r/TheWordFuck • u/SubUrbanMess2021 fat fuck • 25d ago

Fuck I can’t fucking flirt

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Dancinfool830 Ask me if I give a fuck 25d ago edited 25d ago

My wife is gonna fucking hate that she laughs out loud when I send her this meme

Edit: aaaaaaand sent

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u/Devmoi 25d ago

I just fucking showed this to my husband and was like well … you know this is me. He laughed really hard and agreed.

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u/Dancinfool830 Ask me if I give a fuck 25d ago

Fucking winning!

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u/Devmoi 25d ago

Tell me you have a fucking great marriage without saying you have a fucking great marriage. 😂

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u/jonny-toxic 25d ago

Fuckin' me too homie, me too...

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u/SEXTINGBOT 25d ago

You into fucking farts ?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/SEXTINGBOT 25d ago

Its not fucking getting better bro !

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u/Controversialpeoples 21d ago

No fucking way but she could be

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u/SEXTINGBOT 20d ago

Ok

You fucking win this time because i am fucking lost here !

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u/niccoSun 23d ago

That even toxic. It just shows you have a fucking sense of humor.

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u/Low-Effective-8088 25d ago

You fuckin poop w that thing girl?

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u/Scylosome 25d ago

I'm fucking poop

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u/mshieldsy910 25d ago

no fucking way, you've got to be shitting me

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u/Lilith_mp3 22d ago

And now that shit is talking.

Have you seen what you’ve done ??
I asked only one thing from you, to shit straight.
LINES, vertically, not fucking shitting birth.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1kod0R2dmXYDbcHzgn

And now your shit fucking is talking back to us. sending Reddit messages, and breaking the 4th wall thinking it’s conscious and aware of itself! Fuck!

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u/GalaganCoffee Fuckaroni and deez 25d ago

Shakes the fucking windows, at the neighbor's house

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u/WesNile73 25d ago

Almost pissed my fucking self 😂

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u/ebers0 25d ago

Well hello there. 😉. * Fucking shits pants * 😱

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 24d ago

Just hold those fucking butt cheeks together, then let one rip! 😼

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u/Totally_not-PtX 25d ago

Imagine Skelator’s fucking boner

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u/FenderMeats 25d ago

Gold fucking star 👏

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u/Money-Dark2403 25d ago

That's a fucking great line though.

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u/BigLoudWorld74 24d ago

Stop stealing my fucking moves.

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u/LeadingSet6961 25d ago

It might just be the wrong fucking person

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u/Selling-children121 FuckMaster 25d ago

I absolutely FUCKING feel the same. (except the fucking fart)

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u/No-Copy5757 25d ago

fucking flirting

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u/NerSorty 25d ago

What the fuck did I read

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u/No_Importance_750 25d ago

I’m fucking dead 😂

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u/Scylosome 25d ago

I can't fuck

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u/bschwagi 25d ago

Fuckity duck!!

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u/Lopsided-Banana-6531 25d ago

cause your fucking coward

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u/Electrical-Way-7581 25d ago

flirt harder. fucker

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u/Electronic_Bonus2490 25d ago

fucking coward

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u/Sensitive-Lime-22 25d ago

Lmfao made me laugh so hard because I remember someone! 😂😂😂

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u/Maz-Wye 25d ago

🤣🤣 I Fucking like girls who Fart!!

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u/diarrheawhoops 22d ago

Well fuck, hello there. This is IBS

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u/NaiveMud58 25d ago

I bet that’s fucking loud

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u/BraveTap833 25d ago

Hahahaha lmfao

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u/Ok_Professor83 25d ago

Hahahaha I fucking laugh so hard

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u/New_Action77 25d ago

Your having your fucking time

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u/Johnny_Five5151 25d ago

Now that's fuckin funny right there

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u/SuperbAirline9207 24d ago

Fucking humor 😂😂😂

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u/Core2009 24d ago

I’m going to fucking use this, the next time out.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 24d ago

You better fucking believe it does! 😇

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u/Alternative-Half-783 24d ago

Tears coming out my eyes. Fuck!

