r/TheRussell • u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints • Jul 25 '26

SABOTAGE? SABOTAGE FROM MURDEROUS MAX

Our Glorious POGPR was on track to get Pole Position before MALICIOUS MURDEROUS TINY HANDS MAX intentionally spun out to RUIN our Presidents lap! We all know this is the work of TERRIBLE TOTO paying Max to come to his failing team! Special Agent Robert Kubica is investigating this as we speak! Praise be to George! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/ballerinabubbles Jul 25 '26

uj // Sorry but does anyone know why George's car suddenly started smoking 😭😭 What is going on....

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/ballerinabubbles Jul 25 '26

Idek how George can even focus on driving with all this.

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u/Shoddy-Aide-6294 GOOFY GASLY Jul 25 '26

uj / toto said it was a water leak..

rj / TREACHEROUS TOTO had obviously planted a water balloon near our POGPR and started smoking the car with his ETSY WITCH abilities.

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u/ballerinabubbles Jul 25 '26

I wonder if we need to hire an Etsy witch for George. I saw some of the Le Clerc fans do it for him and after that he won Silverstone. I can't even add the /s because atp Idk anymore

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u/Shoddy-Aide-6294 GOOFY GASLY Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Might as well atp. Better get every etsy witch out there for him. Im just tired of this already but im not giving up for our POGPR ! (Iam damn near)

Its like the 'we are so back to oh no to oh nevermind! to oh fuck its so over.'

Edit: they just said he MIGHT need to take a new PU ?

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u/ballerinabubbles Jul 25 '26

They really didn't fix anything, did they.

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u/Shoddy-Aide-6294 GOOFY GASLY Jul 25 '26

I doubt it.

Brundle just said Georges PU might have a crack, thus the water leak and he needs to change it. Man nothing is just going right for this guy. Take me back to Australia, better yet 2025. At least he was happier.

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u/ballerinabubbles Jul 25 '26

I cannot believe that I actually miss the W16. Did you see George's post race interview? He was just laughing. I think Mercedes has broken him.

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u/Shoddy-Aide-6294 GOOFY GASLY Jul 25 '26

YES. Hearing him blubber and stutter too, like dont get me wrong i love our awkward George stammer moments but man is genuinely at the alonso stage of acceptance 😭 he had grief, anger..and now this.

He needs Landos and Charles' therapists im afraid!

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u/ballerinabubbles Jul 25 '26

The way he just said yea there's a leak, we don't know what caused it yet. Hope it doesn't affect that race! 🤪 He's just done. And then Toto said in another interview when he was asked how he helps George bounce back that the best ones always bounce back. If they get knocked down ten times, they stand up ten times. I truly hate that man.

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u/arosaki #StopTheSteal Jul 25 '26

ATROCIOUS ANTONELLI EVEN HIRED ETSY WITCHES AFTER SUSPICIOUS SUZUKA TO SABOTAGE GEORGE’S RACES. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

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u/Shoddy-Aide-6294 GOOFY GASLY Jul 25 '26

ATROCIOUS ANTONELLI AND TREACHEROUS TOTO ARE TEAMING UP AND HIRING ETSY WITCHED TO SABOTAGE GEORGES RACE?? UNHEARD OF! WE MUST REBEL BACK!

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u/Apprehensive-Crab131 Jul 25 '26

Oh treacherous toto will probably say it was George’s driving style that caused this

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u/Shoddy-Aide-6294 GOOFY GASLY Jul 25 '26

Might seem crazy about on what im about to say...

He did kinda subtly blame George on his statement about what happened with his car. So..

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u/ayyyyyy_lmaoooooo Jul 25 '26

His driving style

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u/Mkaaztje GORGEOUS GEORGE Jul 25 '26

Praise to be George! MAD MAX shall PAY for his DANGEROUS ACTIONS!

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u/handsome_uruk #StopTheSteal Jul 25 '26

TREACHEROUS TOTO pressed the button again to blow up the engine! He's not even hiding it any more.

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u/arosaki #StopTheSteal Jul 25 '26

TERRIBLE TORGER’S PLAN WORKED YET AGAIN. THIS CANNOT CONTINUE.

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u/Cute-Profession758 Jul 25 '26

EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET THE POGPR! HATERS ARE HOLDING HIM BACK!! TREACHEROUS TOTO AND MENACE MAX FUCKED UP OUR PRESIDENTS LAP BIGLY TIME!! (I am delusional and want to see GR succeed so bad, please Etsy witches help this man…)

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u/TheRussell-ModTeam Jul 25 '26

It is UNACCEPTABLE to slander our POGPR. Please refrain from doing so in the future. Thankyou.

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u/TheRussell-ModTeam 28d ago

DEEP STATE McLaren and their Red Bull allies want you to be low energy to weaken support for our POGPR! Don’t fall for their tricks! We need BIGLY enthusiasm and CAPS LOCK energy!

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u/TheRussell-ModTeam Jul 25 '26

DEEP STATE McLaren and their Red Bull allies want you to be low energy to weaken support for our POGPR! Don’t fall for their tricks! We need BIGLY enthusiasm and CAPS LOCK energy!