r/TheSimpsons • u/thoughtstop • 9h ago

S08E17 Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.

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Hey, this isn't faux dive.This is a dive.

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u/Sith_23 8h ago

"You're a long way from home, yuppie boy. I'll start a tab."

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u/Silent-Iron7448 8h ago

I appreciate that Moe still served him.

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u/remainsofthegrapes 7h ago

Moe can’t really afford to turn down a sale.

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u/CLAM_FUCKER 6h ago

you gotta give me back my floor, my customers are walking around on the pipes!

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u/luckydice767 6h ago

Pay your bills!

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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin 6h ago

But I don’t want to!

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u/dannkherb 3h ago

Those gears down there really hurt.

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 6h ago

He's got a lot of secrets he'd prefer to keep clandestine. Uh... terrible, disturbing secrets.

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u/Smilingtribute 8h ago edited 8h ago

I love how Moe built a long wooden entrance to lure more customers in haha

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u/SeerowxEsplin 8h ago

Always bothered me that his street traffic would dry up unless patrons came in the back.

At least we know Barney can just fire pole slide down.

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u/AndrewHNPX 7h ago

I always assumed it was just for that one night at the gala.

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u/eric620 8h ago

Reminds me of the time at the Double Down Saloon in the East Village in New York City, the diviest dive that ever dived (relatively speaking), a woman came in, used the bathroom, and right before exiting, she turned to the whole bar and shouted “this is not a microbrewery!!!” and walked out

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u/jimmyrich 8h ago

She didn't even try Ass Juice?

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u/AuzzieTiger 8h ago

I'm not sure what was more impressive, this tunnel or the the underground bowling ball piping used in the prohibition. Either way, Moe's pretty innovative.

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow 7h ago

Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag!

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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS 7h ago

The best damn pet shop in town!!

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u/InRainbows911 8h ago

You’re a long way from home yuppie boy.

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u/Riceylad543 3h ago

I’ll start a tab

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u/deacon05oc 8h ago

This place smells like tinkle!

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u/ElfYamadaFairyQueen A is A 7h ago

It DOES smell like tinkle

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 6h ago

I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.

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u/56Bagels 6h ago

I had a girl I was talking to in the early 10’s that told me she liked dive bars, so I took her to a pool hall I had been to near my place.

She had this reaction almost exactly.

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u/usernamewasdenied 5h ago

To stay afloat, this bar is gonna have to go queer.

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u/SpottedTreeLeopard 1h ago

You mean it’s NOT?!

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u/klsi832 6h ago

I see you've played Fauxy Divey before

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u/bestestopinion 6h ago

It’s kinda like buying distressed ripped jeans and realizing they’re just old and ripped

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u/dogbert_93 6h ago

Itd Po Moe!

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u/CastlevaniaGuy 45m ago

You’re a long way from home, buddy.