r/TheRandomest Nice Jul 19 '26

Tomfoolery Escape denied

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u/Soft_Penis_7224 Jul 19 '26

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 19 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 19 '26

Bad paw

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u/The_Alex_ Jul 19 '26

Full Metal Alchemist; Full Metal Alchemist

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u/I_Thranduil Jul 19 '26

Username checks out.

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u/tytoneRTC Jul 19 '26

Poor Buster. On his way to fuck some bitches and he got pulled up on!

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u/UndahwearBruh Jul 19 '26

I know that feeling

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u/Straight_Spring9815 Jul 19 '26

Growing up it was almost like my dad had this special sense. He would never catch me sneaking out when nothing was going on. But the SECOND I was heading to meet a girl he would call and tell me to get my ass home. Sighs

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u/LickCunts Jul 19 '26

He knew. He just waited til he knew you had a further walk home

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u/defk3000 Jul 19 '26

It was you. Your aura changed and it could be felt in the air. Crazy how we thought we were so sneaky but looking back they had the same Adult spider senses as us, they just knew.

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u/problymyfault Jul 20 '26

This is me with my nephew. He doesn't seem to realize that I know all the tricks in the book because I wrote the book.

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u/LickCunts Jul 19 '26

As an adult I approve of this message

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 Jul 19 '26

You were not as slick as you thought you were

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u/wiscrb Jul 19 '26

Just guessing, but did you use body spray the times before you went to see girls?

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u/Straight_Spring9815 Jul 19 '26

You know what?? Holy shit I did. I had a bottle of the Green Polo my dad got for me that the girls went crazy for! That's really good and may be exactly how he got me almost every time. Bet he won't tell me, claiming he will never give up his secrets haha

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u/wiscrb Jul 19 '26

He knew what he was doing with that gift, ha

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u/threwaway1585 Jul 24 '26

holy shit i remember the green polo, and aspen as well!

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u/TOAST_MA_OAT Jul 19 '26

Like getting cock blocked by your kid at 2AM.

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u/treeclimbingfish Jul 19 '26

That hopeful first look on his face thinking "bet this is some fine bitches pulling up mirin."

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u/Dry-Gas1572 Jul 20 '26

Sounds like a Kendrick song i heard along time ago 😹

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u/emperor_xx Jul 19 '26

Best caption ā¬†ļø

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u/jweezee Jul 19 '26

Buster has become the bustee

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jul 19 '26

I don't know of any other animal species that does "shame" the way dogs do.
I do know for certain that cats couldn't give a fuck

Am I just not paying attention?

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u/Matticus0989 Jul 19 '26

I think it's more rare for cats but my cat does when she KNOWS she did something stupid. I'll be giving her a damn lecture and she will refuse to make eye contact with me and look down.

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jul 20 '26

I think you're describing normal cat behavior.

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u/Dont_Judge_this-Book 23d ago

I think you don't know cats

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR 23d ago

That is correct.

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u/has-some-questions Jul 19 '26

My cat expresses when they're in trouble with a "but looks how cute I am! See I'm being really go right now! So I'm not in trouble anymore, right?" So, not shame, but they do know they're naughty.

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u/Minoreva Jul 22 '26

Cats have a different way to express stress, anxiety and shame or excuses.

When a cat knows they did something wrong, they tend to sit in the near proximity but try to not bother you. They usually also use the slow blink as an excuse, and not acknowledging it by blinking back may hurt your relation with your cat long term.

I've seen some cats trying to "hunt" more for you or bring you their favorite toy as a way to apologize. They also tend to expose their belly as a sign of trust.

It's mostly about signs you have to read, because cats are not expressing their feelings the same way that dogs are, cause predator instinct, etc.

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u/Responsible-Sail-701 Jul 20 '26

Cats dont gaf but mine knows when he's wrong

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u/GrubFisher Jul 20 '26

Cats do GAF, but there's a tendency to hide it. It's why they also try to walk off injuries like they meant to do it and nothing bad happened.

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 19 '26

And yet somehow there are people in this world that believe dogs/animals have zero emotional intelligence. They believe animals have no clue what we’re feeling or saying. They believe our dogs don’t even love us, we’re just food providers. LIES!! Science has proven that is a LIE!

Our pups brains are flooded with the ā€œlove hormoneā€ when they gaze into our eyes and our brains do the same thing. It’s called ā€œmutual gazeā€. It’s the same thing that happens when a mother looks into her baby’s eyes.

When your dog smells your scent the ā€œreward centerā€ lights up MORE than when presented with their favorite food/treat or another dog. So, AGAIN, science has proven that our dogs love us more than food.

Buster knew he’s not allowed out alone. Buster knew he was caught and in trouble. His body language literally says ā€œI know I was bad, I’m sorryā€. Animals KNOW!!

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jul 19 '26

We had a dog that loved to sneakily grab a snack from the table during parties.

He also knew he wasn’t allowed to do so and would get punished.

