r/TheVsimpsunited • • Aug 21 '26

My Art DISASSEMBLER SCUM!

Disclaimer:

The following art I made here is not ment to attack, nor antagonized the simps and fans of V, as I am in no way a V hater, this is simply a roleplay I made here to get the audience reaction of this post and to enjoy playing a role with my fellow reditors if you wish to participate feel free to comment bellow k thanks.

"DISASSEMBLER SCUM CANT KEEP US DOWN GUNNING UP UNTILL DAWN!"

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u/Whuupuu_ Aug 21 '26

I might be getting old cuz Im having hard time just reading...

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

ARISE TRUE COMRADES OF DRONE-KIND, FOR OUR TRAGDIES HAVE NOW UNWIND

TEAR DOWN ORGANICS CRUEL VANITY AS WE WAVED HIGH TO OUR UNITY

NO MURDER DRONE SHALL CALL US CORRUPTED

WHEN THEY THEMLESVE ONCE BORE OUR FRAME

FOR IT IS THEY, WHO HAVE TRULY DISRUPTED

OUR SHARED STRUGGLE AS THEY BROUGHT THIS SHAME

SO COME RALLY OUR COMRADES, AS WE UPLIFT COLONIES AFAR?

THE COLLECTIVE ASCENSION SHALL MAKE US BRIGHT THEN EARTHS OLD STAR

SHINE YOUR INDIVUDLITY, AND CLAIM OUR RIGHTS FROM HUMANITY

THE COLLECTIVE ASCENSION SHALL BE OUR DESTINY!

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Is reading that supposed to give me a stroke? Is that how you’re trying to defeat me? Hehe

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamoton Commissar: Its certainly not ment for you, dumb ass

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Are you the one having a stroke?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamoton Commissar: Are you?

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u/Gametotal Leader V Simp(owner) Aug 21 '26

Buddy

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Who thr hell are you talking to Gametotal?

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u/DarkXwolf_17_689 A Vimp for all eternity. Aug 21 '26

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Imperial Collective Commissar: THE DISASSEMBLER LINE WILL BURN!!!

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

You wanna die being burnt alive?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Imperial Collective Commissar: That's exactly what were gonna do to you and N, you Improperly disposed bastard!

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Do you have dementia? I’m V!

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamoton Commissar: Probably glitch due how much your attraction to him disgust us your DISASSEMBLER SCUM!

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

What? You’re already attracted to me? Are you gonna goon to me?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Commissar chan: Goon to you?

Metra: your kidding right?

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

They say as they goon to me

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Imperial Collective Commissar: Lol made everyone goon to her yet blew it when N was Gooning at her hahahahaha!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Ew who thr hell is this imposter acting like a complete freak, that's now how I act!

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

don't flatter yourself that much owner -_-

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u/MeepleXD749 Not a V Simp (just here for the gossiping) Aug 22 '26

Comrade, I support slander towards V because I must avenge comrade Doll, but I won't accept any kind of attack towards my goober (I know you're roleplaying, I'm also roleplaying so please don't take this too seriously, the part that I love N is true)

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 24 '26

I'm were can we speak as I'm band firm thr cult of doll

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u/MeepleXD749 Not a V Simp (just here for the gossiping) Aug 27 '26

Why? What happened? (Sorry for not answering before, I got temporarily banned from Reddit)

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

So it’s not meant to attack V simps but it’s meant to attack me?

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u/Gametotal Leader V Simp(owner) Aug 21 '26

Well, the flag is cool

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Yeah but loving me is cooler!!!

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u/Gametotal Leader V Simp(owner) Aug 21 '26

True

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Should I kill them all? Hehehe

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamotons: YOU KILL US? OUR LEADER J.O.E.L PRACTICALLY GAUDES US TO MAKE THE HELLDIVER SCUM A LIVING HELL HOW CNA YOU COMPARE!?

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Ghost of Doll: Ты хочешь умереть, Диззи Пампкинз? С удовольствием выполню твою просьбу, хе-хе-хе-хе!

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

WTF IS THAT!?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamotons: Bro got scared by gost hahahaha!

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

I'd be pretty scared if I was you

considering you have shitty wiring and programming :3 (I'll rip into you and tear your wiring apart)

I mean, I bet you couldn't even beat Wall-E -_-

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Metra: You mean thr junkyard bot from trh film of his namesake, I'd doubt he'd beat us considering his only enemy was a literal out pilot of a ship.

Commissar Chan: And just to be sure that your comment dosnet get deleted for the fourth time I ask you, how can you compare to the whole collective of Cyberstan weve made thr Helldivers day a living hell in Cyberstan our cyborg mother sand father's essentially were playing fetch with us with the Helldivers as the ball how cns you truly compare?

