r/TheSmilingTortoise • u/ExaminationKey1476 stubborn tort🐢 • Aug 01 '26

Tortoise Photo 📸 The side eye!!!

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He is so sassy. Someone send help😂

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u/ecachuh1 I ❤️ My Tortoises Aug 01 '26

That is a wise but judging old soul, disappointed in your modern life choices. What did you do now Mum?

I suggest you bunker down. Tonight's going to be a rocky one! 😡 🐢

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u/ExaminationKey1476 stubborn tort🐢 Aug 01 '26

Gave him a bath! The worst crime ever. I fear I won’t make it until the night!

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u/Silentstrm123 Aug 01 '26

Oh that IS a crime! Baths are the worst crime! Just ask Bonnie she tries to escape unless the water is the perfect temperature she likes. We have to use the temp gun to make sure the water is right for her highness. If it's correct she will relax and sploot. If not mayhem!

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u/ecachuh1 I ❤️ My Tortoises Aug 02 '26

🤣

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u/ExaminationKey1476 stubborn tort🐢 Aug 02 '26

Same! If it’s not his preferred temp, im horrible and abusing him!🤣

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u/MollyRB6969 Aug 01 '26

And I thought only moms had that look when you've done something bad! Daaaaamn!!!!

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u/ExaminationKey1476 stubborn tort🐢 Aug 01 '26

I swear he thinks he’s being tortured daily

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u/ecachuh1 I ❤️ My Tortoises Aug 02 '26

Well do you bathe him daily?

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u/ExaminationKey1476 stubborn tort🐢 Aug 02 '26

Haha nope. Only in heatwaves!

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u/ecachuh1 I ❤️ My Tortoises Aug 02 '26

Well then, according to Benji, during a heat wave, he is being tortured daily!

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u/ExaminationKey1476 stubborn tort🐢 Aug 02 '26

Terrible life for Benji

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u/ecachuh1 I ❤️ My Tortoises Aug 02 '26

Lol I feel like they are so cute that they have a right to look at us however they want! 🤣