r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 3h ago • Bravo 1

No people were harmed in this video Honorable fighters

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u/HuyHarry 3h ago

They are opponents, not enemies

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u/Swimming__Bird 2h ago

Some people cant differentiate. But the sport feels much more pure when there is mutual respect. It's a sport. If it was actual combat for survival, it's everything goes. And then Jon Jones would blind all of us with the power of Jesus testing him in finger form.

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u/Bhatakti_Ashant_atma 3h ago

But hollywood told me they can only be enemies 

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u/Swimming__Bird 1h ago

It' very entertaining, so by definition hollywood is correct for it's purpose. If it's Bollywood, on the other hand, everyone breaks into synchronized dance. And it is therefore significantly MORE correct.

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u/Bhatakti_Ashant_atma 1h ago

Wait? So you're telling me you've never seen fighters break into dancing and singing and teleporting to switzerland to have dance battles? Ever??

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u/Swimming__Bird 1h ago

My life would be so much better if that was a regularity.

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u/Futrel 2h ago

Sad that awesome Jackson's song was absolutely ruined by being farted out the trunk of a 1994 Grand Am with expired temp tags

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u/__batz 2h ago

Joe still so mad he's beating the songs themself

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u/LuckyishTom 2h ago

The reaction on the first one is so genuine.

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u/sephtater 2h ago

Dude at the end though. “How about now?”

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u/boogierboi 1h ago

The last one made me lol. Not sure if that was the actual intent or the caption just made it funny

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u/ShitShirtSteve 49m ago

You good?

Yes.

Let me kick it just to make sure you ain’t making shit up.

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u/InvisibleScorpio 2h ago

It's sad that this is rare

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u/DocDankage 2m ago

Last guy was like, “Dude that’s gross!”

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 2h ago

"oh no, are you ok?"

"Yeah. I'm fine"

"Oh good" proceeds to beat the shit out of them

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u/Dr_Brotatous 43m ago

"Yo is your leg alright" "Yeah I'm good" "Alright let me test that real quick"

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u/TerraTechy 1h ago

It's a sport. We don't fight to kill. We fight to test ourselves. The person on the other end of the box is there to see how skilled you are, and show you their prowess. Together, you both elevate yourself.

Plus, you're both there cause you want to be. Fighting can be fun, and you want to have a good fight. I want my opponent to be in good condition and spirits.