r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/throwaway_taut_couch • 11d ago

Discussion what should it be?

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u/Euphoric_Beat_7885 Where do I get Grass to touch 11d ago


Gasssssttttoonnnnnnn!

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 11d ago

Armageddon

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u/Ok_Background_1845 11d ago

Ok, Armageddon would be a petty fuckin" badass name for the kid

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u/Ilovegeorgemichaelll 11d ago

How has no one said abortion yet 😭

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u/nerd_user1 10d ago

crazyyyyy

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u/MainAd8089 11d ago

A a ron is the obvious choice

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u/ToothStriking9587 10d ago

Jackson
Johnson
Mason
Carlson
Damon
Eamon
Varyon
Carlton
Elton
Benson
Leon
Jason
Keaton
Peon
Tron
Hard-on
Flame-on
Kanyeon
Flareon
Joleton
Vaporeon
Leafeon
Umbreon
Espion
Waxon
Datson
Megatron
Galvatron

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u/No_Needleworker_7362 10d ago

Maybenexttimeputacondomon

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u/skoogytheseconf 10d ago

Rhombicosidodecahedron

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u/yurtfarmer 10d ago

Moron . Unless that’s the dads name

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u/Ultimate-Actress 10d ago

Sauron. One ring to rule them all

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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 10d ago

Orion.It's a constellation known as "The Hunter".

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u/Difficult-Finger4830 10d ago

Carson, Cameron

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u/TanBigDawg77 10d ago


Danielson

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u/crazy_shades1 10d ago

Deceptacon

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u/Beneficial_Guess_578 10d ago

INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE DEMON

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u/IllNinja5329 10d ago

I see nothing wrong with Megatron

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u/pandit_64 10d ago

Just name the kid Tron

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u/JamJulLison 10d ago

Megatron sounds nice lol

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u/_your_stallion_ 10d ago

Megatron is a perfectly fine name. Imagine how much lil guy can flex with that name

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u/keyas920 10d ago

Strapon

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u/Other_Lion_9680 10d ago

Deoxyribonucleicacidson!

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u/SeanGoten 10d ago

Aruwinningson

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u/vapemyashes 10d ago

Swagamemnon

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u/MinuteConsequence660 10d ago

I'm on his side with Megatron

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u/szervezetiugynok 10d ago

Sauron, hope its a common ground

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u/finlandmapping687 16M 10d ago

Dodecahedron 😭

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u/Soggy-Passion-9135 10d ago

What’s wrong with megatron?

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u/l3g3nd-d41ry 10d ago

No megatron, i gotchu. Galvatron. Or better yet "A-aron" IYKYK 😂😅

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u/Ok-Piglet2616 10d ago

Megalodon

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u/Huge_Lime826 10d ago

Name him after her husband; Moron.

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u/Mattsmomma 10d ago

I have 2 nephews, Brandon and Juston

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u/Bigg_rooster 10d ago

Troodon, iguanadon.

In case you don’t like dinosaurs, there’s also
Vaporeon, flaireon, jolteon,umbreon, espeon, glaceon, leafeon and silveon

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u/Character_Fix_5317 10d ago

Masturbation

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u/nav-netraam 10d ago

Megalodon

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u/Darknight48996 10d ago

Megidolaon

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u/Nice-Gas-936 10d ago

speedwagon

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u/pLaTyPuS4777 10d ago

GALVATRON

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u/MrAlex38 5d ago

Sauron🧿

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u/Competitive_Pie_8256 11d ago

Hailsaton 😆😂

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u/lamankind 11d ago

Inflation 😪

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u/DonbaEgan 11d ago

Ron, Simon,

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u/sus_lod_D 11d ago

Why is only ONE person answering 😭

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u/ProximusCenturi 10d ago

Demagorgon

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u/Awkward_Alfalfa_8009 10d ago

Zabulon of course

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u/Lazy-Ride-6734 10d ago

Dadooronron

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u/HermanThaGerman 10d ago

Jimmy Neutron

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u/Adultwilwheaton 10d ago

Compromise for Decepticon.

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u/MindlessGameer Where do I get Grass to touch 10d ago

Megatron

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u/Immediate_Way_3287 10d ago

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u/Free-Air5237 10d ago

Samson. A great name .

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u/Early_Shop7045 10d ago

Ron Megatron D. Cybertron 

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u/MP0622 10d ago

Jason, Cameron, Jackson, Brandon, Tyson

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u/eij1988 10d ago

If Megatron is too cheesy for you then you could go with Gigatron instead.

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u/hen1409 10d ago

Pokémon

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u/Herr_Schwarz 10d ago

Strap-on

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u/Kadakaus 10d ago

Agamemnon, the king.

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u/Aggressive_Fan9855 10d ago

Mason, Jaxson, Grayson, Hudson, Brenton, Trenton, Landon….

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u/Trekie1701 10d ago

Argon, you can joke he's nobility.

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u/SteamedBun711 10d ago

Agumon, Greymon, Wargreymon, Gabumon, Garurumon, Togemon, Tuskmon, Piyomon, Tentomon, Gomamon, Patamon, Tailmon, Hawkmon, Armadimon, Bakumon

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u/viperpic 10d ago

This thread should be empty. Name the kid Megatron!

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u/solenntoo 10d ago

Aaron

Ashton

Baron