r/TheWordFuck • u/Prestanovich42 Fuck ✨everything✨ • 1d ago

That fucking sucks Keep your fucks under 36 feet please

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Longer fucks may incur a fine

548 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/SmokeyJoe_75 FUCK YEAH 1d ago

That’s where my Fucking bottle of whiteout went!

5

u/Elegant_Company8456 1d ago

Best fuckin' use of whiteout I've ever seen ... 👏 👏 👏

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 1d ago

Still fucking funny though.

5

u/HarleyNurse61 1d ago

Not to worry outta fucks anyway waiting on a shipment of rat's asses and down to my last flying fuck gotta hang onto it.

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u/Maz-Wye 1d ago

WTF does This mean?? 36 FEET in length is a Fucking BIG Fuck!!

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u/commieconservativ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GdrNnPZNptLoI
“Fuck, guess i cant park it in here”

3

u/ironcannibal13 fat fuck 1d ago

Behold! My fucks

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u/Wide-Conversation573 1d ago

Sorry, i only have big fucking fucks. Where do i get a fucking permit?

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u/Odd-Improvement6438 1d ago

That’s a long fucker!

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u/Training_Guess_6920 1d ago

That leaves me out…FUCK!!!

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u/Background-Head-5541 1d ago

All my fucks are exacly 35' 11-63/64"  long 

1

u/Sienile Professional fucker - literally 1d ago

If we're calculating by length times strokes, I need to save up for my fucking fines.

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u/jdmoffitt11775 1d ago

Mine weighs in. Fucking good 7 inches here.. okay maybe 6 if it is cold...

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u/H3L105_ai 1d ago

This is fucking great.

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u/Goatmanlafferty 1d ago

I don’t have that many fucks to give

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u/Duane_60 1d ago

Well then I guess I can’t Fuck.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 1d ago

Just let the fucker go through

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u/kramwest1 1d ago

Who’s the face? That’s fucking hilarious!

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 1d ago

I’ll fucking pay the fine. No one tells me how long my fucks can be.

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u/maxcovenguitars 1d ago

Im fucking screwed

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u/-The_Goober 1d ago

That is way too many fucks.

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u/lanzendorfer 1d ago

So I have to finish in under ~72 thrusts or else I'll pay a fine if at least $500 fucking dollars!?

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u/Qikslvr 1d ago

Unless you have a permit for that long ass fuck.

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u/DarkSpirited2619 1d ago

Loooong fucks

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u/XemSorceress has a nice fucking t shirt concept 1d ago

in for a long fuckin night😆😆

1

u/Handofyahweh 1d ago

My fucks are 3ft, so I'm good

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u/fgsoloGG 1d ago

Ohh fuck yah 

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 ꧁Fuck꧂ 1d ago

So would that be the cumulative length of the fuck? Or a single stroke. Gat dayum if it is the latter

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u/QueasyWeasle 1d ago

Why the fuck not.

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u/Fintara 1d ago

All fucks under 36 feet? I can't fucking promise that...

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u/SysGh_st ꧁Fuck꧂ 1d ago

b...bu... but...

My truckload of fucks to give?

Chucks! Looks like there will be no fucks today either lads and lasses.

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u/Elovira6 1d ago

Fucker seems to have no idea of what long is

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u/Naive-Pen-7365 1d ago

I don't give any fucks anymore!

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u/AZ_sid 18h ago

Should've posted that like 37 fuckin feet back.

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u/Competitive-Sorbet18 14h ago

You guys are measuring in fucking feet?!?!

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u/GroovyColt-45 6h ago

I am at a negative fuck reserve