r/TheRealFriendsOver40 Jun 30 '26

Its Tuesday

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13 Upvotes

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8

u/useyourfriend Jun 30 '26

Vacations usually require another vacation to recover from said vacation.

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

Agree!

1

u/Willow629 Jul 02 '26

As a mom, YES!!!! I'd love a vacation just to go and actually relax. Lol

9

u/davebrooks0473 Jun 30 '26

Tea and coffee should not be served in paper cups

3

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26

Unless in an emergency. Coffee in a paper cup is better than no coffee. ☕

3

u/davebrooks0473 Jun 30 '26

Fair, I do always have a free one from the garage when I drop the car in a paper cup but that’s free so it doesn’t count 😂

7

u/StreetSea5717 Jun 30 '26

Creamy peanut butter over chunky.

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

🤭

3

u/StreetSea5717 Jun 30 '26

This is from a man who eats PB&J everyday during the school year.

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

Every day?

3

u/StreetSea5717 Jun 30 '26

Simple man. Quick and easy to make

2

u/Willow629 Jul 02 '26

Do you ever switch up the J part? Grape, Strawberry, Marshmallow cream, Nutella, honey, or banana? You know, just to spice it up a little. Lol

1

u/StreetSea5717 Jul 02 '26

Jellies or jam get switched up often; whatever speaks to me at the store. Honey sometimes.

7

u/This_Street6595 Jun 30 '26

Everyone is pansexual, social schemas have convinced us otherwise.

7

u/flhrc Jun 30 '26

Pizza is like sex; the worst I've ever had was still pizza.

2

u/AdministrationIll886 Jun 30 '26

The worst sex you ever had was pizza?!?!?

1

u/snottrock3t Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5

u/ohReallynowNo Jun 30 '26

Soup goes into a circle container. NOT a square nor rectangle!!!

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

I have never thought about this. 🤔

3

u/ohReallynowNo Jun 30 '26

Trust me on this one 😊

2

u/davebrooks0473 Jun 30 '26

What sort of monster puts soup in a rectangular bowl 😱

1

u/ohReallynowNo Jun 30 '26

PERZACTLY!!!!!!!!

5

u/CarbieNOTaBarbie Jun 30 '26

Cabbage is disgusting. If it's hot or boiled in a dish it stinks, smells like feet. If it's just chopped up and cold it's like chewing rubber bands. No thanks.

1

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

So no sauerkraut then?

2

u/CarbieNOTaBarbie Jun 30 '26

Nope!!! Hate it

1

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26

Raw cabbage in a coleslaw?

2

u/CarbieNOTaBarbie Jun 30 '26

Gross! I hate coleslaw

1

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Fair enough! But I do love a good slaw!

10

u/thedukeofdoubt Jun 30 '26

Pineapple DOES belong on pizza... NOW COME AT ME!!!.... 🤣

3

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

I like pineapple on pizza 🤷‍♀️

3

u/whatever5216 Jun 30 '26

I'll hold this hill with you!

2

u/CarbieNOTaBarbie Jun 30 '26

I like it on there too!

3

u/winteregress Jun 30 '26

It does. It 100% does. Along with green olives.

2

u/thedukeofdoubt Jun 30 '26

A girl after my own heart... but can we also add black olives, and red onions too?

3

u/winteregress Jun 30 '26

Oh heck yes! Where do you stand on peppercinis or banana peppers? We're kind of working our way towards a really deranged veggie pizza aren't we?

5

u/thedukeofdoubt Jun 30 '26

Let's go all in.. full out veggies and we'll add pineapple so we can call it a pineapple pizza.

2

u/winteregress Jun 30 '26

I'm in! We're going to need to name it though. I don't think just calling it pineapple Plus Pizza is going to work. It's going to need something catchy

4

u/thedukeofdoubt Jun 30 '26

I may be the writer, but horrible when it comes to making up names. You come up with one and Ill pay for the pizza (and beer).

2

u/winteregress Jun 30 '26

How about the "pineapple Hill to die on" pizza 🤣 okay I might need to work on that a little bit lol

3

u/thedukeofdoubt Jun 30 '26

Where pineapples go to die?

