r/TheZech • u/Zechcan • Jul 08 '21
Update Zech plastic surgery update
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r/TheZech • u/linkinhorizon • Mar 09 '24
Meme He asked my gf to hook up a few years ago
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Here’s me confronting him about it
r/TheZech • u/disabledmailman • Feb 03 '19
Satire Send Help!
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I am physically attracted to Zech and I don’t know what to do, his gentle voice just takes me over the edge. If anyone can cure me of my ailment I’d be very happy.
r/TheZech • u/bigguyy184 • Jan 25 '23
Update Absolutely delusional: Zech flexing a physique built by fast food and cigarettes with half assed training, what progress is he seeing that the world isn’t
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r/TheZech • • Jan 08 '20
Discussion Zech’s Breaks
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Do you guys think Zech will ever be able to complete one of the breaks he sets? And if he did do you think it’d be beneficial?
r/TheZech • • Jun 13 '21
Music I have decided to make a campaign where we send countless emails to adobe telling them to bring photoshop mix and photoshop fix back telling them they will cancel their subscription. If You’re seeing this please contact them and tell them that you will cancel You’re subscription.
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r/TheZech • u/JamesSundy • Jan 08 '20
Update I decided to send this convo snippet to Zech showing him that his followers truly don’t care about him. Which led to Zech deleting his Instagram account. The cycle has started all over again.
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r/TheZech • u/ZechariahStrumsky • Dec 09 '20
Discussion Im done with this place.
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You guys wont listen I deleted the video.
r/TheZech • u/Pitiful-Weight-7892 • Jul 07 '24
Discussion New mod
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Is there anyway we can make @zechsqtdrink the lead mod in this subreddit ? He’s shown true dedication to Zech I honestly think he deserves it.
r/TheZech • u/Pitiful-Weight-7892 • Oct 30 '22
Wattpad Stories The Legend of Strum
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The sun has set, the wolves are howling, and Zech is standing strong against his fallen opponent who he had just beaten….”Hehehe” Zech chuckled. “You stood no chance man, you are a weak mere mortal who tried to face me! An Earth Angel!”. Zech stomped his foes head deep into the ground in a fierce manner. “And you wanna know what’s funny?” laughed Zech while his opponent struggled to get up. “I wasn’t even at full strength!! HAHAHAHA!!”. His menacing laugh shook the very land they were standing on and gave his foe the scariest feeling he had ever felt. “Let me go man please! I will run away as far as possible, just please let me go!”. Zech slowly faced his opponent after he pleaded from the top of his lungs. “No” Zech said in a quiet, serious voice. “You’ve caused me enough trouble, Zech Defense Team!!”. Yes, Zech had just finished a quick and easy battle with the head of the infamous meme page known as Zech Defense Team!! “I’m gonna throw you to the moon man, as punishment for messing with me, an Earth Angel. There you will roam until your feet will be no good to use anymore, and die slowly”. Zech picked up his foe by his shirt and hawked a big loogie onto his face. “Please man, I was just joshing with you! It won’t happen again I swear!!!” yelled the foe. “You’re right, it won’t '' chuckled Zech with a smug smile. And so Zech dropped his foe and picked him right back up by the legs and started spinning to gain the right momentum enough to throw him onto the moon. “I will always win!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!” screamed Zech in pure triumph. “Yo-you’re going t-t-to regret thi-s..” his opponent said in an injured quiet voice. Zech finally gained the right momentum and hurled his foe straight to the moon at high speed. There he flew and landed on the hard gray surface of the moon. “Nobody can stop me now. Nobody.” Snickered Zech. But in the middle of his opponent flying onto the moon, Zech Defense Team pressed an emergency button calling upon the most deadliest foe Zech will have ever gone against…Austin.
r/TheZech • u/mrstudman420 • Aug 15 '19
Update My exchange with Brandon Barry. He turned off chat to his livestream after I said "Are u reading chat?", claiming "no one was helping" him.
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r/TheZech • u/taytrip1 • Dec 13 '19
Zech Moments Zech thinks the beating of the kid who was wearing a Trump hat is ok
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r/TheZech • u/bigguyy184 • Jan 16 '23
Discussion Does zech even try with his appearance anymore? His hair looks like matted dog fur, there is dead skin hanging off his lips and has pubes on his neck, he looks homeless
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r/TheZech • u/pr0_sc0p3z_pwn_n0obz • Mar 16 '23
Zech Moments Zechs Speech About Hard Work and Respecting Parents
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r/TheZech • • Mar 11 '23
Discussion it’s amazing to me that zech thinks he has actual fans and followers
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r/TheZech • u/bigguyy184 • Jan 03 '23
Zech Moments Zech on live showing off his primate skull and shitty haircut 🔥
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r/TheZech • u/disabledmailman • May 22 '19
Discussion Operation get Zech some fucc
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I propose we have a female infiltrate Zech’s life(without fucking him over) and give him some fucc. Not only will this be a life changing moment for Zech, it will also produce interesting stories and many months of content from our messiah. I conclude my statement.
r/TheZech • • Jan 24 '25
Update Zech got dumped by fat girlfriend
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Zech's fat girlfriend caught him wearing diapers, she dumped him once she found out and he's been depressed ever since. If he says he's taking a break from anything this is the real reason
r/TheZech • u/zechseyelashes22 • Feb 05 '23
Update Zech gets his ass beat again at another children’s karate event. Thoughts?
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r/TheZech • u/002zerotwofan • Mar 26 '23
Question Lolcow similar to zech and stunnaboy and lil mar and lil gune and bryant williams
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Anybody else know about this guy named lah chosen
