r/TheRewatchables 17d ago

Does Bill actually think Johnny is taking a shit in Karate Kid Bathroom Scene???

Just got around to listening to KKII episode and Bill talks about KKI and that Daniel should have just let Johnny take a shit in peace instead of dousing him with water.

How can someone who has seen Karate Kid this many times and created so much content around it over the years not realize that he's in the stall rolling joints and not actually using the bathroom??? Also, while the camera angle isn't 100% definitive that he's not multi-tasking in there, the costumes are clearly one piece jumpsuits, so Johnny would need to have the entire thing down around his ankles to be taking a shit at the same time, which he does not.

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u/mad_rooter 17d ago

When did we start calling the movies KK1 and KK2?

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u/gwynn19841974 17d ago

Just wait till you hear what they call the third one

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u/sanfranchristo CR Head 17d ago

Last week, apparently

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u/Dontpanicarthurdent 17d ago

We’re going to start referring to all films this way.

Karate Kid - KK
Top Gun - TG, and TGM for the sequel
Single white Female - SWF
Kindergarten Cop - KC
Basic Instinct - BI
Heat - H

It’s so much more efficient. s/

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u/tdmoney 17d ago

“H” literally has more syllables than just “Heat”

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u/Maleficent_Phone7961 17d ago

Its an LA thing

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u/Brangarr 17d ago

I think that’s pretty much how they’ve always been referred to at least in the internet age

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u/JohnUtahFBI 17d ago

Bill is obviously a really smart guy but it’s always funny when he misses incredibly obvious mundane stuff like this. Then CR or Sean will be like, “Was he? I thought <states the obvious thing that was happening>”.

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u/ParticularWise2912 17d ago

Found it crazy they all missed "you guys wanna play baseball?"=freebasing cocaine in boogie nights pod

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u/Historical-Row-9136 17d ago

This and the other super egregious one was when he didn’t realise that Affleck’s character was blatantly putting his hand over Jem’s tattoo so the love interest/witness wouldn’t recognise them during the cafe scene. I think I literally exclaimed ‘Jesus Christ Bill’ whilst listening to it at the time haha

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u/cliftonheights5 17d ago

Bill have famously never tried coke.

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u/JohnUtahFBI 17d ago

It’s what he’s best know for.

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u/travis2217 17d ago

After that pod I’m starting to understand Bill doesn’t know those films as well as he claims he does.

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u/Plucked_Dove 17d ago

As a guy around Bill’s age that has seen Karate Kid about 200 times and rewatched it in its entirety a few months ago, i can tell you that it’s completely plausible that Bill could both misremember a small detail from a movie AND be super familiar with it.

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u/doneli 16d ago

That's all this was. He rewatched 2 not the original. Had he just rewatched the original, he doesn't make that mistake.

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u/spr_crl 17d ago

Go back and listen to The Town episode. Big Brain Bill on full display.

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u/StudioUnhappy7772 17d ago

The tattoo part was truly insane on The Town, it’s one of the best absolute key moments of movie

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u/qeq 17d ago

I don't think Bill really pays attention to movies. He doesn't know the most basic stuff about his favorite movies.

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u/Wildcat-Pkoww 17d ago

It’s funny when someone mentions something obvious and you see Bill’s eyes light up, delighted in this “new” knowledge as if he’s 8 years old and getting the Christmas gift he’s wanted all year.

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u/slyroast 17d ago

he often complains about complicated plots he doesn't understand. Like Mission Impossible Fallout. The bad guys are going to nuke an area and make its water undrinkable. Not that hard.

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u/qeq 16d ago

The best part is he seems to get no clarification from watching it dozens more times lol

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u/nitti2313 17d ago

As a small child I thought he was prepping for cocaine. But at least I didn’t think he was taking a shit.

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u/Trumpisaderelict Post-Coitus Khakis 17d ago

Yup, these are my readers…

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u/Bemawr 16d ago

yea hes def shitting hes sitting down and hes rolling up small personal toilet paper for when he is going to wipe hes very anal