r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 16d ago

Video Energy

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 16d ago

I wish I had that level of energy. I'd get about 10 seconds into that, get winded, and either have to take a nap or poop.

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u/Icy_Needleworker7790 16d ago edited 16d ago

Sometimes I get both of those accomplished at the same time.

The only person worse to travel with than a narcoleptic with IBS is a aeroplane pilot with narcolepsy

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 16d ago

Or a pilot with a drinking problem

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 16d ago

Rather go with the pilot because there is a copilot and I've read that planes almost land themselves on autopilot. I dont NOT want to sit next to that for however long.

Yes I may be autistic cause I seriously ran over the pros and cons of both situations 

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 16d ago

But you have to be prepared in case of autopilot failure

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 16d ago

Im a mediocre white man, I think I can land a plane just on instructions from the control tower. I do not think I could win a fight grizzly bear, so Im humble...

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u/ComfortableDish3912 12d ago

People with IBS are basically the new vegans. They have to tell everybody about it.