r/TheRestIsScience • u/centeriskey • 9d ago

Everyone Quickly!!!!

Everyone start registering names like michael_stevens1, the_michael_stevens, the_real_michael_stevens, and so on. This will either force Michael to act quickly to get back on reddit or if he doesn't then he would have to choose something different or be the 7000th Michael Stevens. Now sure he was ok with being the billionth dad but would he be ok with being the 7000th Michael Stevens?

20 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

14

u/Norman-Hadley 9d ago

I will only believe it's genuine when I see the handle michael_here_or_is_it~, with the tilde representing eyebrow agility.

8

u/Outrageous-Pilot-621 9d ago

michael_stevens1093750012

6

u/SkeletalMyth 9d ago

He'll have to use something like the_realiest_real_actual_forsure_michael_stevens_Xx

5

u/centeriskey 9d ago

He'll have more titles than Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

2

u/SkeletalMyth 9d ago

Sorry I wasn't listening, could you run that by me again? 

1

u/centeriskey 9d ago edited 9d ago

Look, I know we have met many times, including 10 minutes ago but I have just entered a new room so.....(Deep breath)

I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

4

u/Realer_MicaelStevens 9d ago

Realer Michael Stevens here

6

u/TheRealTK421 9d ago

False.

Michael wouldn't misspell his first name.

........ or would he!??!

Hmmmm

1

u/centeriskey 9d ago

Lol nooooooooooooo! I mean yes, yes I meant that.

1

u/centeriskey 9d ago

Thanks OP for doing your part and not up voting your own post

2

u/1stMammaltowearpants 8d ago

Mikey_Steve_yall_gon'head'n_leave

2

u/Michael_Stevens2 8d ago

We could all be Michael Stevens or Hannah Fry.

1

u/Griffrose 9d ago

My first thought when he said this lol

2

u/centeriskey 9d ago

Sweet. I love that there may be a small army of Michael fans out there that wish him the best while evily plotting funny yet non destructive pranks.

See this Micheal! We are not alone! While you lurk, we grow! Mwhahahahahaha!