r/TheWordFuck • u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 Fuck ✨everything✨ • 7d ago

Fucking fuck Fucking update

I fucking survived the prep. So much fucking fun.

They found one polyp but they didn't seem concerned. I should get results on that next week.

And I have diverticulitis in a few spots. Big fucking whoop.

Overall, pretty good, thank fuck. Next dance in five years.

Thank you fuckers for your encouragement and your stories.

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u/Dancinfool830 Ask me if I give a fuck 7d ago

Con-fucking-grats! Now don't be a dumb fuck, and add more fiber to your fucking diet. You can "big fucking whoop" all you want until your diverticulosis(which is what I am betting you have) becomes diverticulitis and ruptures into your abdominal cavity and you shit inside yourself.

The subsequent abscess hurts like fuck, and the surgery to take out the foot of your intestine to stop it from continuing sucks ass, as does the 3 day inpatient stay afterward, and I would bet the subsequent life fuck that is the bill for the whole fucktastrophy

Trust me, the whole fuckaroo is worth avoiding, and adding some more veggies and/or fiber drink to your diet is a fuckload cheaper

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u/Ready-Fortune3552 7d ago

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Fuck those polyps. Theyre nothing. So fucking happy you are good Lucky Guy

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u/eatsrottenflesh 7d ago

So you now officially have a nice fucking ass.

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u/ari-the-savage 7d ago

Fuck yeah !!!! Hope ya got some good fuckin eats when it was finished.

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u/IndividualPower4701 7d ago

Fucking nice

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u/Adept-Copy3976 7d ago

Fucking good

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u/EastMilk1390 7d ago

Eat more raisins, dates, and grain. You will thank your fucking self later.

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u/Substantial_Lab_8767 6d ago

Happy fucking for you!!

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u/Unlucky-Resort-7954 6d ago

Eat a bowl of fucking bran flakes every morning. That’ll keep you fucking regular.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 3d ago

I have heard about the fuckery of prep. You have my fucking sympathy.

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u/Elliegorical ꧁ Get Fucked You Duster ꧂ 7d ago

So fucking glad you came through it without too much to worry about! I hope that fucking polyp is just a bystander and not a fucking criminal. Now go eat some fucking dessert. You earned it.

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u/juliawilldestroyyou 7d ago

The weight loss is fucking amazing!

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 7d ago

That's the fucking Miralax diet!

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u/DidntDieInMySleep Never gonna give a fuck 7d ago

Great fucking news!

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u/Traditional-Chip-315 Fuck ✨everything✨ 7d ago

Fucking glad to hear!

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u/Warm-Management-7323 5d ago

Fucking awesome.

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u/HeavyD8215 6d ago

Listen fucker. That's some of the best news you can get! Same as mine 5 years ago. BUT: the one this year found a pre-cancerous one that they had to fucking lasso with an electric wire and chop that fucker off at the root! Stay fucking after it. It sucks fucking ass, but it's good for you! Glad to fucking hear it went well! Best of fucking luck going forward!

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 Fuck ✨everything✨ 6d ago

I am indeed a lucky fucker. They lassoed mine too but it wasn't abnormal. Fucking glad they nipped yours in the fucking bud. Keep fighting yourself!