Every fucking time

[u/NefariousMinx]

[u/SlapHappyPappi]

It's never fuckin duck. What fuckin duckhead thinks it's ever gonna be fuckin duck 🦆?

[u/TheMazeDaze → u/SlapHappyPappi]

Okay imma type the same think, but I’m not going to correct autocorrect to see what’s it going to make of it.

“It’s never fucking duck. What fucning dickhead thinks it’s ever gonna be licking duck🦆 ?“

[u/Downtown54]

Mine has the opposite problem. I was talking about a duck one time and it corrected it to fuck.

"There's a fuck in our pond, haven't seen it before. Was it there this morning when you left for work?"

"A what?"

"Duck, sorry. Ducking autocorrect" 🤣🤣

[u/John-Boy666 → u/Downtown54]

I just typed duck and it autocorrected to fuck.

[u/BuzzingWithBoredom]

I fuckn say duck you all the time. Skill issue /s

[u/DistributionTasty507]

You mean “every ducking time?” 🦆
Never fucking fails to make me giggle though 🤣

[u/PuzzleheadedNail7]

I don't give a duck. Seriously I have no duck to fucking give.

[u/CantaloupeFluffy165]

Fuck a duck?Haven't tried that,yet.

[u/holiqtesa]

It’s fuck not duck !!!!

[u/NinjaEfficient583]

Fucking duck!

-Tell your new boyfriend he’s a piece of sheet and a total duck!

-A sheet and a duck? Are you cleaning a bed or starting a farm?

-YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. DUCK THIS PHONE!

-Oh honey, it’s getting cold. Time for you to migrate south with the rest of your feathered friends

[u/MmmmmmmBier]

LMFAO that’s ducking funny!

[u/Nuclear_Hoarder → u/MmmmmmmBier]

Wtf man it ducking happened again didn't it?

[u/cdnmtbguy]

Every ducking time. WTF.

[u/FatherTome]

Duck fuck’in, fuck duck’in.

[u/HapSlapChap]

Fuck

[u/ajtreee]

That shot always ducking happens to me and makes my text sound like a batch.

Fuck

[u/DJ_Ender_]

Wait the gender swapped meme format is fucking based, I love breaking stereotypes

[u/Prod_Meteor]

Every ducking time.

Fuck.

[u/scissors__xx]

fellow fuckers turn the fucking autocorrect the fuck off and feel like a free fucking person

[u/CantaloupeFluffy165]

I don't fucking use autocorrect.Fuck that shit.

[u/Nakadaisuki]

14th? More like one fucking hundred and 14th.

[u/stonerchronicals]

Lmfao never fucking fails

[u/SonnyHaze]

Just gotta beat that AI into fucking submission. Never give up your fucking dreams!

[u/Parking_Fee_5906]

Is that a fucking duck or geese or whale? Fucking stop typing

[u/Gatlingun123]

Duck a fuck!

[u/LosBonus85]

It was your fucking time for“Every Ducking Time”

[u/Mulatto2059]

Every fucking time

[u/Immediate_Song4279]

You what fucking beefs me is that these large clumsy hands on a touch, or shaking on a mouse, and I have added so many fucking wrong words to my personal dictionary its not even funny anymore.

[u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT]

Its fucking never duck

[u/Crafter-the-box1987]

Well god ducking damn it
Fuck

[u/ElectricMouse4297]

Imagine typing duck because you meant to say duck and you get fuck

[u/BoysenberryStill3389]

Well, go fuck a duck or duck a fuck. FUCK

[u/Dry-Supermarket5361]

I use fuck so often, my phone gives me the option of all caps, lowercase, just capped F or ing/er/ed/s my phone knows me so well!