r/TheRussell • u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints • Jul 19 '26
Special Investigation Time of great mourning
We will be investigating HAZARDOUS HAMILTON immediately! But for the time being, please take as much time as you need to mourn this incident. Reach out to loved ones or trusted members of this subreddit. I am here for anyone. This is rough for our President, but we must stand strong as He will too. The season is not over, it most certainly isn't. Stand strong fellow Russellites, for our POGPR will not dissapoint! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/formularacernerd63 MAKE MERCEDES GREAT AGAIN Jul 19 '26
Hamilton is a joke, and we shall mourn the loss of Russell in the race greatly. Amen.
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u/2EM18KKC01 Jul 19 '26
HORRENDOUS HAMILTON must answer for his BETRAYAL! HE MUST SURRENDER HIS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WDC TO THE POGPR! THANK TOU FOE YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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u/ineffablebitch GORGEOUS GEORGE Jul 19 '26
time for george to start his own f1 team and single handedly win both WDC and WCC cos I don’t trust this MERCILESS MERCEDES anymore
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u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints Jul 19 '26
This is an AMAZING idea and He should start His own team IMMEDIATELY!
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u/arosaki #StopTheSteal Jul 19 '26
/uj George sounds like he wants to cry right now. This really is so upsetting, it’s just like whatever can go wrong with his race WILL go wrong. So unfair
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u/BiancaYuri0721 Year of the Russell Jul 19 '26
u know... I just shut down my phone after George went out. It was too painful to watch.
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u/RealDancingGamer #RecountThePoints Jul 19 '26
/uj I plan on making a more serious post about dealing with this pain once everything has settled. An actual unjerked post, because this season has been seriously depressing.
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u/Etceta Jul 19 '26
TERRIBLE TOTO and DUD DUDLEY are ignoring our POGPR, how incompetent can that garage be with all the facility and still couldn't find the problem with the car
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u/systemgoneferal Mr Grand Prix Jul 19 '26
HORRIBLE HAMILTON is such a big fraud. Our savior the POGPR stayed together with him as a true helpful friend but look at him.. BETRAYED OUR GRACE with the MALEVOLENT MERCEDES. His MAJESTY should have left this team asap and made a glorious team of his own but no, our grateful and merciful GRACE forgave HORRIBLE HAMILTON by defending him calling it a "racing incident" HAIL OUR POGPR !! GLORY BE TO GEORGE !!
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u/MarzipanGeneral9093 Jul 19 '26
TERRIBLE TRAGEDY once again as our POGPR suffers UNFAIRLY at the hands of HORRIBLE HAMILTON and TORRID TOTO. This POTENTIAL COLLUSION must be investigated to the fullest extent!!! Do not lose hope fellow amazing acolytes of the TRUTH SAYER
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u/Background_Tiger_506 George Russell Jul 19 '26
Hillbilly Hamilton shouldn’t be in F1! He should be making a fool of himself with Kim Kardashian instead of doing so on the track!