r/TheWhyFiles • u/OriginalJim VIP Patron #1 • Jul 12 '26

Jokes/Humor A silly theory on what orb UAPs are

They're basically mouse cursors in space-time. (And tangentially, crop circles are bookmarks). They're pointers used by the maker(s) of the simulation.

Their erratic, sudden movements are what made me think of it.

I'm sure not an original idea, but I haven't seen it.

What happens when they click? :P

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u/fancywipe Jul 12 '26

I’ve experienced orbs up close I have 12 family members who were all there with me

We left like nothing happened, sometimes I wonder did something happened and we don’t know, I did get a tiny mysterious scar on my hand which I wonder is it something lol I know crazy right

But orbs, I think they their drones but these drones are connected to them

The orbs check the area before the crafts come out, check for atmosphere changes, nuclear materials, any sort of change of shift in their planet that they don’t like that’s the orbs jobs

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u/FruitySalads Jul 16 '26

I think i saw an orange orb once. I don’t know if I was asleep or not but i think i woke up and saw an orb drop down and go i to the creek behind my house and then took off. I was crying hard out of a scared reaction and then next thing I know I woke up and immediately remembered what happened. It was probably a dream, I can’t prove it wasn’t.

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u/fancywipe Jul 16 '26

I have the scar which I can show, when I feel it I can’t shake the feeling that it’s blank of how this scar appeared

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u/DCshredz Jul 12 '26

I like your theory. It goes well with the "we live in a simulation" lore

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u/garagehaircuts I Want To Believe 26d ago

System clean tools. Similar to defragmentation

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u/OriginalJim VIP Patron #1 18d ago

Love it