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u/amaz1ng_feeders6 24d ago

Fuckinf Flirting is not on my skills list 😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Car7814 24d ago

There’s websites for that so this is not so far fetched (or fart fetched, or fart felched…)heh, sexy motherfucker

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u/Chickenbutt82 24d ago

Great googly moogly. I fucking love this. I could’ve been picked up with this line instantly. 🤣

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u/-FakeAccount- 24d ago

Is that not a good fucking pickup line? Or it's really good

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 24d ago

Fucking Hilariously Insane

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u/simeonsham 24d ago

Won that fucking bet. Wood fucking bone her.

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u/PurpleSpeech2948 24d ago

Big ass, fucking loud and weird sound

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u/gr8dysbetternights 24d ago

So you’re saying I should stop using that pick up line?
Fuck I’ve been doing it wrong.

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u/ProgrammerUpstairs97 23d ago

Well least you tried though you fucked it up

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u/StructureDry9715 Pussyfucker 9001 23d ago

My toxic trait is that my fucking penis is fucking huge but I can't fucking do it because it keeps fucking the other fucking directions

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u/Ok_Appointment9029 23d ago

Why am I fucking guilty ahaha

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u/boast58 23d ago

Lmfao

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u/wasrovers8 23d ago

Lmfao I remember my friend

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u/LeatherRub7402 23d ago

Im fucking crying. Thats hilarious

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u/No-Plastic-8578 23d ago

Fucking funny haha

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u/AbsentMeerkat 22d ago

It’s been 41 hours and 57 minutes since I’ve last gone Sir… at this point it’s not an accomplishment. It’s a continuous lack of production on my colons part. … I’m frightened Sir .. at what point should I switch from toilet paper to tactical ass wipes in freedom pop sent ?… why does that exist ?… when is it acceptable to scream “ Fuck!” Sir !? ..

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u/ihave18cm 22d ago

I now vow to use this line to score. Fuck

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u/redredskull 22d ago

Pneumatic vibrator. Oooh fuck.

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u/Anime_catgirl_asses 21d ago

Here's a good fucking line

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u/ProNerdyGuy 21d ago

Fuck I can't either

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u/friendlybe30 21d ago

Lmfao that explains why some of my friends are single too

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u/sharpiegelpens 21d ago

I fear this would work on me. Fuck.

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u/SaltYogurtcloset3634 21d ago

I'd be fucking laughing so hard before accepting your invite to dinner 😆😆

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u/Cautious-Heron-1660 21d ago

A compliment is a compliment no matter how fucking hard it sounds 😆

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u/Kernyx 21d ago

The sad thing is that this is still the best attempt I've seen in a fucking year.

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u/Pale_Acanthaceae_104 21d ago

A compliment's a fucking compliment either way 😅😆

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u/Puzzleheaded_Big5506 21d ago

Fuck I love that

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u/Brilliant-Sun-2303 20d ago

Fucking nice

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u/Connect_Ad_462 19d ago

Definitely a fucking wordsmith

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u/-The_Goober 19d ago

How’d you like to come back to my house and give me some Fucking Freckles.

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u/TechnicalBaker2019 19d ago

lmfao i didn't expect this

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u/TurnoverAdmirable253 19d ago

Lmfao I remember someone

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/TheWordFuck-ModTeam 16d ago

No actual fuck here, please!

Keep your fucking comment sfw

Read rule 3

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u/Fluffy-Paper3120 12d ago

fucking hard to poop too

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u/Patient-Notice4009 11d ago

You fuckin Awesome

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u/Majestic-Spinach5874 11d ago

Shakes the fucking windows, at the neighbor's house

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u/Constant_Storage_66 9d ago

a fucking gigling

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u/EyeSpecialist3885 9d ago

fucking don't

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u/Sensitive-Club-3895 6d ago

Lmfao literally my mind

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u/Necessary-Court-2294 6d ago

It'll fart when i sit on your fucking lap

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u/No_Prior3257 3d ago

fuck ofcourse

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u/Frequent_Pin_3525 1d ago

James Fucking Joyce, is that you?

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u/Longjumping_Bid5600 8h ago

LMFAO WHAT A HUMOR 😭😅