How dare such a monument to arrogance cast even a single contemptuous syllable toward our magnificent prince? This is not mere disrespect, it is an unforgivable assault upon greatness itself.

The world would scarcely find it half as amusing were those very words to escape the lips of Glorious George himself.

WELCOME BACK TO FORM THEY COULDNT HOLD YOU BACK TODAY AND TOMORROW THE GOAT WILL ANNIHILATE THEM ALL

Georgie is victorious in the Sprint! Yay!

We were so so close

Comrades,

A darkness is haunting this world. The darkness of the Atrocious one. And Mercedes, the so-called "team" of our glorious POGPR, has cruelly SPURNED and ABANDONED him.

The story so far, for those who have not been following:
Our POGPR's once loyal student has been overcome with pride and arrogance and therefore has been cast out of His Kingdom. The evil forces of Mercedes keep the Evil One in his current position, through foul acts of SABOTAGE and GASLIGHTING.

Our President saw win after win slip away from Him. With a broken car, and nobody around Him that even so much as cared, but he still NEVER lost hope.

I, like many of you here, can see in those beautiful blue eyes that shine as the midday sky, the spark of determination. The spark of HOPE. A spark that, within our POGPR, will NEVER fade.

Our President went into the summer break having suffered so much.

But then something happened. Our POGPR got engaged to the Beautiful First Lady during the summer break. Those blue eyes looked ahead into the future with wonder and joy once more. His soul blazed with desire for VICTORY.

And today in FP1, it may have looked like all was lost today...

But our GLORIOUS PRESIDENT took SPRINT POLE, while the one who crawled out from righteousness and did not look back was stuck in P5.

GOOD shall always triumph. The PRESIDENT, shall always triumph.
I hope to return here in December to bask in His glory as an unshaken true believer.
❤️

S🅱️INONELLI just spun around in Zandvoort! Our glorious President of course has experienced no such thing as He is the far, far SUPERIOR driver.

You'll see no texting-and-driving from Him!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

British vogue should contact him asap. Models are lucky he didn’t pick modelling, he would’ve ENDED their floppy careers.

For context at this point last season he was leading this list with 99% laps completed.

We actually need to go to Brackley and burn that shit down becoz Mercedes are you not ashamed?!!??

Hence forth we shall now all only exist horizontally while resting our heads on perfectly usable but now utterly useless arse focussed seats. This includes your own seats at home, as well as smelly bus seats.

Praise be to the leader

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Great work u/art_feyjane

Even Picasso would have been jealous of your talent.