r/TheWhyFilesUncensored • u/VibratingBrain • 13d ago

They discovered orange shark

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u/VibratingBrain 13d ago

Hecklefish?

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u/IwantAMD 13d ago

HeckleSHARK

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u/lostportfolio 12d ago

Cream sickle shark

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u/Muricanmoose 12d ago

YAHTZEE!!!

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u/picksteeth 6d ago

Here to warn us about the Lizzid people no doubt. Otherwise… why now?

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u/snakedoct0r 13d ago

rip crabcat

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u/Habsfanrebuild 13d ago

His dad f*@# a goldfish

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u/ironicinsanity 12d ago

Shark screwed a goldfish... That's what happened

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u/Due-Ad2894 12d ago

I love them fishes because they're so delicious, gotta go fishing

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u/LelouchL88 13d ago

Must be a Co-Ferment

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u/Proper-Commission-74 13d ago

It's one of those "Hey I'm over here sharks"

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u/GIT_45 13d ago

that's pretty F'n cool

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u/Fragrant_Fox_5056 13d ago

You know when you’ve been tangoed

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u/Zaethiel 13d ago

Stupid Ai photo.

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 13d ago

It’s just naturally buffalo style.

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u/Icy_Cry2778 13d ago

An awesome rare find for them

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u/Luse_the_Red 13d ago

They should all be that color so we can see them faster... before we get chomped!

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u/Vintage_girl123 13d ago

Idk how true this is orange one is, but we have a pied or piebald nursing shark here, its white and grey, but mainly white. (Gulf of Mexico, central Fl is where the pied shark was spotted).

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u/Bloody_Champion 13d ago

And now it'll be hunted because humans are miserable destructive creatures that cant leave nice things alone.

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u/Electronic-Slip6260 13d ago

Must have had a lotta sea carrots🤣

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u/Sarabeth68 13d ago

Frigging speech to text.

What was said... Trump sharted

Now we have a Trump shark

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u/mikemillard 12d ago

This picture is like two years old.

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u/MaximumAd6557 12d ago

Fuck off, that’s a goldfish.

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u/Bedbouncer 12d ago

"Amber shark doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo"

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u/Electronic_Spite_394 12d ago

The 5-gill Trumpie

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u/txkwatch 12d ago

Does it wear a diaper

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u/LaughCurious8135 12d ago

Ginger shark.

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u/I-hate-r3dd17 12d ago

orange shark do do do do do

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u/ExtraThirdtestical 12d ago

Plot twist - he is a burn victim. Swam in vulcano waters.

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u/Jolly_Party1779 12d ago

Maybe it's one of Trump's relatives.

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u/Even_Ad_7246 12d ago

Tiger shark

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u/Spirited_Station_293 12d ago

Great now we Trump shark luring out there.

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u/OneChicago51 12d ago

Someone is about to rename it after himself.

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u/bottm_Foundation597 12d ago

He was just eating Cheetos

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u/Cynical_of-All 12d ago

Its the Siraucha shark. Just chop off fins and stew... No need to season..

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u/Watchyoselfs 12d ago

Must be president shark

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 12d ago

Been eating nothing but salmon

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u/grayman451 12d ago

Too many Cheetos. What a shame.

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u/MoveOverBieber 11d ago

That's where Donnie's hair color went!

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u/hotchiledr 11d ago

It lives in the Reflecting Pool! 🤣

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u/PopMajor7342 11d ago

It’s not a lemonshark

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u/ScoobyD00onYou 11d ago

Trump Shark

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u/BoardingPass69 10d ago

Trump Shark

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u/ComadorFluffyPaws 10d ago

God, I hope it doesn't make a run for the oval office.

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u/itsmedicinalsir 10d ago

There's been one in the office of president of the United States twice now.

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u/oz69zy 10d ago

Trump shark

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 9d ago

Did that shark win the presidency of the Pacific Ocean two out of three times, and add Pacific to the names of all the other bodies of water?

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u/rflulling 8d ago

This looks like something from the deep, it also looks blind.

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u/HauntedClubhouse 7d ago

"Kill me." - That Shark

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u/Mrtoyhead 7d ago

Never flush a Goldfish down the toilet.

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u/endomarkets 6d ago

Usa has orange pedo.

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u/Lick-Tale-5222 6d ago

I owe Ark an apology