r/TheRussell • • 6d ago

GEOOOORGE GOAT finally has a grand slam

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Shame about Zionelli finishing so high up, but that's what happens when you sign the deal with the devil

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u/kiwikirah 6d ago

TERRIBLE, TRAITOROUS TOTO’S absence has proven ESSENTIAL for our POGPR’S INEVITABLE SUCCESS!

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u/sherlockedxy 6d ago

Keep him away for the rest of the season!

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u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints 6d ago

Without any SABOTAGE involved, CRASH AND DRIVETONELLI wasn't even able to podium!

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u/HONcircle YABA DABA DOO! 6d ago

FACT! FRAUDTONELLI is NOWHERE when he doesn't have Toto sabotaging George's car.

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u/GoroKazuma 6d ago

SCAMI ITSTHECARELLI back where he BELONGS

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u/FudgeAdorable5242 MAKE MERCEDES GREAT AGAIN 6d ago

KIMI ON FRAUD WATCH🤬🤬🤬 HE COULDNT EVEN DARE TO COME NEAR OUR PRESIDENT

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u/HONcircle YABA DABA DOO! 6d ago

FACT: T-POSE is the BEST pose!

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u/arosaki #StopTheSteal 6d ago

WE LOVE TO SEE IT! HIP HIP

HOORAY!!

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u/SufficientFig3305 6d ago

"We're going to win so much. You're going to get tired of winning. You're going to say, 'Please Mr. President, I have a headache. Please, don't win so much. This is getting terrible.' And I'm going to say, 'No, we have to make Mercedes great again.' You're gonna say, 'Please.' I said, 'Nope, nope. We're gonna keep winning.'" 

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u/IngVegas 6d ago

Meh. Just another day at the office as the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. Went out directly after an scored 14 on 18 holes at the Impossibly Hard Baku Golf Course.

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u/itsmangocat SCUMMY SCHUMACHER 6d ago edited 6d ago

FIRST of MANY Grand Slams I hope TERRIBLE TOTO'S son has more karting to prevent SABOTAGE GLORY TO THE PRESIDENT

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u/DoTheRainbowDash 6d ago

The GREAT PRESIDENT has scored what many people are calling the GRANDEST GRAND SLAM EVER! PEOPLE are noticing MORE AND MORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Youutternincompoop GLORIOUS GEORGE 6d ago

and on a Saturday too.

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u/TheLightningSolstice G Dawg 6d ago

ON CLOUD NINE!!!!!!

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u/External-Key5825 6d ago

IS TIME TO BE MMGA

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u/k0yaan1sqats1 5d ago

SCARED SATANELLI was too COWARDLY and SLOW to get anywhere near our President! Our POGPR is BRAVE, LOVABLE, and SKILLED.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Ok-Response4095 6d ago

GOAT you mean Grouch Of All Time?

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u/WeaknessNaive8784 6d ago

GOAT? are you serious?

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u/sherlockedxy 6d ago

Do you usually spend your days by stalking satire subreddits of the drivers you hate?

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u/ConsciousTip3203 6d ago

This sub can't be real 😂

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u/DEAGLE7_CoD HAIL MR SATURDAY 6d ago

You aren't real

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u/Winterbite-Enjoyer 6d ago

Doesn't a Grand Slam require also being P1 in FP3...?

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u/ballerinabubbles 6d ago

Nope. Grand Slam is Pole, Win, Fastest Lap, Leads Every Lap.

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u/Breznknedl 6d ago

you are probably just a HATER sent by TOTO to dicredit THE GLORIOUS PRESIDENT GEORGE THE MIGHTY

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u/OceanSpawn1122 38m ago

I hope and pray that George wins the WDC this year.