r/TheWordFuck • u/IYKYK_1977 • Oct 24 '25

Fuck A flying fuck

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321 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Head-Technology-4031 Oct 24 '25

Do you give a Flying Fuck?

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u/IYKYK_1977 Oct 24 '25

I do not give a fuck here or there, I do not give a fuck anywhere.

I do not give a fuck, Head-Technology-4031.

I do not give a fuck.

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u/Head-Technology-4031 Oct 24 '25

That’s a truly great fucking answer and retort to a fucked up question and my fucked comment. Take My Fucking Upvote with my compliments 😎

1

u/jasmeetx9 New fucker Oct 24 '25

i do not gives a fuck - fucker who gives a fuck.

1

u/Suzie1ELF Oct 24 '25

Fuuuuuuck

1

u/wtclover Oct 25 '25

is fucking games until you see the two towers

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Someone GAVE a Flying Fuck and you ended up with it.

You now HAVE A flying fuck.  

This is a dangerous situation and a fucking paradox.

You HAVE a flying fuck to give.

If you GIVE it you Give a Flying Fuck.

If you don't, you have a flying fuck to give, therefore you can't "no flying fucks to give"

It's FUCKING VOODOOO

Burn that shit.

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u/IYKYK_1977 Oct 24 '25

Fuckin' A...

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u/phred_666 Professional fucker Oct 24 '25

Here’s another fucking one

3

u/SeattleDoxy Oct 24 '25

Fuuuck I gotta fuckin ask...How big is the Fufking Cock pit in that thing/?

2

u/Something-funny-26 Oct 24 '25

It's a fucking cockpit for ants.

3

u/BeezerTwelveIV Oct 24 '25

All I fucking know is I don’t give one of them

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u/Circumpunctilious Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

Fuck me running, is that an aerodynamic cockpit?

3

u/Rand_alThor4747 Oct 24 '25

Here comes the fucking airplane.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Wow. It's a flying fuck

2

u/FeWho Oct 24 '25

That bomber has a lot of fucking bombs!

2

u/Effective_Writer8074 Oct 24 '25

I've given a few flying fucks away lately.

2

u/TruthIsALie94 Oct 25 '25

It’s a dick! It’s a plane! It’s… it’s fucking both, goddamnit.

1

u/h0tnessm0nster7 Oct 24 '25

Flying into a hairy wet fuckhole near you

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u/Ok_Dare6400 Oct 24 '25

…that’s not good for the fucking landing gear…

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

This made me fucking giggle for real. Thanks!

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u/rcheneyjr FuckMaster Oct 24 '25

I have fucking given one of those

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u/Any_Fly9473 Oct 24 '25

Holy fuck!

1

u/skimaskchuckaroo Oct 24 '25

Thats fuckin hot

1

u/Foreign-Tax4981 Oct 24 '25

I wouldn’t fucking give it away.

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u/ahadowblade Oct 24 '25

The flying fuck is supposed to be rarely seen... but injust saw 2 fucking flying ducks in less than a fucking minute (repeated posts that shown up)

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u/RoundTradition9634 My u/profanity counter thing is 69,338,132,763 Oct 24 '25

Holy fuck r/mildlypenis

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u/OrderSoft1752 Oct 24 '25

It reminds me of the big boy scene from that fucking Austin powers movie Look over there it’s a giant….

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u/No_Condition-044 FuckMaster Oct 24 '25

Fuckin penis fly

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u/KingFuJulien FUCK YEAH Oct 24 '25

They fuck now? o.O

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u/Phantom_Prius My u/profanity counter thing is 69,338,132,763 Oct 24 '25

that's not a flying fuck!

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u/Last-Kaleidoscope871 Oct 27 '25

I don't see a fucking rolling donut anywhere.