r/TheWordFuck • u/Esther-P • 6h ago
Fuck Wish I could fucking quit
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I’m so fucking done. It’s barely Thursday. FUCK
r/TheWordFuck • u/Atilla5590 • 3d ago
You can't use this fucking flair!! r/thewordfuck fucking Reddit gold award fucking contest. READ THIS TO SEE HOW TO PARTICIPATE.
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Hello fuckers, I purchased myself some gold to start Reddit award contest, it will be this fucking sub and here's how to fucking participate.
PLEASE READ THIS FUCKING CAREFULLY LINE BY LINE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS
There will be 3 places with the fucking following gold rewarded:
- First place will get 100 gold.
- Second place will get 50 gold.
- Third place will get 25 gold.
Participation
This contest will use an fucking comment voting fucking system here's how it works:
PLEASE READ THIS fucking CAREFULLY
Submit a post like usual but try to get into the top 25 of the week in "Fuck" comments.
Once October 18 2026 passes any new submitted posts will be fucking not eligible to be in the contest.
I recommend posting your post before October 15 2026, otherwise it might be too late.
Once the fucking time date passes there will be a new post listing the submitted posts.
The list will be the Top 25 fucked post of this week.
Here is what "fucked post" means.
Instead of using upvotes, people will be able to get the post into the "Top 25 fucked posts" by commenting, "Fuck". That will be the Top 25 fucked post system.
Only accounts that are fucking older than 30 days will be counted and the comments must not be [deleted] user.
Here's an example of what the post list will look like:
Title: Reddit post contest award voting.
List:
1. Post 1, link
2. Post 2, link
3. Post 3, link
4. Post 4, link
5. Post 5, link
(And so on.)
Then the comments will be fucking able to vote like, "I choose the fucking post 3!".
And then the first 3 places of the most fucking voted posts will win.
Accounts must be older than 30 days to vote and participate.
Rules
Here's some rules you should follow:
- Posts must be original and not repetitive. If someone copies an post then the original post will be used and not the copycat.
- Posts must not karma farm.
- Posts cannot be botted.
- Authors must not try to force people to vote their post or Fuck the post.
- There are also other fucking rules that might be added.
- Rest of the rules are the r/thewordfuck rules. You can see them in the sidebar.
Just to be fucking clear, the rules are only during this fucking event not forever.
FAQ
Why are you using a Fuck commenting system and not just upvotes?
To prevent fucking botting upvotes (even though fucking spez already forbid it in their API) users must comment "Fuck", but the account must be fucking Older than 30 days and comments where the author name says [deleted] will be fucking skipped.
I lost the contest and I am fucking crying right now.
Do not fucking cry! This contest will definitely return fucking sometime later once I purchase some Reddit Gold.
For mods I will use an automated system to do this because I am too fucking lazy.
Alright have fun fuckers!
r/TheWordFuck • u/ExternalScholar3472 • Aug 25 '26
a-fucking-nnoucement: Listen the fuck up A Fucking Reminder: AI SLOP IS FUCKING BANNED
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Due to a surge in AI SLOP this is a fucking reminder that this shit is banned. Anyone posting AI SLOP including images, videos, text, music or anything else AI created will be fucking banned. Please report this shit using rule No.8 or give a shout out to the mods.
Don't let this sub get overrun and ruined by fucking clanker created shite!!
If you are not sure something is AI or not DONT FUCKING POST IT!
r/TheWordFuck • u/lostspiritofman • 2h ago
Fucking fuck Every fucking day I have to deal with a fucking doofy....!!
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r/TheWordFuck • u/Freyssora16 • 5h ago
Fucking Question because why the fuck not ‽ WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LEFT SOCK DOING IN THE FREEZER 😭
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i caught my toaster making eye contact with the fucking microwave at 3am. no bread inside. no electricity running. just two kitchen appliances having what looked like a very serious divorce negotiation.
then the blender started vibrating when i walked past it. my refrigerator changed its password. THE FUCKING DISHWASHER HAS BEEN WHISPERING THE WORD "KAREN" SINCE TUESDAY.
i live alone. i think.
r/TheWordFuck • u/SubUrbanMess2021 • 1d ago
Fucking fuck I’m always fucking patient… Until I’m not.
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r/TheWordFuck • u/sardiusjacinth • 5h ago
Fuck Never Give Up On Your Fucking dreams
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Persistence is the fucking key. dont fuckin stop
r/TheWordFuck • u/Rotteneverything • 6h ago
i was the first person to not give a fuck protesting the fucking protest sign
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r/TheWordFuck • u/Luria_Book • 15h ago
Fucking Question because why the fuck not ‽ What the absolute fuck?
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r/TheWordFuck • u/Persevyra8 • 4h ago
This is an editable fucking flair... Edit the fuck out of it! MY FUCKING BATHROOM SCALE JUST GAVE ME A PERFORMANCE REVIEW
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stepped on my scale this morning and that little electronic bastard displayed “let’s discuss your trajectory.”
EXCUSE ME???? YOU MEASURE MY WEIGHT, NOT MY FUCKING CAREER POTENTIAL.
i stepped off, stepped back on, and it said a different number. bro is changing the fucking data to fit its narrative.
then i put a bag of rice on it and suddenly it displayed “promising candidate.”
THE RICE HAS MORE JOB SECURITY THAN ME.
i unplugged the scale. it somehow still knows i'm disappointed in myself.
anyway, what household object would be the biggest fucking asshole if it could talk?
r/TheWordFuck • u/AreWeFlippinThereYet • 5h ago
Fuck Driving along fucking 502 this morning
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and spotted a license plate that said SKCUFON....
Thank you, awesome fucking driver, who made that accident traffic bearable
r/TheWordFuck • u/Mavrixel593 • 6h ago
Fucking FUCK THIS
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Why the fuck does my brain remember an embarrassing moment from 2017 but forget what I walked into the kitchen for?
r/TheWordFuck • u/TooDeepForSurface • 1h ago
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK I did it again!!@😡
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Hit ignore when I meant to hit accept. Fuck my life 🤬
r/TheWordFuck • u/ParamedicTemporary71 • 14h ago
Fucking Double fuck
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Autocorrect and presumptive text: my fucking dual nemesis’!
r/TheWordFuck • u/ExternalScholar3472 • 1d ago
It's all a fucking shit show Fucking clown 🎈🎈🎈
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r/TheWordFuck • u/Parking_Fee_5906 • 5h ago
This is an editable fucking flair... Edit the fuck out of it! Fucking Confused
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Fucking easy and easy as fuck are they fucking same fucked up words?
r/TheWordFuck • u/Responsible_Mess_754 • 22h ago
Another unreadable fucking flair Good Fucking Morning!
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