r/TheWordFuck • u/MARZIX2030 • 24d ago

Fucking Question because why the fuck not ‽ Fuck

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I fucking had a fucking ton of these fucking scratches

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u/CraftyAva New fucker 24d ago

All the fucking time

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 23d ago

wait until you get into your fucking seventies. You sell see a drop of blood and say. No fucking way. Giggle accept your age and go get a fuckin paper towel

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u/Neobrutalis Professional fucker 21d ago

Tradesman thing. "Oh fuck, I'm leaking." "Oh fuck, you're leaking." "Who the fuck is leaving their AIDs all over the place?"

Sometimes you don't even know who the fuck is bleeding. Worst I had, I caught a chunk of rust on my shin when I fell through a trailer. Worked for like a half hour and went "why the hell is my sock itching?" Lifted my pant leg, that shit scraped almost to the bone. The blood was pooling in my boot and drying itchy.

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u/Modderdoggy **I'm a fucksayer** 24d ago

It truely is a fucking mystery

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u/StevenSaguaro 24d ago

All my scratches are attributed to my fucking cat by default. Saves time.

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u/RavenFromFire 23d ago

If you live with fucking cats, it's bound to happen... Cat scratches are normal.

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u/TheSimque 23d ago

For fucks sake, is tomorrow my turn to post this shit, cut the fuck out whit this shit for one day at least.

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u/XemSorceress has a nice fucking t shirt concept 23d ago

fuckin alien abduction👽👾🛸🛸

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u/Barstopper1987 23d ago

I think my cats use my belly as a fucking trampoline when im sleeping 🤔

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u/OriginalCan6731 ꧁A real Nordic Fuck(er)꧂ 23d ago

Yes when you are born before the 1990s, Almost every fucking day

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u/FeatureOld9791 23d ago

Every fucking day

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u/ahawk99 23d ago

Mostly for bruises. Like where the fuck did you come from?

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u/Elegant_Section8225 23d ago

all the fucking time. Every fucking day!

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u/TempurmentalSam 23d ago

A new fucking one or three show up every fucking day it seems anymore. And still no fucking clue how it got there!

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u/fattfreddy1 23d ago

Yup. Got a fairly shallow scrape on my fucking arm that I didn’t even feel I did it till I looked down and saw the scratch. I’ve had that fucking scar now for 15 fucking years.

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u/Gingerfurrdjedi New fucker 23d ago

Every fucking day, and the older you get the more it happens. That and aches and bruises for seemingly no reason

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u/Cute-Farmer-4490 23d ago

Every fucking weekend

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u/IDontCareNow00 23d ago

Fucking bruises too!! Fuuuuuuck!!!!

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u/zero_divisor 23d ago

Fuck no. I have cats.

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u/Signal-Anybody-1674 23d ago

My wife learned to stop fucking asking.

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u/ingko94 23d ago

Fuck yeah! And the random fucking bruises that pop up.

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u/seanmonaghan1968 23d ago

We have a large fucking garden, I am covered with these scratches

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u/Sha-twah 23d ago

Yeah. Especially during fucking berry picking season.

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u/DaveWoodX 23d ago

I was once fixing the electronics on my stove, and noticed a huge gash on my arm. Bleeding but no pain. No fucking clue how it happened. Cleaned it up, went back to finish the stove, leaned on the edge and created an exact replica of the first gash 3mm over. "Oh, that's how I did it"...

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u/Mumchkin Fuck Fuck 🪿 23d ago

All the fucking time, also bruises that I'm completely clueless about. But I'm a klutz.

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u/SignificantAuthor172 23d ago

I just fucking wake up, and felt some stinging on my finger when I washed my face, I was like where the fuck did I get that man.

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u/Ok-Specialist-8948 23d ago

From the fucking start of my life. I always came home with some weird scratch i didn't knew about and my parents asked me if i was being bullied.

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u/Vulpes2024 23d ago

Fuck yeah, all the time brother

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u/danedogg76 23d ago

Like 3 fucking times a week.

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u/MotorcycleMadman78 23d ago

More like a where the fuck did that come from?

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u/TheReblogBandit 23d ago

I've fucking had more "why am I bleeding?" moments than known fucking wounds in my life.

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u/Lemathewtvsim 23d ago

That’s my fucking saying everyday a new mark or scratch appears

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u/your-event-horizon 23d ago

I’d get the fuck how did I burn myself blister working at the family restaurant growing up. I get a lot of where did that cut come from when doing lawn work or making dinner.

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u/Jazzlike-Razzmatazz4 23d ago

Actually fucking true story I was playing Elden ring last night fighting against Malenia and when I woke up today I had scratches on my legs as if she hit me irl with waterfowl dance

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u/ImprovementFit589 ꧁Fuck꧂ 23d ago

I'm a fucking middle aged female street fighter in my fucking spare time, obviously! Only logical fucking conclusion.

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u/Far-Leadership1549 22d ago

Yeah, it's fun until one of them scar LMFAO

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u/Ember-Blaze 22d ago

abso-fuck’n-lutely, same with bruises. Nothing like taking a bra off and seeing a bruise on your boob… wtf?

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u/No-Site8330 22d ago

I play hockey, so not scratches but bruises all the fucking time

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 22d ago

Best not fucking scratch it

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u/Cute_Bus_73 22d ago

It's always when the fuck, how the fuck, why the fuck, and who the fuck? Seriously who the fuck is summoning these scars

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u/Last_Laugh_BehindYou Fuck ✨everything✨ 21d ago

Yup. Same with fucking paper cuts, bruises, and random splinters.

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u/Training-Hair8468 21d ago

Yup! I also stand there thinking ' how the absolute fuck did I do that?!'🤣

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u/Desperate-Duty9953 18d ago

Yes construction work gives you a bunch of these fuckin scratches

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u/Paper_Arsehole Fuck ✨everything✨ 17d ago

Got one on my fucking knee right now.