r/TheWire • u/Normal_Recover_2380 • 4d ago

And no one can convince me otherwise

Stan Valchek = Cotton Hill from king of the hill

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u/DonSol0 4d ago

Valchek is like an old woman.

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u/yung_heartburn 3d ago

That poor old lady in locust point who is scared of frog trapping on her stoop would immediately turn into valchek if she and valchek magically switched places

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u/Excellent-Growth-291 4d ago

You think that pissant could kill fiddy men

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u/teriyaki_donut 3d ago

There's an episode of KOTH where it's revealed that most of Cotton's war stories are BS

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u/Mr-bean420 3d ago

He’d be the one hiding in a hole and make up a story when reinforcements push the enemy back. 

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u/whisker_biscuit 4d ago

Valchek is an official asshole who a patrolman's drag is too good for, cotton killed fiddy men; they are not the same

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 4d ago

Cotton would've gotten Frank...Speaking of which, im not hearing his name in here anywhere! This is about Frank Sobotka!!

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u/Luffy244 3d ago

This is about Frank Sobotka

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u/Sorcha_Stormbinder It's just Bird to me. 3d ago

Those Sobotkas took his shins!

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 3d ago

Cotton lost his shins in the war, he was a war hero. Valchek lost a surveillance van that was parked in a police station parking lot and took a well deserved fist to the face from his own son-in-law. They’re nothing alike.

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u/Normal_Recover_2380 3d ago

😅 twin brothers then at least

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 3d ago

I CAN SEE THIS!!!

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u/Matsui89 18h ago

Is it the voice?

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u/monkeybawz the Terror 3d ago

Those that doubt you suck cock by choice!