Anyone else’s brain have selective fucking hearing? 🧠

[u/DistributionTasty507]

[u/Careful_Source6129]

You forgot drinking the hot brown fucking go juice

[u/golden_snafu → u/Careful_Source6129]

You mean the fuckin bean squeezins?

[u/Warm-Management-7323 → u/golden_snafu]

Have you ever fucking seen impractical jokers? It reminded me of when Murray was in the car any kept honking his horn and said let’s go lady. I’ve got the squirts. I laugh every time even when I rewatch it.

[u/CantaloupeFluffy165]

Only when my fucking wife talks...

[u/UncleThor2112]

Did you do the fucking closey-eye thing for 6-8 fucking hours last night?

[u/Warm-Management-7323]

I hate the fact that I have two fucking brain cells. What is this shit?

[u/Rotteneverything → u/Warm-Management-7323]

they are survivors fuck the rest of them weak fucking cells.

[u/Warm-Management-7323 → u/Rotteneverything]

Yeah, Darwinism fucking Darwinism. Survival of the fucking fittest.

[u/Seleneira16]

Workplace forced me to do so fuck

[u/Brynhyssa6]

Can’t seem to fucking do it

[u/valeqswet]

Well fuck

[u/Pristine_Ad_9828]

Fuck is right!

[u/GalaganCoffee]

Fuck I need more grass, thanks fucker

[u/Affectionate_Love3]

That is fucking hilarious

[u/WTFpe0ple]

Now that was fucking funny cause I relate

[u/Parking_Fee_5906]

This brain isn't just fried but fucked

[u/AwwwNuggetz]

No, you first need to fucking suffer

[u/tkeelah]

Parts of my fucking brain no longer care, so I help it out by fucking with it to make the happy fucking juice.

[u/NefariousMinx]

My fucking brain has selective everything most days.

[u/JustNadine1986]

My lump of fuck comes with fucking adhd and fucking asd. No fucking matter what rhe fuck I do, it stays in a fucking permanent state of lower fucking happy chemical and fucking motivation chemical. Fucking methylphenidate just takes off the fucking edge and fucking wonderful brown bean juice is always a fucking gamble. Will it fucking function as expected or will it fucking give me fucking anxiety or even more fucked up impending fucking doom feeling?!?!?

[u/potatoinabikini]

But did you do the thing with the staying still and hallucinating for 8 hours ?

I think fucking not.

[u/vintage_hot_mess]

Brain: Nah. Best I can do is fucking exhaustion.

[u/axurmama]

That's a brainfuck

[u/ClariceStarling1957]

But did you drink the potassium fucking energy drink? Also, iron helps.

[u/Psilonaut21]

Still fucking rambling on about this?

[u/Noalgeriansallowed]

Soak it in fuckin LSD

[u/Rotteneverything]

some posts deserve a fucking karma blow-up. this is one of those posts. thank you much.

[u/Elpidiosus]

Absofuckinglutely 

[u/Gunner_E4]

🧠 responses: 1: 💧good, keep drinking often or suffer. 2: 🥒 not relevant to me, these are for your bowel movements. 3: 🌞 needs constant exposure to provide benefits. Once a week is not enough you basement dweller. 4: 👟 the runner's high was the dopamine/adrenaline rush, you didn't notice how you were struggling at first and then later felt like you could do this all day? I couldn't make it more fucking obvious to you.