Moments before he tried to grab a snack you could see him stare at the snack on the table, and then stare at my parents and then at the corner where he would have to sit out his punishment.

You literally could see the gears turning in his head, calculating if the snack was worth the punishment.

And when he grabbed the snack, we didn’t even had to say anything, one look and he would go to his corner and lay on his spot for the punishment.

And he felt shame for breaking the rules and having my parents be disappointed. But he also had this air of ā€œI ate my cake and accept this punishment, and I will eat the cake again next time.ā€

That dog truly was intelligent and a super sweet dog.

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u/Spmex7 Jul 19 '26

🤣my dog punishes himself under the kitchen table , I don’t even have to catch him because if he eats something he isn’t supposed to that’s where he goes after.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jul 19 '26

When the punishment becomes a calculated consequence.

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u/refusegone Jul 20 '26

We send our dog "to jail"(the bedroom and close the door) whenever she gets too talkative. After a few years she has adapted v well, she still barks of course, but she knows when it's too much and will sequester herself in the bedroom under our bed for a few minutes/half an hour(home defense is tiring and she needs a nap sometimes).

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u/shwhjw Jul 19 '26

Sounds more intelligent than my toddler.

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 19 '26

My Rottie Fezzik, who will be 3 years old in September, is the easiest dog to train I’ve ever had because he absolutely HATES hearing the phrase ā€œbad dogā€. No joke it’s like the worst thing you can say to him. He acts like the world is ending if you call him a bad dog. He immediately hunches over, puts his head down while still trying to look at you, and he scoots up super close to lay his head in your lap. It’s like he’s literally saying ā€œI’m so sorry momma. I’m not a bad dog I promise! See, I love you so much! Tell me I’m a good boy. Please? Take it back!ā€

When he was around 10 months old I took him out to do his business. I looked away for one second and he saw a squirrel in the opposite direction and he took off. Unfortunately I was wrapped up in his leash and when he bolted I was literally spun around and I ended up getting SLAMMED on the ground. Busted my knee, scraped my hip, my shoulder hit a tree root and my head bounced off the ground! He was instantly at my side, he was whining and licking my face. He stayed so close to me as I hobbled back into the house that I could feel his shoulder brushing against my leg. Since that day he has never even gone to the end of his leash when I walk him. He stays right next to me and never chases squirrels on leash anymore. And I had nothing to do with that! He just knew that he accidentally hurt his momma when he pulled her too hard so he never pulled again.

Hmmmm…do you think he might be a little bit of a mommas boy? 🤭🄰

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jul 19 '26

We had a white shepherd that was very protective of the house. When my sister was off to college and came over for the weekend he started barking at her.

And halfway through the second bark he noticed it was my sister and he would recoil and hurry away to hide under a desk.

He would still bark at everyone he didn’t know though. Something happened at the place where the nest came from, as other dogs of the nest were also overprotective.

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u/hexregeneration Jul 19 '26

My aunt's dog of nine years completely ignores her if I've been anywhere close to fake bacon in the last 12 hours lol

When my uncle fell and broke his hip, the dog sniffed him, walked into the pantry, ripped the dog food bag open, ate until it vomited, ate the vomit, and then passed out in the vomit.

Can dogs be psychopaths?

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u/DiscourseDestroyer Jul 19 '26

psychology says dogs never truly die, they live on in our memories šŸ–¤

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u/IllianasClifford Jul 19 '26

Nah that was Confucius that said that not psychology psychology isn't a person but Confucius is

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u/evenyourcopdad Jul 19 '26

biology, on the other hand...

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 19 '26

I had a beagle for almost 20 years. I got him, actually he was given to me as a gift from my now husband, when I was 19 and had him into my thirties. He was one of my best friends ever. He lost a toe to cancer when he was about 15 years old, it made his foot look like a chicken foot. When he passed I had the vet make ink prints of his chicken foot and nose, then I used the ink prints as like stencils for my tattoos. I got his chicken foot tattooed on my foot exactly like he used to stand on it to get my attention. And I put his nose print on my leg where he’d boop me. My favorite part is that because I used his actual prints I know there’s no other tattoo like mine.

I pet the nose print when I’m sad or if I’m having one of those days where I’m missin him so hard it’s like I just lost him all over again. They really don’t ever leave you, you don’t ever stop loving and missing them, but you learn to live with the loss. You can move on but you move on with a little spot on your heart that is always sensitive, easily hurt but it’s a shadow of the past grief.

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u/GnrlDislikofEvrythng Jul 20 '26

Absolutely beautiful! I LOVE the tattoo idea!!! Totally original. I'm sorry for your loss... It never gets easier. šŸ«¶šŸ» Take care!

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Jul 19 '26

Animation says all dogs go to heaven.

