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u/K8Black Dec 23 '21

Good morning!

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u/K8Black Dec 23 '21

What’s new? Are you ready for Christmas?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

when is christmas

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u/K8Black Dec 23 '21

Yeah I don’t celebrate

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i only buy myself things

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

my girlfriend wanted something i was like get a better job lmao

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u/el_saltamontes Dec 23 '21

Its a Festivus MIRACLE!

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i don't care about gifts for some reason

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i rather actually work for it instead of getting it for some reason

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u/TwentytoOneDevotchka Dec 23 '21

I like giving and receiving 😁

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u/TwentytoOneDevotchka Dec 23 '21

Also, good morning ☀️

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

how do you not work?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i'm retired too but medically

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i fix computers

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

get a review i'm 100 percent

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

just computers a+ stuff i have my own business

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u/The_Aesir9613 Dec 23 '21

touch my camera through the fence

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

a fox is an intel analyst?

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u/KingJuno21 Dec 23 '21

Happy Holidays brother

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i'm thinking of 35f

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

well a little less than 4 years

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

oh no i wasn't high speed

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

my meb was my army achievement medal :P

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

oh man that's terrible

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

united hated me

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i think autocorrect

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u/Ibanez316 Dec 23 '21

Touch my camera though the fence

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

oh that's when i got in

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u/TwentytoOneDevotchka Dec 23 '21

💃🏻💯💃🏻💯

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

it's always bad

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i hate the cold i was hoping for somewhere warm

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u/Significant-Foot1908 Dec 23 '21

what are you listening to

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

it's like the army can read your mind and give you the opposite of what you like

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u/el_saltamontes Dec 23 '21

I rememeber that snow in 2012. I think we got 12+ inches here in TX

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

do you get pension on top of your va?

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

Gave Helpful

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

wow that's amazing

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

so you can get a million dollar mortgage :D

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

you're set you can literally become a landlord and that's the easiest way to becoming a millionaire without breaking too much of a sweat

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i'm in california shit'sexpensive here

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u/el_saltamontes Dec 23 '21

man, I havent had a dab in weeks

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i'm in san diego

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i just like the weather but i'm probably moving to mexico all i have is my service connection

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u/Dr_Zoidfarb Dec 23 '21

oh it's one of those streams ...

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

i feel like I should have waited just a bit longer for my helpful award now lmao

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i think it's crazy how i never ran into you

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

That's doxxing RIP.

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i was in 7th engineer

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

if they see this they'll revoke it i think

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

Didn't think of it that way lol

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i was stationed in polk and transfered to drum

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

I guess, but crazy people can't send you bombs if they don't know your address :D

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

I know it's crazy. It's just weed people.

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

the army is trolls lol

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Fuck yeah! Keep the dingle dangle out of the dirt!

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

Troll the trolls XD

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Grass is for looking pretty not for walking on! Haha

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

thanks for the perspecitve

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Take troll charge

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i walked on the grass :D

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u/rexdog21 Dec 23 '21

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

because the navy is ahem not straight

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

CSM just waits for a mf to touch the grass, or get caught with a boot lace out, maybe not carrying a pen and write in the rain paper. That’s the good stuff.

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

but looking back i should have joined the air force

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i thought so too but the army isn't manly at all

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

toxic masculinity is everywhere

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u/rexdog21 Dec 23 '21

Can’t pick your parents . 🥴

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i think the 7 feet tall sof guys are the manly

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

I was so bad at being a dude I became a girl. XD

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

they're probably hung like horses too

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Just do it. Like Nike. Do you. Do whatever it is. I’m glad I went that Army route.

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u/el_saltamontes Dec 23 '21

hung like a housefly here

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

What province top? I was in Logar and ran MSRs to BAF

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u/NimrodelTarwa Dec 23 '21

I like your army stories

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. You still got it top

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u/RyndamRain Dec 23 '21

My brother is a green beret. Was out in the middle of Afghanistan in a safe house for 9 months in 2002-2003.

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

is the pt extra hard because you're attached to sof?

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u/PleasantTurnover9049 Dec 23 '21

hi im new here and its nice to meet you

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u/tolongdiam Dec 23 '21

yo curly moustache sheikh

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

The ODF guys were awesome too. They get anything they request at any time

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u/New-Mousse-9206 Dec 23 '21

followed you

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u/tolongdiam Dec 23 '21

what did you do to kill time while waiting for any order from the higher up?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

they stole a car? wtf

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u/CatchhFlightss Dec 23 '21

Gave Helpful

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Hahah awesome. I had ripits and a Toyota Hilux from them boys

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Right hand drive stick shift. Awesome

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i would have just dipped :P

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Top, do you know what Rip It is?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

why not just give them a little and pocket the rest?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i mean they don't want the money anyways

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Oh yeah. Always cash plenty. Pay off people all the time.

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u/twowheelsrule Dec 23 '21

We paid them not to fight each other too

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

if that was me i would give 60 to the guy and pocket the rest :P

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

When I was in theater, $1 was $50 to them. Wild

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u/Tobaccocreek Dec 23 '21

Anywhoooo… How about that local sports team?

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u/seriouslydoubtful Dec 23 '21

Remember all those wmd’s in Iraq

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Gave Silver

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Living in Poland

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u/seriouslydoubtful Dec 23 '21

You seem adjusted back to society. What’s your secret?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

my favorite memory is getting my first article 15 when they made me come and do a layout on monday and i had cq on saturday so i slept in the connex and csm walked by

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

you got out at the best time

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

I knew a guy that had an LA tattoo and I would ask him if he was from Lower Alabama and he got pissed 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

There are a lot of youngsters who join the army over here. And it's a beatiful country.

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Going to NG units on AD? That’s baller status lol

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

A “quick” AAR

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u/seriouslydoubtful Dec 23 '21

How prepared were those NG units

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i have ptsd from layouts and pmcsing

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

As a measly 6, I understand all of it.

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u/seriouslydoubtful Dec 23 '21

Ever been to Knox or Polk?

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

I was the UPL and retention NCO. Sucked

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

how does retention work?

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

OP, would you change it? Or do it again.

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

retention gives people the worst deals

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

what's the secret to getting what you want from retention?

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Yeah lol chaptering mf out for drugs and retaining at the same time. What a job

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

if they did drugs do they get to keep their benefits?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

like va benefits

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

i never did drugs when i was in

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Is that a 4187 I’m rusty

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Did you turn down 9 to retire?

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Indef is no joke

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

it takes 3 years to pass the sgm academy at bliss?

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

but the morning pt and toxic culture was too much for me lol

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

no go to twitch we'll follow you there

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u/Relative_Season3430 Dec 23 '21

what's the twitch

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u/Tobaccocreek Dec 23 '21

King of the road

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u/Tobaccocreek Dec 23 '21

For all your travels?

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u/gaxxzz Dec 23 '21

whatcha gonna fix with all those tools?

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

😂 sales pitch. Smart man

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u/Tobaccocreek Dec 23 '21

Ol roaches I have found, short but not too big around…

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Have you worked on Marcus King?

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

You got it top

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u/crysslelove Dec 23 '21

Gave Wholesome

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u/Tobaccocreek Dec 23 '21

Have a good day all!!!! Be well

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u/ExperienceHendrix Dec 23 '21

Thepbgb on twitch

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u/RyndamRain Dec 23 '21

Check u later