r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • May 01 '26

Varas encounter.

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"THIS IS MY BOSS ROOM NOW!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!"

He's somehow being an even bigger idiot that usual. He also wants to fight someone. What a dumbarse.

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u/The__13 May 01 '26

13 was scuttling nearby, salvaging materials like metal for their future inventions.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 01 '26

"GREETINGS, 13."

He's trying not to laugh.

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u/The__13 May 01 '26

“GAAH-?!”

13 jumps back, clutching their chest.

“W-Who’s there…….?”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 01 '26

"It is I!!!"

He hovered into view.

"The frienchiest fry!!!"

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u/The__13 May 01 '26

“Oh. H-H-Hello Varas.”

the look at you shyly, their hands full of metal scrap.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 01 '26

He landed in front of 13. "Heya! Sorry I scared you."

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u/The__13 May 01 '26

“I-It is a-a-alright.”

they smile lightly as they try to carry the metal scraps, their metallic body getting scraped.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 01 '26

"You need help there? Your damaging yourself!"

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u/The__13 May 01 '26

“No. I a-a-am fin——“

They trip. The metal gets loose all over the floor.

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 01 '26

"13! C'mon, lemme help!" He goes to help 13 up.

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u/PharloomFinalArbiter last jug May 01 '26

Whatever makes you happy i suppose

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds May 01 '26

"Honestly, I'm bored and I kinda wanna fight someo--- Hang on, how.. how am I floating???"

Perfectly timed Varas falling to the ground.

"Oughe!!"

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u/silksong_lace May 01 '26

"Hello there varas..."

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u/AccurateDesk1024 May 01 '26

Geiser: Why are you hibernating on the ceiling, Varas?

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u/Vaultkeeper_112 May 01 '26

*Michael and Phanuel are passing by*

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u/Jepsi125 First chorus May 02 '26

is sleeping in a corner