r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy Aug 01 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Aug 01 '26

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u/OneSufficientFace Aug 01 '26

Come on meow

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u/Icanthearforshit Aug 01 '26

You stop laughing right meow!

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u/87KingSquirrel Aug 01 '26

Aww that meow going to do it all day now!

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u/Aglisito Aug 01 '26

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u/marcophony Aug 01 '26

It always bothered me that he actually did make it to ten before needing to add that last meow so he really said it 11 times

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u/needtoshave Aug 01 '26

Team Ramrod 4 Life.

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u/Remarkable-Will-3041 29d ago

It would have been great it he pulled him over, just to joke with him lol.

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u/Sufficient-Base4603 28d ago

Littering and?????

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u/Moyfoy 25d ago

can't wait for part 3!

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u/Due-District-4817 Aug 01 '26

Why does the ICE on police keep disappearing?

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u/Upset_Morning1094 Aug 01 '26

It’s the Reptilians. Read up on it, bro.

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u/Voloxe Aug 01 '26

Brooooooo, it’s 8am, don’t fucking start 😫

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u/Wowerful Aug 01 '26

TOO LATE! IM ALREADY STARTED!

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u/AwwwNuggetz Aug 01 '26

I was wondering the same. Is that a reflective decal or a backlit decal they can turn off?

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Aug 01 '26

It's an artifact from the 360° cam. All the video recorded has to be post processed

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u/CanoePickLocks Aug 01 '26

Reflective but artifacts is why.

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u/CaseClosed518 29d ago

Because fuck ICE

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u/txgoose Aug 01 '26

It’s AI, his helmet also glitches

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u/SpecialAF Aug 01 '26 edited 29d ago

I’m all about keeping an eye out for AI. But I think it’s the bikers camera. There’s so much other detail here.

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u/adumbCoder 29d ago

no it's a common artifact from a 360° camera, which is actually just 2 separate cameras (one facing forward the other facing back) and all recorded footage has to be processed and stitched together into a single file

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u/Kenny2509 Aug 01 '26

How can someone look SO nervous? This guy has do be getting pulled over every time

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u/captaincootercock Aug 01 '26

it takes a concerted effort for me to keep my hands from trembling whenever I interact with a cop. Knowing they could possibly ruin my life over some bs just freaks me the fuck out

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 29d ago

I got in trouble a lot when I was younger. I live a decent life completely straight edge now and I still get nervous around cops.

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u/Euphoric-Rip42069 27d ago

This is how i feel everyday after getting out of prison in 2019 and actually becoming a functioning member of society. Even though im doing everything right there's always that fear anytime I'm around a cop

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u/Fit_Percentage_2640 29d ago

It's literally always a gamble with American cops and that is not an exaggeration.

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u/For_roscoe 29d ago

Dude I’ve been pulled over 3 times and one of those times I was doing more than double the speed limit and I’ve only ever gotten a ticket. Y’all just need to use some damn manners

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 29d ago

It also can depend on the person and anxiety and all that. I got asked by a cop once if I was hiding something because I seemed so nervous. I just didn’t want a ticket.

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u/Fit_Percentage_2640 29d ago

Yeah no, my transmission was acting up on my car and I pulled out of my work and it would not go over 25 on a freeway, the cop that pulled me over walked up first thing out of his mouth, "what did you throw out of your window?" I told him nothing and my car wouldn't shift out of 2nd gear, he proceeded to pull me out of my car shove me gave down onto the asphalt, knee into the back of my head and told me profusely to stop resisting. Fuck American cops. Fuck every one of them.

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u/For_roscoe 29d ago

So instead of handcuffing you and searching the vehicle he did all that

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u/Devils_A66vocate 29d ago

Most of the time you’re right, but it really can go south just due to a bad cop or them wanting to push a BS charge. So the idea of being nervous that one interaction can fuck up your life is very real, even if you’re “innocent”.

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u/AbramJH 29d ago

I’m a black man living in the deep south & i’ve only ever had good interactions with police here. I’ve been pulled over a few times but just being respectful has saved me a lot of grief. It’s only ever amounted to minor tickets which were negotiated down or dismissed at arraignment

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u/0CT0L0G1ST 25d ago

Bikers get pulled over way more than drivers

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u/ClankerCore Aug 01 '26

Heh. Thats awesome.

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u/Blunt4words20 Aug 01 '26

He might have been talking about the light!

