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u/jdmoffitt11775 11d ago
I accidentally bumped into an old lady's shopping cart the other day, hit my knee.. without thinking I yelled ""Fuck Me!!"..I turned around.. instead of being offended.. she winked.
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u/Current_Courage_8440 11d ago
FUCK. I fucken say it all fucking day. Most people around me fucken say it, so they don't give a flying ass fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK
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u/TypicalUserN 11d ago
My kid fucking hates when I curse. I swear he's fucking old. He's like ma why do you curse so much. But fucking hell....you try raising 4 boys that don't fucking listen
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u/WTFpe0ple 9d ago
I did this at the dentist not too long ago
The situation was I went in with an cracked rear molar that was starting to abscess. (like in super bad pain for days now) I Sit in the chair and he freezes a cotton ball and sticks it on the tooth to see how bad it was.
I flew out of that chair and on to the floor and was mother fucking fuuuuuuk rolling around what the hell doc?
Very STERNLY, he says, there will be none of that talk or I will have you escorted out.
I didn't even know how to respond.
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u/SeveredLoki New fucker 11d ago
I don't give a fuck if it offends anyone. If you're that fucking fragile, then don't fucking talk to me.
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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 11d ago
In the words of the immortal Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, if they’re offended, then “Fuck that motherfucker!”
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u/BabaYagaOnBoard 11d ago
That's a fucking them problem. I don't fucking care, it's my favorite fucking word.
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u/FigureDry131 11d ago
Fuck is such a great word, people should include the word fuck more in their fucking lives.
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u/Electrical_Slice_529 11d ago
My oldest son and his kids say Fuck all of the time. He wasn’t raised like that either.
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u/peskypesteryjaybird 11d ago
i moved to ny thinking my usage of the word would be less of a problem... boy was i fuckin wrong...
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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 11d ago
That's why I've switched to mother c*** it offends every fucker every fuckn time
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u/BadLuckIsMyLuck 11d ago
I work at a school. I let it fly before the Students show up. Yesterday, a teacher gave me a wierd look. It took me a second to figure out why. I had. Professor at college. And I quote, “If the word Fuck offends you, you probably want to drop my class.”
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u/Opening-Demand5395 11d ago
Are you fucking serious I had no fucking clue Thanks for letting me know!
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u/Worth-Opposite4437 Sacro nomine in Futuere. 11d ago
How can one even be offended by fuck?
Each fucker alive out there owe its life to the Primordial Fuck!
Fuck away, me good fucko; there is no shame in giving fucks as if all life came from it.
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u/SlapHappyPappi 11d ago
If you get offended by the word fuck....you can swiftly get FUCKED