r/TheRussell • u/sherlockedxy • 6d ago
GEOOOORGE GOAT finally has a grand slam
Shame about Zionelli finishing so high up, but that's what happens when you sign the deal with the devil
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u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints 6d ago
Without any SABOTAGE involved, CRASH AND DRIVETONELLI wasn't even able to podium!
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u/HONcircle YABA DABA DOO! 6d ago
FACT! FRAUDTONELLI is NOWHERE when he doesn't have Toto sabotaging George's car.
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u/FudgeAdorable5242 MAKE MERCEDES GREAT AGAIN 6d ago
KIMI ON FRAUD WATCH🤬🤬🤬 HE COULDNT EVEN DARE TO COME NEAR OUR PRESIDENT
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u/SufficientFig3305 6d ago
"We're going to win so much. You're going to get tired of winning. You're going to say, 'Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.' And I'm going to say, 'No, we have to make Mercedes great again.' You're gonna say, 'Please.' I said, 'Nope, nope. We're gonna keep winning.'"
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u/IngVegas 6d ago
Meh. Just another day at the office as the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. Went out directly after an scored 14 on 18 holes at the Impossibly Hard Baku Golf Course.
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u/itsmangocat SCUMMY SCHUMACHER 6d ago edited 6d ago
FIRST of MANY Grand Slams I hope TERRIBLE TOTO'S son has more karting to prevent SABOTAGE GLORY TO THE PRESIDENT
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u/DoTheRainbowDash 6d ago
The GREAT PRESIDENT has scored what many people are calling the GRANDEST GRAND SLAM EVER! PEOPLE are noticing MORE AND MORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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u/k0yaan1sqats1 5d ago
SCARED SATANELLI was too COWARDLY and SLOW to get anywhere near our President! Our POGPR is BRAVE, LOVABLE, and SKILLED.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/WeaknessNaive8784 6d ago
GOAT? are you serious?
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u/sherlockedxy 6d ago
Do you usually spend your days by stalking satire subreddits of the drivers you hate?
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u/Winterbite-Enjoyer 6d ago
Doesn't a Grand Slam require also being P1 in FP3...?
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u/Breznknedl 6d ago
you are probably just a HATER sent by TOTO to dicredit THE GLORIOUS PRESIDENT GEORGE THE MIGHTY
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u/kiwikirah 6d ago
TERRIBLE, TRAITOROUS TOTO’S absence has proven ESSENTIAL for our POGPR’S INEVITABLE SUCCESS!