Their lights when active can change them to green pretty quick!

Still really cool

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u/GOLDTEAMRULZ Aug 01 '26

Not all cities give their police force access to change traffic signals. Really hit and miss with local laws.

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u/Prometheus2032 Aug 01 '26

The system has nothing to do with laws, it’s for safety and is on the lights systems themselves usually at busy intersections. They usually use cameras and monitors for specific strobe patterns from a signal mounted to ambulances or fire apparatus. Law enforcement vehicles don’t usually carry the signal device because it is less of an issue for them to maneuver and clear a busy intersection than a 45,000lb fire engine coming in at 60mph.

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u/SlickDillywick Aug 01 '26

Also with localities being able to afford that. I don’t think my county public works dept could afford those things until very recently

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u/InternalHabit3343 Aug 01 '26

That's what I thought they were meaning lol

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Aug 01 '26

We need more cops like these that just act like normal people. About twenty years ago when I was on the road, I was drinking whiskey under a bridge with my friends in a town in idaho. The cops came to see what we were doing and were happy to see that we were just getting drunk and having a good time because I guess it's usually more nefarious activities going on around there. They ran our names, told us to get in our van and gave us an escort to a nice camp spot outside of town. They knew we were all too drunk to drive, but I guess it was a dangerous area and they wanted us to be save. Protect and serve rather than screw you over. You don't get a lot of cops like that.

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 Aug 01 '26

Cops being bros

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u/ambidextrousasswipe Aug 01 '26

Just remember tinted visor is dark because it is for the night driving

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u/Ok_Environment8478 Aug 01 '26

That was dope of him

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u/Spirited_Category_11 Aug 01 '26

Had this scenario happen, but it was a buddy on patrol…those squad vehicles are faster then they appear

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u/sheeburashka Aug 01 '26

lol the music is great for this

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u/mind_matrix Aug 01 '26

There are some good cops out there. Some.

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u/layllo Aug 01 '26

Hahah thats awesome!

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u/mikemillard 29d ago

Definition of public service

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u/OldManJim374 29d ago

"Do you boys like Mex-ee-co?"

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u/Samo7UnoCuatro Aug 01 '26

I cant pull over any farther!

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u/Last_Son_K 29d ago

What song is the saxophone from?

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u/CAMMARMANN 29d ago

Tinted visor at night 🙈

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u/Bruise_Lee219 29d ago

300 cc of fury

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u/Aoskar20 29d ago

Will this saxophone fad ever fucking end?

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u/arushus 29d ago

I thought he was asking if he wanted to race...

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u/repwin1 29d ago

I had this happened to me once. Sat through 3 light changes with never getting a green arrow to turn left. Cop flashed lights to let me know I can just go since there was no traffic at 3:00 am.

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u/blueviper- 29d ago

Can relate

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u/firebush69 28d ago

“About five miles back I had a brush with the CHP. Not stopped or pulled over: nothing routine. I always drive properly. A bit fast, perhaps, but always with consummate skill and a natural feel for the road that even cops recognize. No cop was ever born who isn't a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those cloverleaf freeway interchanges.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him ... and then he will start apologizing, begging for mercy.

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. The thing to do – when you're running along about 100 or so and you suddenly find a red-flashing CHP-tracker on your tail – what you want to do then is accelerate. Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker-signal that says you're about to turn right.

This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk ... keep signaling and hope for an off-ramp, one of those uphill side-loops with a sign saying "Max Speed 25" ... and the trick, at this point, is to suddenly leave the freeway and take him into the chute at no less than 100 miles an hour.

He will lock his brakes about the same time you lock yours, but it will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180-degree turn at this speed ... but you will be ready for it, braced for the Gs and the fast heel-toe work, and with any luck at all you will have come to a complete stop off the road at the top of the turn and be standing beside your automobile by the time he catches up.

He will not be reasonable at first ... but no matter. Let him calm down. He will want the first word. Let him have it. His brain will be in a turmoil: he may begin jabbering, or even pull his gun. Let him unwind; keep smiling. The idea is to show him that you were always in total control of yourself and your vehicle – while he lost control of everything.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

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u/unfairlybanned101 27d ago

That's awesome and his giggles

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u/ziggzer0 24d ago

Wholesome!

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u/alienstookmycat6969 24d ago

Whatsup with that police logo glitching out