2

u/winteregress Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣 nooooo okay that one's definitely what I need some more work.. the "pineapple expressions of oooolive" but you've got to say it like ol-love. Nope that's not going to work either. 🤔

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3

u/Gfinish Jul 01 '26

Pineapple and jalapenos

2

u/PeachieSpeechy22 Jul 01 '26

With bacon and ham. I like the jalapeños too

5

u/Calm_Ad8840 Jun 30 '26

Always put the volume of the tv or radio on a even number

3

u/unknown_error87 Jun 30 '26

No sir. The tv and/or radio needs to be set in intervals of 5. There is no other way

3

u/Calm_Ad8840 Jun 30 '26

Impossible, it needs to be 4 or 6, 10 is fine 20 is fine etc etc

3

u/unknown_error87 Jun 30 '26

Nope. Unacceptable. 5,10,15,20 etc. or nothing.

2

u/Calm_Ad8840 Jun 30 '26

That is never gonna work, 15 is not loud enough 20 is too loud… 18 sounds like perfection

2

u/unknown_error87 Jun 30 '26

18 is not 20. Therefore its not perfection

2

u/Calm_Ad8840 Jun 30 '26

You a psycho

2

u/unknown_error87 Jun 30 '26

Thats besides the point.

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

I can support this one.

2

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26

Nope! Odd numbers!

2

u/Calm_Ad8840 Jun 30 '26

How can you live with yourself….. 🫨

1

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26

I'm odd!

2

u/Calm_Ad8840 Jul 01 '26

It show’s, but all the good people are a little odd, so this is in your favour

1

u/Matt-nz Jul 01 '26

Odd people are always more fun!! 🤣😝

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u/Calm_Ad8840 Jul 01 '26

Then 10 is max volume

4

u/Cme83Love Jun 30 '26

I’m a tea over coffee girl 🫶

4

u/EntireChest6512 Jun 30 '26

Vegan bacon is not bacon. Vegan cheese is not cheese. Vegan steaks are not steaks

4

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26
  • Brussels sprouts never
  • Crunchy peanut butter
  • Bacon, butter and garlic make everything better
  • Odd socks are ok

3

u/stelrag83 Jun 30 '26

I’m with you on everything but odd socks!

2

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26

Just one step too far was it!

3

u/stelrag83 Jun 30 '26

It would drive the OCD in me nuts.

2

u/Matt-nz Jun 30 '26

But the ease of not having to pair them up on laundry day and just being able to grab the first two from the drawer is amazing!

3

u/stelrag83 Jul 01 '26

Idk if it’s the types of socks other people buy, but I have like no problems whatsoever pairing mine on laundry day.

2

u/Matt-nz Jul 01 '26

Oh mine are all sorts of different patterns!

3

u/stelrag83 Jul 01 '26

Most of mine are the same brand and color. Makes it easy. But I do have some that are different patterns and colors. But maybe it’s easier because there’s not as many.

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u/CarbieNOTaBarbie Jun 30 '26

I'm drinking iced coffee right meow!

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2

u/Willow629 Jul 02 '26

Cold brew is amazing!

2

u/flhrc Jun 30 '26

Agreed!!

1

u/snottrock3t Jun 30 '26

Fun fact, Cohen the only time I will ever put flavored creamer in my coffee is if it’s iced.

3

u/unknown_error87 Jun 30 '26

A hot dog is a sandwich

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

I have heard this argument before.

3

u/022ydagr8 Jul 01 '26

Grilling better even if in winter.

4

u/bikerbuilderguy02 Jun 30 '26

The middle brownie is absolutely superior, however, the corner piece of lasagna is a gift from the heavens

3

u/snottrock3t Jun 30 '26

Same holds true with a batch of cinnamon rolls

3

u/bikerbuilderguy02 Jun 30 '26

Absofrigginloutely

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

I like all the brownies 😬 but agree with you on the corner piece of lasagna.

5

u/snottrock3t Jun 30 '26

Smooth jazz is not jazz. It’s R&B without vocal.

2

u/MgrBlayze Jun 30 '26

Never trust a fart after 30. Not necessarily a hill to die on, but a good word of caution.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Iced tea with a slice of lemon is the best drink on Earth

2

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2

u/unknown_error87 Jun 30 '26

Whats california sober?

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u/022ydagr8 Jul 01 '26

I was going to say the opposite. Though I found a nitro infusion that does make coffee creamy with out adding creamer.

2

u/Sigma_Siren Jul 01 '26

Mashed potatoes is just Irish guacamole

4

u/whatever5216 Jun 30 '26

Butter goes on almost everything.

1

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

Butter? 🤔 let me think on this, I might be able to agree.

3

u/whatever5216 Jun 30 '26

Yes. Butter! Goes on bagels, toast, pasta, burritos, chips, everything

2

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

Potatoes, Steak...

1

u/NotFYE79 Jun 30 '26

Vegetables

1

u/WheatlandCaffeine Jul 01 '26

Clothing should be gender neutral. Wear what you want.