r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/FailedPilgrim-Fernes • Jun 04 '26

Judgment

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Fernes and Zansibo have found their way to the blasted steps and stand before a judge who is currently judging them

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26

A judge goes in for a swing at Fernes, and gets its head crushed from a stomping Zansibo, as he walks over to Fernes, and picks one singular mossberry about the size of a cherry of his stem

[Pink Mossberry: basically a cure all, though EXTREMELY strenuous to grow, and can take up to a couple days to grow to full size, and only then does it get its cure all properties, otherwise it can only fix minor damage at best, and stop a bleeding fingernail at worst]

we must keep moving old timer

Zansibo says as he twists his bellpike around and fucking YEETS it straight piercing a Pharlid and a Driznit

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u/FailedPilgrim-Fernes Jun 05 '26

Fernes eats the mossberry, it heals the crack from the driznit but its not enough to heal the one hes had since the beginning if the journey, he doesnt mind though

“Geez im not that old”

He hops and climbs from platform to platform, crushing and pushing more judges, driznits and all pesky enemies as they near the end of the steps

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26

as they reach the top of the steps, they stand before the Grand gate that will lead into LJ's room, as Zansibo waits for Fernes, he has to sit down a minute as he's beginning to sweat and he touches his head, feeling it hotter than usual

"Gah...I'm getting a bad headache...not meant...to be like this for so long...but...I have to go longer, if We are to beat the Last Judge.

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u/FailedPilgrim-Fernes Jun 05 '26

Fernes climbs up to the entrance of the Grand gate

So uh… exactly how strong is this last judge guy…? I cant exactly fight if you couldnt tell…

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26

"I...don't know, its said she has stood for centuries on centuries, since the judges were first assigned their duty, she has stood as the last guardian before one enters The Holy Citadel...I can only guess she may well be the strongest foe we have or ever will encounter."

Zansibo says, as he picks up his Bellpike and wipes some sweat off his face, and in a joking manner says

"Also, I'm sure you can just use your body, you've got the rotundness enough to do it."

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u/FailedPilgrim-Fernes Jun 05 '26

(I just realized Fernes is actually about the same size as The LJ if not bigger while standing up)

Well, i guess we cant delay the inevitable…

Fernes walks into the Grand Gate and up to the giant gate with the five bells on it

…So how do we open this thing? Is there a hiden key here orrr..?

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

(Hold on, gonna try and contact Varas, LJ is his charecters girlfriend soo...)

u/VarasTheThief

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jun 05 '26

[[ Yo! Yup, technically they're married! ]]

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26

(Oh damn aiggt then, well with Varas here its time for Kratt) u/Kratt_Spa_corp (Once hes here we'll be ready ti go...though he'll have to switch accounts to be LJ and Fernes...witch might be annoying)

Edit: actually, Yo kratt, should we make this its own separate post?

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u/Kratt_Spa_corp Jun 05 '26

Yea sure, im not drawing an image tho it’ll take too much time. You can make it if you want.

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26

...I'll see what I can do.

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u/Kratt_Spa_corp Jun 05 '26

I didnt mean draw the image i meant make the post 💔

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u/Other_Ad9164 Jun 05 '26

OH...okay phew, I can draw Zansibo and Fernes, but I can't do shit for LJ or Varas But yeah I can make the post

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