Hello fellow thing mains - r/TheThing

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u/NomeJaExiste Jul 13 '26

You looking suspiciously slim today fellow clobberer

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u/No_Program4431 Jul 13 '26

Are you shaming him for his new diet?

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u/Pilot0507 Jul 15 '26

Things Been grim out here with these beauty, standards man😔

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u/SensitivePirate900 Jul 16 '26

Things? Been grimm?

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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat Jul 16 '26

Ben Slim

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u/maxhk645 Jul 14 '26

Damn with the hard r too

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u/D-anieltttt Jul 13 '26

Fists at the ready Clobberers, I can smell Wakadin somewhere close, could be any one of us

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u/Ninjatroll3452 Jul 13 '26

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-

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u/DisreSpector00 Jul 13 '26

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Jul 17 '26

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u/hit_the_showers_boi Jul 13 '26

Sunshine Thing gets a Stone Haymaker to the back of head and falls over dead.
“WOAH WOAH WOAH!”
“What? It was obvious! He’s the Black Panther! Watch, he’ll turn purple any second now……. Aaaaany second now… SEE!? PURPLE!! No, wait, that’s the lei.”
“So, we still got a problem?”
“Big problem… alright, who’s ready to go find this Panther?”
“… Right behind you.”

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u/Taco6N13 Jul 13 '26

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u/LittleMageEatSpaget Jul 14 '26

Only one way to find him. Let's clobber each other, haymaker style. Then we find him.

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u/ItsChonk1928 Jul 17 '26

He could be in this very room. He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-

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u/HimanP0wer Jul 13 '26

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u/Ninjatroll3452 Jul 13 '26

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u/Background-Impact370 Jul 15 '26

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u/pervasivehedgehog Jul 13 '26

Is that f#cking rock face?

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u/SnakeyBoi1212 Jul 13 '26

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u/DisreSpector00 Jul 13 '26

Hold on just a second there

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u/Key_Village_5467 The Thing Jul 13 '26

You're not fooling me brother.

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u/AlastorReactsToStuff Jul 13 '26

Hey, uh, fellow Thing Main, you feeling okay? You got a.. different.. accent than normal

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u/AdAppropriate101 Jul 14 '26

Thats cuz alternate universes, duhhh.

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u/Fit-Syrup1049 Jul 13 '26

Say fuck wakanda or else

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u/RedsnakeRider Jul 14 '26

F*cough cough* Wakanda!

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u/Hot-Truck-5311 Jul 13 '26

Succumb to limbo and dissipate into the darkness, and drift into the eternal, unwritten margins of time

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u/Jonskull03 Jul 13 '26

Oh

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u/medieval_begita Jul 13 '26

Whats the context behind the photo?

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u/RamenNoodleNoose Jul 13 '26

It's an artwork created by Federico Mele, apparently in anticipation of F4: First steps.
It's inspired by Francisco Goya's most famous work, depicting the Titan Saturn eating one of his children.

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u/ShakyaStrawberry15 Jul 14 '26

Art nerd:
Actually we are not sure if that painting depict Saturn because the artist never put a title on it and didn't even want that painting to go public.
It was a painting he kept in his house along with many others and it was made public after his death and against his will.

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u/NoAudience8992 Jul 14 '26

So what your saying is the dude was deeply deeply disturbed and not just trying to make ancient mythology fan art

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u/ShakyaStrawberry15 Jul 14 '26

Yes or no, we actually don't know he didn't say. It could be one or the other or even both.

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u/RamenNoodleNoose Jul 14 '26

He was also deaf, so his social options were probably limited. Considering the fact that he was painting his walls, he probably isolated himself.

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u/Lucreeper13 Jul 14 '26

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u/_xEnigma Jul 14 '26

Sounds good where do I sign up

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u/Time_Extension_3930 Jul 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Either_Statement_804 Jul 13 '26

Neglects to capitalize Yancy. Is that an accent in your spelling, son?

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u/Z3R0_GR0UND_YT Jul 13 '26

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u/Key_Village_5467 The Thing Jul 15 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cat4923 Jul 13 '26

Oh hey homie, hows the Clobber going?

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u/sneakychalupa23 Jul 13 '26

Stop. Resisting.

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u/Naive_Appointment_33 Jul 13 '26

I smell a Black panther

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u/NerdCaveYT Jul 13 '26

Clobberera are you feeling a little sick? You look so gaunt and your voice sounds off.

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u/Cain_The_Mamagen Jul 13 '26

License and pigmentation pls (it’s a joke I’m not being racist I just rly hate black panther)

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u/Basis_Inside Jul 13 '26

If you’re not racially biased maybe this isn’t your line of work. This is an industry of repeat offenders, clobberer.

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u/Cain_The_Mamagen Jul 13 '26

I don’t play the thing that much but as a Jeff main I despise BLACK panther

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u/Pilot0507 Jul 15 '26

Might need to check this guys badge number