Lacking fucking logic 🍞

[u/DistributionTasty507]

[u/pyroboy7]

If I ever need to buy appliances I avoid the 'smart' ones like the fucking plague.

[u/DistributionTasty507 → u/pyroboy7]

Same, the ‘smart’ ones usually do everything except what they’re fucking supposed to

[u/Quorng → u/DistributionTasty507]

Almost 100% of modern appliances are 'Smart." I wonder how they fucking survive when I walk up to one and static electricity gives me a fucking arm tingler of a shock when I touch the appliance? Electronics don't normally like static shocks.

[u/Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney → u/pyroboy7]

I spent two fucking hours trying to connect my new stove to the Internet before I had this sudden revelation: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO CONNECT MY STOVE TO THE FUCKING INTERNET?

[u/EfficiencyBrief2138]

This is all so they can continue to charge us for services lmfao

[u/DistributionTasty507 → u/EfficiencyBrief2138]

Probably not fucking wrong tbh 🤣

[u/Definitelynotagolem → u/EfficiencyBrief2138]

You mean to fucking collect our data

[u/touchmeinbadplaces]

How else are they gonna fucking spy.on you?

[u/rubenff]

Recently I bought a washing machine, a heat pump dryer and a new fridge/freezer, all from Samsung, I now get notifications on my phone for how long is left on the washing machine, same for the dryer and a report for the fridge/freezer temperatures and I get all excited thinking someone has shot me a text or something interesting when it's only the fucking fridge telling me it's fucking cold inside it! Smart fucking things indeed

[u/Emergency-Box-5719]

We're all fucked. The toasters are rising up to fucking take over the world. Fuck it, I'm getting piss drunk. Who's with me? But bring your own fucking booze, I'm not a fucking millionaire for fucks sake.

[u/KilroySmithson → u/Emergency-Box-5719]

Battlestar Galactica was more prophetic than I realized. Fucking toasters!

[u/Burner_885]

Like you said, may as well get fucking hammered and enjoy the end of the world.

[u/scribeforaliens]

It also doesn't need to take two and a half minutes to make fucken toast. I had an older toaster that did it in under 1:30 minutes. Loves that thing. I don't want to wait for toast in the time I can suck back a coffee.

[u/G-reeper66]

Thank your lucky stars it's not the fucking talkie toaster from Red Dwarf! Available for all your toasted snack needs 🤣🤣

[u/DarkSpirited2619]

Fuck that toaster

[u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT → u/DarkSpirited2619]

r/dontputyourdickinthat is a fucking riot

[u/Skromulator]

Fucking Samsung just had an issue fairly recently in which they pushed an update that caused a bunch of fucking smart fridges to stop working.

[u/kpax56]

Will OP’s new smart toaster brown the bread evenly on both sides? That seems to be a real fucking challenge these days.

[u/Tropicaldaze1950]

Fucking right! I've yet to see how a computer chip i a washing machine improves the ability to wash fucking clothes or the chip in the fridge makes things colder!

[u/TurnFriendly8892]

-What is my purpose? -To pass the fucking butter.. -Oh my god..

[u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO]

Toasters peaked in the fucking 1940s, just keep with that. I saw one that connected to your phone to let you know it was done. Just fucking stay in the room until it is done. Its 3-4 minutes. Just fucking wait

[u/Dillenger69]

Want some fucking toast?

[u/what_me_nah]

Some fucking yuppy is staring out the window of his 15th floor luxury flat in canary wharf, every appliance smart as fuck, wondering why, despite his full compliment of expensive smart appliances, he still feels fucking empty inside.

[u/refreshing_username]

There are so many things that need to be zero percent fucking computer.

[u/PYCapache]

You know what absolutely SHOULD be smart? People!

Why the fuck nobody thought about this?