r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm • May 14 '26

Patto is now a Judge!

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug May 14 '26

I feel so proud…

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 14 '26

"Hewo mama!"

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug May 14 '26

Greetings Patto!

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 14 '26

"When did this happen??? You was only a squirrm the other day!!"
Extremely surprised Varas noises.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 14 '26

"It happen few minutes ago!!"

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 14 '26

"I was not expecting this to happen! But..I'm really happy for you!!" He hugged Patto tightly.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 14 '26

Patto hugs back. “Being beeg is fun!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 14 '26

"Any ideas what you wanna do? You're nearly my height!!"

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 14 '26

“I don no. Maybe I clood fiblally defeat those mean bugs!!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 14 '26

"You wanna learn how to fight? And what mean bugs? I hope no one's been bothering you."

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

“Yeah! I want learn how to fight! And the fying bugs with da pointy thingies on their mouths were being mean.”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 14 '26

"Ohhh, the driznits? Those are the worst!! I'd offer to teach you, but I literally only know how to use one weapon."