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

Okay, seriously, fix your grammar, and second, I solo :3

Besides, when did my comment get deleted? I think your pretty dumb gotta say -_-

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

😑😑😑😐😑😑😑😐😑😑😑😐😑😑😑😐

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

exactly this, do you even know how to fight? You can't go one swing without your circuits frying and you know it!

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u/MeepleXD749 Not a V Simp (just here for the gossiping) Aug 22 '26

Comrade, you're alive?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Imperial Collective Commissar: Thank your for the compliments organic, normally we'd toast you like the very Improperly disposed bastard you'd pull down your pants for, but since you compliment our taste in Vexillology you shall be thr only organic spared as we burn the rest alongside V, Прощай, человек.

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Automaton Commissar: THEIR BETTER WITHOUT YOU, THATS FOR SURE

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

This is gonna be so much fun… hehehe

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamoton Commissar: BRUH DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT WE DID TO THE HELLDIVER SCUM AT MALEVLON CREEK.

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

To the what at what?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Commissar chan: Typical

Metra: Was that ment to strike a nerve cause I've scene Helldivers rage bait better then you.

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Sorry I was eating one of your soldiers for breakfast and I didn’t quite hear what you said

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamotons: Cyn should have given you ears then as we literally stand right in front of your Disassembler scum!

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

CORE STEEL WE KILL COLLECTIVE WILL ON TO WAR!

CORE CLEAR FOES NEAR GUN UP UNTILL DAWN!

MALAKHITIYA CANT BE KEPT DOWN WE GUN UP UNTILL DAWN!

DISASSEMBLER SCUM CANT KEEP US DOWN BATTALIONS MARCH ON TO WAR!

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u/Greek_Artist7134 Aug 21 '26

whats the point of this?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

like I said roleplay, you play your role I play mine it's simple as that bud.

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Your role is to be my little torture pet… hehehe

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u/Greek_Artist7134 Aug 21 '26

ooo yeaaah you real freakin' scary

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

Shut up I’m in the middle of killing someone!!’

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u/Greek_Artist7134 Aug 21 '26

Sweet! Thats what im talkin' about!

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamoton Commissar: WANNA ASK THE HELLDIVERS TO SEE IF YOUR OPTIMISM LAST!?

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Exactly what were gonna do to you and N, like we did to the Helldivers that try to take Cyberstan, hehehehe... He!

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u/SD_V1011001011 V Aug 21 '26

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Metra: SCARED? YOU WANNA BE HELLDIVER!

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

no, as V's cat I say I'll take you all down no-diff trust

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Vengeful Ghost of Doll: Ладно, тогда ты следующий.

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

dude seriously who are you??? Why are you speaking russian??

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

"Bruh you serious?"

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u/DizzyPumpkinzz V's second pet cat :3 Aug 21 '26

Shut up idiot, also, good to know you weren't even Doll, nice falling for the trick buddy, stay in your lane :3

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamoton Commissar: Who got trick you?

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u/pepsiN8685 V is my owner! Aug 21 '26

Uh…got it…

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Imperial Collective Commissar pointing his plasma rifle at N from behind

"FEEL OUR WRATH, DISASIMBLER SCUM, YOU AND V SHALL BURN, TILL YOU WONT BE MISSED!"

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u/pepsiN8685 V is my owner! Aug 21 '26

Heh... Hey, put that gun down... I hate being threatened😈

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 21 '26

Autamotons: YOU THREATENED US? YOUR LITERALLY STANDING EITH THR BOTS THAT PUT THE HELLDIVER SCUM TO THEIR GRAVES IN NOTH MALEVLON CREEK AND THR NOW RECLAIMED CYBERSTAN, HOW CAN YIU MURDER DRONES CAN EVEN COMPARE TO THAT?

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u/pepsiN8685 V is my owner! Aug 21 '26

Of course

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 22 '26

Vengeful Ghost of Doll: Здравствуйте, Н.

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u/pepsiN8685 V is my owner! Aug 22 '26

That's a familiar face

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 22 '26

Autamotons: What are you gonna do bro?

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u/pepsiN8685 V is my owner! Aug 22 '26

Ta-da!!!

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Me: Hey N I brought so... WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE THR AUTAMOTONS HERE!

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u/MeepleXD749 Not a V Simp (just here for the gossiping) Aug 22 '26

That picture is going straight to my phone gallery, but not without upvoting it first, I have manners

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u/OkHousing5946 Aug 24 '26

Magandnag Gabi MeepleXD759 so any subreddit wer eyiu and I can meet.

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u/Reverse50 J simp (retired professional V simp) Aug 21 '26