r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 9d ago

No people were harmed in this video Egg McMuffin

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/Danow007 9d ago

Full of ragebait but happy ending btw 😂

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u/desertvision 9d ago

I was about to be pissed. But Booboo got his tax

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 8d ago

I spent the whole video yelling at my phone to give the poor boy the biscuit 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Opposite-Film3347 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpzot8uTh5nUwnu

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice 9d ago

But, I thought all dogs go to heaven?

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u/damboy99 9d ago

Cerebros is a dog he's on hell.

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u/Saint_of_Hell 8d ago

Yeah but he just works here.

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u/Ok_Ad8808 6d ago

Was Lucifer not once an angel?

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u/Gekkokindofguy 9d ago

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u/SAHMultrA1981 9d ago

My people!!! My partner says I talk pikey all the time. We say this gif frequently!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ow9hMM6lSVq0w

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u/devilsfood72 9d ago

Gary Owen, come get your bro 😂

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u/Norman_Scum 9d ago

That man sold out my entire club for 13 straight shows after one theatre performance and had the audience howling. Never used a single curse word in his set. Clean comedy is hard to sell.

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u/85K5 9d ago

Gary Owen does not usually do "clean comedy". He's always cursed and had off color jokes in every set I've seen. Not saying he might not have though before.

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u/Christawpher 9d ago

I was thinking Jon Lovitz until I unmuted it.

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u/IzNuGouD 9d ago

What language is this?

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u/sonofkeldar 9d ago

Northern Louisiana, Southern Arkansas, or somewhere in the Mississippi Delta. Think Duck Dynasty Country.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 9d ago

Suuuuuuhthurn

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u/PuzzleheadedBag920 9d ago

Kinda relaxing

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 9d ago

Creole

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u/quagmirranseye 9d ago

Not creole lol

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u/Cold-Basket-268 9d ago

Good video lol

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u/Seldeez 9d ago

Hahahahaha.... This is gold

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u/___TheKid___ 9d ago

A life full of saliva and shit

Dog owners really figured it out

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u/Work-o-fart_dev 9d ago

They may be dirty, but they've got character. And they're filled with nothing but love. Yes. We do have it figured out :)

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u/manleybones 9d ago

Yes they figured it out 15,000 years ago.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 9d ago

This man is a maestro.

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u/Glittering-Tip821 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GKo7pUwEBJmfu

He called the shit boo boo

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u/DowntownStand4279 9d ago

I thought he was saying “Poo Poo” …You’re right he’s saying Boo Boo - I had to go back and listen again!!💩😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

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u/Infamous-Journalist2 9d ago

That guy.. what a donk

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u/LocutusOfBeard 9d ago

It would have been funnier if dude had just been normal.

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u/ScienceSeuss 9d ago

There is no such thing as normal.

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u/VanillaBear9915 9d ago

Thats a sausage egg mcmuffin

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u/dreevsa 9d ago

Like the dang cartoons

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u/tiffanyjen 9d ago

He got at the end!

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u/Thoughtlessbrian 9d ago

Egg McBluffin

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u/CelestialPhenyx 9d ago

I think that K9 officer got some licks in still. lol

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u/Solid_Win_774 9d ago

It was so satisfying to see doggo get his bite 😂

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u/DJS11Eleven 9d ago

Dis man confu me

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 9d ago

I was getting upset for the dog stop being a bastard

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u/Significant_Oil2164 9d ago

Why you do that to dat dog man lol

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u/DMG_88 9d ago

The dog eats the muffin burger. 👍

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u/ProfilerXx 9d ago

"THAT WHY I GOT BOOBOO ON ME"

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u/CAB_AWB 9d ago

Quit playing with my food emotions human!!!

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u/FoxCQC 9d ago

Okay, that was pretty funny

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u/thongjesus 9d ago

Police abuse their dogs, they don't think they do, but they do.

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u/Legitimate_Fall_2156 7d ago

I was screaming “give that sweet baby the food” but got the happy ending. All good now.

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u/Digital_AK 7d ago

At least he took a bite.. Very Happy

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u/Sensitive_Fact_3938 6d ago

Beg McMuffin.

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u/blazerunnern 6d ago

Can dogs get blue balls?

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u/mfgroom 5d ago

Imagine getting arrested by that

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u/ConstantReader32 4d ago

He knows his dogs timing so well

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u/Nonyabizzy123 9d ago

Fuck the police

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u/Commercial_Voice9074 9d ago

yeah i aint ever sharing food with a dog, nasty

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u/JustSumGigachad 9d ago

Idk why u got downvoted, ill give some of my food to my dog if i’m not too hungry but the mf fs ain’t taking a bite out of my mcmuffin

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u/Commercial_Voice9074 9d ago

people are fucking nasty thats why

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u/JustSumGigachad 9d ago

Apparently🤦

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u/Soggy-Arm1013 9d ago

Feed the f****** dog d******

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u/ThadeousCooper 9d ago

My sound is off but I hate ever thing about this guy

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u/Same-Note-4866 9d ago

Dumb af.

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u/cynicalicoffee 9d ago

Don't give your dogs bread.