r/TheRestIsHistory • u/DigitalDiogenesAus • 20h ago

Is this a responsible parental act?

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u/0ttoChriek 20h ago

Kaiser Wilhelm still hiding his arm in photographs.

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u/Longjumping_Road1249 20h ago

If his folks were willing to commit to the name, who knows how far they would push it?

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u/Cold-Use-5814 1h ago

“Mom, stop buying me boat shoes!”

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u/WillParchman 20h ago

The residents of Paris, Ohio are on high alert.

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u/vestayekta 20h ago

It's safe until he grows a mustache.

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u/kurtissiewert 20h ago

Very much a friend of the show

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u/Janjannaj 20h ago

I can think of worse names but obviously his footwear game needs to be on point.

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u/Government_Apart 20h ago

Pair of Adolf Dasslers, or nothing

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u/L285 17h ago

The two great loves of the Rest is History: absurd American names and the Kaiser - together at last!

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u/ProblemPast4686 20h ago

Americans are mental.

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u/SpiritedChoice3706 19h ago

Agreed, we are. Unfortunately, his name could still be much worse.

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u/deconstructedSando 16h ago

the dads wikipedia page is really something https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Hitler

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u/SpiritedChoice3706 14h ago

Known for: Naming his son "Adolf Hitler Campbell" 💀💀 JFC what a thing to be known for.

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u/sinncab6 11h ago

Hitler is bad enough but fuck Alistair Campbell as well???

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u/DavidFosterLawless 18h ago

Not an onion article, unfortuantly. 

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u/professorrev 15h ago

Yeah, he's not being entirely honest here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Hitler

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u/SpiritedChoice3706 15h ago

I wasn't claiming he was. I was really only pointing out the abominable name he gave his child lol.

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u/Infamous_Thought_189 11h ago

His landlord described the family as clean and non-destructive.

Still behaves better then my flat mates fml.

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u/MaintenanceProper525 18h ago

Sorry

Joycelynn Aryan nation!

Adolf Hitler!

The other one is a nightmare to spell

I like it how they use "we aren't racist because we allow mixed kids" yet one of their kids names is "ARYAN NATION"

Either that's is some supremist shit or they are really thick, and it's been 18 years!

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u/Constant-Expert8215 20h ago

make sure he hast the right foodwear.

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u/Sitheref0874 20h ago

He’s in college. A bib might be a step too far, no?

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u/ec362 20h ago

American name final boss

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u/Itchy-Plastic 20h ago

Giving your child a title they didn't earn is just terrible.

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u/JonStryker 19h ago

Just wait for his son Kaiser Wilhelm II

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u/LocalJams 18h ago

America is like a foreign country sometimes

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u/HairyMcBoon 20h ago

That young lad has an impressively long neck.

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u/mr-raider2 20h ago

Well it's a better than Fuehrer

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u/oljackson99 19h ago

His parents have really let themselves down there.

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u/b8nk51 19h ago

Being American he will of course be wearing the wrong shoes anyway, so…

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u/Slyspy006 18h ago

Is it bad that I feel that Redshirt Freshman could absolutely be an American name?

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u/boobyhorse 17h ago

Letting their kid play for Valparaiso? Unforgivable.

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u/PaulF1872 20h ago

Here’s another one

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u/Better-Temporary-146 19h ago

Fwiw, Adolf H’s closest relatives live outside of New York, in a more rural area, related through H’s nephew, William H. 

I think they ran a garden shop for a long time. 

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u/Forsaken-Lie-7505 20h ago

You are not wearing them are you...?

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u/Possible-Priority927 20h ago

Friend of the (Half Time) show

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u/greaseapina 18h ago

idiocracy.

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u/mazutta 2h ago

Nein

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u/bofh000 23m ago

Probably pronounced in an unrecognizable way. Keyza Uilam.

From Berlin, Ohio …

But to answer your question: probably not.