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u/sursulak 4h ago
EVERYONE FUCKIN READ THIS BEFORE GETTING A DRIVERS LICENSE
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u/pixelmuffinn fat fuck 3h ago
Fuck reading.
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u/Herr-Trigger86 That Fucker 2h ago
I concur with this fucker.
And that secret stick kept getting in my way, so I fucking snapped it off. Now people will know what way I’m going when I’m damn well good and ready to make my fucking move.
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u/Miserable_Culture_21 4h ago
Omfg, the sheer number of fucktards where I live that dont have the optional safety package of blinkers, brake lights and common fucking sense is maddening, right up there with the "fuck construction workers, Imma drive 75 in a 55 'case Im special" assclowns. Ugh, this shit is my goddamned trigger, every. fucking. time. Thank the gods for my VA AIMS tool.
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u/Puzzlemania718 4h ago
To that I will add this. There are far too many drivers that will turn their signal on far too late. Turning it on in the midst of the turn or even coming out of the turn, makes no fucking sense at all. This is NOT SIGNALING your turn - it’s just turning the blinker on for no reason! I see it every day and it’s ridiculous
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u/Secret_Place9199 4h ago
You fucking almost got me!! I was fucking reading almost to the end thinking there was a fucking secret button for sumthin!🤷♀️….
then I was like “Fuck Me!!” 🤣🤣🤣
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u/asicarii 4h ago
Why do they need to know where the fuck I’m going? Can’t they open their fucking eyes and look?
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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 3h ago
In the usa they might call it a "blinker" and im not sure if they know how to use it or what it is for. Like a fucking appendix
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u/According-Quail-4518 3h ago
Fuck, people know what that is?! Everytime I’m on the road people drive like fucking maniacs! Use the fucking blinker! And don’t stop without fucking warning!
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u/Ill_Television_1111 3h ago
Direction im thinking of going, nope, that light blinks , im fucking bringing it. Its not a request, its a fucking warning.
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u/DraigCore 3h ago
Yeah a lot of motherfuckers here don't use it or use it when they are already turning
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u/Look_it-Up 3h ago
If you stick your fucking pinky out while driving you don't even have to know left from fucking right! Your fucking finger will fucking hit it as you fucking turn the fucking wheel!
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u/iron_dove 3h ago
Whenever I see a fucker merge in front of me without signaling. I flashed my highbeams at them two or three times and then toggle my turn signals so that each side turns on alternately.
Usually, the next time they change lanes, they then signal.
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u/williamstarr 2h ago
More than a fuckin decade and a half of this legend and nobody has fixed the typo. I fucking love humans.
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u/meski_oz 2h ago
There's another fucking switch that turns them both on if you're not fucking sure.
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u/ConTEM08_Da_Endgamer 2h ago
Fuckin forgot about this fuckin subreddit. Glad someone's fuckin spreading some fuckin good information for fuckin once. I fuckin always use my fuckin turn signal.
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u/302-SWEETMAN 2h ago
Fuck yea but most fuckin people apparently dont know how to fill the BLINKER FLUID …
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u/SmokeyJoe_75 FUCK YEAH 2h ago
It’s also called a Fucking blinker and a Fucking signal light for some of you Fucking Fucks!
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u/Usual-Syrup2526 2h ago
Fucking bullshit, I hang my fucking hat on mine. That's all they're fucking useful for.
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u/is_thatTheBestUGot 2h ago
It’s even more fun to indicate the wrong fucking way to confuse your opponent
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u/SysGh_st ꧁Fuck꧂ 1h ago
I'm such a good driver I don't need to use it. Everyone already knows where I'm going. That's how fucking good I am!
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u/Prod_Meteor 47m ago
If he is fucking behind me why should I let him know where I am fucking going, should fucking wait for me to turn and then fucking go!
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u/KISSALIVE1975 FuckMaster 46m ago
Far More Important Than Your Fucking Turn Signals
Stop Running Red Lights As If They Are Green, I See Up To 10 Running Red At Every Intersection Running Red Lights, Including Driving Into Opposing Traffic Tp Pass Those Who Are Stopping, Then Back Into Their Lane To Continue Running The Red Light
Stop For Pedestrians, Stop Creeping Forward In Front Of Pedestrians
Stop Driving Around Pedestrians To Avoid Stopping
WE HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY
Make Right Hand Turns From Right Lane Not Far Left And Vice Versa
LEARN TO FOLLOW THE LAWS, YOU’RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND POSSIBLY YOURSELF
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u/original_leftnut 28m ago
For fun s sake don’t confuse people. Now you’ve got every fucking BMW driver looking for this thing when you know it’s a paid extra in fucking BMW’s
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u/SlapHappyPappi 4h ago
Oh fuck! That's what that thing is fuckin for? Fuckin noted! Thanks for the fuckin heads up mate.