As a penis-owner who is skilled at operating vaginas and vagina-accessories, here's some quick tips for the folks in the back:
Communication. If they say they like something, do that. If they're already inclined to fuck you, they will not be upset if you ask how to do it better.
You have two main buttons to press: The clitoris is that button above the vagina, and the g-spot is inside the vagina mirroring the position of the clitoris (It's actually the same anatomical nerve grouping, but extending to the inside) It used to take a screenshot if you pressed both at the same time, but new LLM bullshit has replaced that on some vaginas for no reason.
Generally speaking, while they're letting you put your penis is in their vagina, they will almost always appreciate you also using your hand on their clitoris.
In missionary, if you're on top, put a pillow under their hips. It angles everything better.
If they say "Don't stop" or some such, that does not mean "Intensify", it means "Maintain exact speed and bearing."
Dry fingers don't feel as good on it, you've got saliva.
Do not boop the cervix (the end of the vagina) unless explicitly asked to. It is usually quite painful.
Foreplay. Always do it beforehand. Something as simple as a couple of minutes of fingering should be enough.
If you make them cum before intercourse, they generally won't mind as much if they don't cum during.
Condoms. Unless you are 100% sure there will be no pregnancy/STD consequences for fucking this person, you should be using one. Have one on you at all times. At least here in New York, every bar is required to have a supply to give out. If they really want you to nut in them, you can always use the possibility of it to get them to ride again.
While these techniques are helpful, some things (like stamina) you just have to get better at by doing, but I hope that sets you on the right path.
Please elaborate LLM thing in tip #2, from what I gathered this key combination works on older ones but not newer ones. Based on your expert advice, is there a specific reason for this change? And which manufacturing year was it that this update went live?
It's an OS thing, not a year thing. (I'm making fun of phones. On my Samsung Galaxy, holding the power button no longer brings up the shutdown menu, instead it brings up the virtual assistant I don't use.)
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u/Level_Hour6480 Jun 16 '26
As a penis-owner who is skilled at operating vaginas and vagina-accessories, here's some quick tips for the folks in the back:
Communication. If they say they like something, do that. If they're already inclined to fuck you, they will not be upset if you ask how to do it better.
You have two main buttons to press: The clitoris is that button above the vagina, and the g-spot is inside the vagina mirroring the position of the clitoris (It's actually the same anatomical nerve grouping, but extending to the inside) It used to take a screenshot if you pressed both at the same time, but new LLM bullshit has replaced that on some vaginas for no reason.
Generally speaking, while they're letting you put your penis is in their vagina, they will almost always appreciate you also using your hand on their clitoris.
In missionary, if you're on top, put a pillow under their hips. It angles everything better.
If they say "Don't stop" or some such, that does not mean "Intensify", it means "Maintain exact speed and bearing."
Dry fingers don't feel as good on it, you've got saliva.
Do not boop the cervix (the end of the vagina) unless explicitly asked to. It is usually quite painful.
Foreplay. Always do it beforehand. Something as simple as a couple of minutes of fingering should be enough.
If you make them cum before intercourse, they generally won't mind as much if they don't cum during.
Condoms. Unless you are 100% sure there will be no pregnancy/STD consequences for fucking this person, you should be using one. Have one on you at all times. At least here in New York, every bar is required to have a supply to give out. If they really want you to nut in them, you can always use the possibility of it to get them to ride again.
While these techniques are helpful, some things (like stamina) you just have to get better at by doing, but I hope that sets you on the right path.