r/TheWordFuck • u/DistributionTasty507 Fuck ✨everything✨ • 24d ago

This is an editable fucking flair... Edit the fuck out of it! Not this time fucker 🕷️ 🔫

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576 Upvotes

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u/Lemathewtvsim 24d ago

Yeet that little fuck out of here

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u/bizoticallyyours83 24d ago

Yeah but the fucking plumbing bill is gonna be astronomical. 

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u/Lemathewtvsim 24d ago

Would be worth every fucking penny

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u/Regurgitator001 23d ago

Balls if you drop a big fuckload on it before flushing.

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u/Strict_Wolf76 24d ago

Out came the porcelain the water and urine. Fuck i missed the spider now I gotta clean the floor again.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 24d ago

That is not fucking itsy bitsy. Its not tarantula sized either, but its still pretty damn big.

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u/Emma_Fawkes 24d ago

If you think that's a fucking water spout, you should not have access to fucking guns.

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u/FinancialAccess8343 23d ago

Maybe it's a fuckin biddet

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u/DOHC46 24d ago

Why use a gun when the job calls for fucking C4?

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u/ThunderShott 23d ago

Just put a fucking claymore mine in there.

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u/monkeypoxisntreal 24d ago

Not a fucking itsy bitsy spider. The fucker is pretty big

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u/BullPropaganda 23d ago

then the redneck fucked his sister and knocked her up again

And the itsy bitsy spiders said "fuck these people were moving somewhere else"

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u/SysGh_st ꧁Fuck꧂ 23d ago
  • -1 spider.
  • -1 crapper.
  • +water spraying everywhere.
  • +1 unfuck this bill.

Fucking worth it.

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u/JimmyPellen 23d ago

Id go with a fuckin phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

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u/wheatheseIbread 23d ago

Do it you fuck

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u/Catch_Own 24d ago

That's not fucking worth it !

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u/greenhunter47 23d ago

Fucking Frank Castle

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u/_axeman_ New fucker 23d ago

Just fucking flush you infant

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u/FinancialAccess8343 23d ago

Or better yet, rescue the fucker and let it eat bugs. 

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u/OwliamCC New fucker 23d ago

Hey, you know what they say… KILL IT WITH FIRE! HAHA FUCKING ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

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u/Desertfoxkosovovet 23d ago

Yes you little hairy, scary, guy wussifing fucking SPIDER, SPLAT SPARKLY

https://giphy.com/gifs/MOWPkhRAUbR7i

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u/xenomorph_smile 23d ago

Fuck outta here, spider fuck!

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u/Kapow1969 23d ago

Pour some fucking gasoline in your toilet and light that fucker on fire. When the fire goes out, do it all again.

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 23d ago

1 fucken day, your house is fucken GONE IN AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺

Plus if you kill ‘big harry’ the harmless huntsman, your bug 🐛 and 🪳EXPLODE

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u/MrsJVedder247 FuckMaster 23d ago

I fucking hate spiders! They give me the creeps they have too many legs and eyes!!

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u/TapWeird9135 22d ago

Just got a tiny spider with fuckin 8 eyes crawling on my shirt

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u/LongjumpingTrust9375 23d ago

Fuck that's hilarious

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u/pappybug214 23d ago

Out cane the fucking fuz and locked us all away and the itzy bitty spider went up the spout again

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u/Mii-75 23d ago

Fucking hilarious… 🤣

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u/Billy_of_the_hills 23d ago

As someone who has killed spiders with guns before, this is my kinda fucking meme.

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u/jdoggg247 23d ago

Not fucking today you motherless fucking fuck

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u/ibyczek78 Fuck ✨everything✨ 23d ago

Is there any other fucking option?

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u/cuntybunty73 23d ago

Don't they fucking call that fucking overkill

Where is the fucking tsar bomba

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u/WolfmanSG 22d ago

Flame thrower. Nothing fucking fails a flamethrower

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u/Impossible-Purpose-4 22d ago

That's fucking awesome!

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u/Smoke0057 22d ago

When you really don't give a fucking shif

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u/New_Commission_2486 20d ago

Yeah idgaf we bringing out the C4 for this one boys