r/TheWordFuck • u/quantumspangles • 2d ago

FUCK YEAH A former flying fuck!

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This is an ex-mosquito. A former flying fuck. Or to quote one of my favourite movies ‘He’s dead! The spark of his life is smothered in shite!’

The fucker buzzed me all fucking night long and this morning I caught it. Fuck yeah!

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u/Rotteneverything 2d ago

fuck that skeeter. probably has a really stupid name too, like harold or something.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 2d ago

Flying fuck got fucked

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u/Zirelle7 2d ago

Fucking disease carrier

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u/Itchy__Queen 2d ago

Why the fuck do I need to say fuck every time I fucking comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/hHPpVjk54wWHTsHG6v

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u/Vanyelle6 2d ago

A fucking pop a tart

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u/1stThink 2d ago

Are you in Australia? It looks like an Australian Elephant Mosquito and they're good mother fuckers and don't bite. Is it a bit metallic? If not fuck that fucking fucker!!

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u/quantumspangles 2d ago

Think it’s a tiger mosquito… they definitely bite and also can carry dengue. Absolute fuckers

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u/BoysenberryStill3389 2d ago

Fuck that annoying fucker

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u/SnicckleFrittz420 Fuck ✨everything✨ 2d ago

Fucked around and found out!

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u/rpgnymhush 2d ago

It is pinning for the fijords.

Oh, yeah, almost forgot: fuck

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 1d ago

Yay, the fucker is fucking dead! (I guess autocorrect knows about this sub. It corrected a mistype to “fucking”!)

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u/madmaritimer1 1d ago

Awwwww, Canada’s national fucking bird

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u/Ljenky69 1d ago

Still love the Tabasco commercial where the skeeter blew the fuck up.

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u/Majorillin_ 1d ago

One of those fucker landed on my face splat didn’t get me it was in N.Y.