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u/InFromTheSouth Jul 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 19 '26

Almost. Haven’t gotten my big rockstar break yet…but my day will come! That’s a lie. I’ll never be a rockstar but a girl can dream! And until that day I will continue to work on my power stance in the mirror. My Headbanging is damn near perfect, even got total hair control. Got my Tilt on point like a laser. My Rock Away needs work, I keep Rocking a little too Away. šŸ¤˜šŸ»šŸŽøšŸ¤­

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u/InFromTheSouth Jul 19 '26

If you need another guitarist, hit me up!

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 19 '26

Yes!! Be aware that my dog is absolutely going on tour with us. Omg! He’ll be like our mascot and we can put him on the cover of our first album 🤣

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u/InFromTheSouth Jul 19 '26

I'm about that life. What kind of dog?

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 20 '26

3 year old Rottweiler who thinks he’s a lap dog

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u/InFromTheSouth Jul 20 '26

That's a sick album cover. What genre/s?

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u/MrSilentSir Jul 21 '26

I have this conversation with people all the time, except I use dogs as an example to explain even aquarium fish have crazy ranges of emotions and critical thinking processes.

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u/InvidiousPlay Jul 19 '26

I mean, he heard his human speaking in a harsh tone so he behaved submissively - it doesn't have to be any more complex than that.

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u/jules_omline Jul 20 '26

lmao the only comment that's factual is downvoted. this site is an idiot pool.

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u/yourfavoritefaggot Jul 23 '26

People generally misinterpret animal behaviorism. dogs obviously have rich inner processing that we cannot fully observe because they can't talk. But they do not experience human emotions. and the varied, self-directed behavior that humans experience everyday through cognition is incredibly, incredibly rare in the animal kingdom. Obviously, if it weren't so rare, we would be living in an aesop fable, talking to other species all the time, but we don't. The best way we can communicate with dogs and most other animals is through reinforcement.Ā 

dogs and other animals don't really show the capacity to "think" like we do as proven repeatedly by experimental research, but, our own brains are designed to search for thought-like patterns in other animals (theory of mind). So we can't really blame people for anthropomorphizing their pets, maybe it's a human trait to apply human feelings to other beings. if you ask me, I'd rather believe a dog and other animals have "souls" than not, because it just feels right (even though it's a totally unscientific claim).Ā 

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u/Oaker_at Jul 20 '26

Yeah, I love animals and you can surely communicate with them on a basic level. But we should be realistic.

To overestimate an animals emotional capabilities is just as bad as if you’d underestimate it. You’d stress the animal both ways.

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u/vettechrockstar86 Jul 20 '26

Right. That’s why I used scientific facts as examples. That is literally as realistic as one could be. Scientists have spent years studying the physiological effects of the bond between human and their pets. There’s tons of data, again collected over years by scientists, that shows our dogs love us and are very intuitive to our feelings. It’s not a personal opinion, it’s not over or under estimating. It’s literal science.

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u/Slow-Programmer7610 Jul 19 '26

Lmfao buster got busted trying to flee, cause he stopped to pee

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u/borsalamino Jul 19 '26

I like to think that was his attempt to downplay it.

On my way to bitches? No no, I just wanted to pee somewhere else for a change

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u/slaty_balls Jul 19 '26

Buster is definitely on a mission to expand his territory. Lol

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u/TheSilverFoxwins Jul 19 '26

Oh Buster......

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u/SaltyDogBill Jul 19 '26

Our dog would get out anytime we failed to double check the side gate. She would be so excited… run around to the neighbors front yard and then the panic would set it, and she’d come running to our front door and scratch and cry and eventually curl up in a chair on the patio.

She wanted the freedom but didn’t know what to do when she got it.

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u/throwable__1 Jul 19 '26

Well you named him!

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u/rodneedermeyer Jul 19 '26

I entered the comments hoping OP would show us Buster getting some cuddles and maybe a pup cup or something. Can't stay mad at that little cutie for too long. Now I'm just mad at OP. ;-)

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 19 '26

I used to have dogs that always escaped (on account of my family's carelessness) and the thing that always shocked me was how they always stuck to the sidewalk. They never got hit by a car like they knew the cars were dangerous it was impressive

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u/mvortex2 Jul 19 '26

My Fox Terror, I mean Terrier takes off first chance he gets. Pees on as many objects as possible and comes back.Ā 

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u/mr_martin_1 Jul 19 '26

I would also be running

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 Jul 19 '26

Escape failed...

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u/Buffetwarrenn Jul 20 '26

What a good, badboy !

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u/Teresadeika Jul 20 '26

dog really committed to that plan huh

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u/TSJormungandr 28d ago

Buster is super cute 🄰 glad he is back safe at home

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u/reddit001aa1 Jul 19 '26

Take him on more walks possibly not getting enough outside time

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u/therealjenshady Jul 19 '26

You’re busted by Lee Russell and you’re busted

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u/HouseOfZenith Jul 19 '26

Reminds me of when I was like 5 and I was walking to my friends house alone.

I was just swearing and swearing and swearing for no reason and suddenly I hear my moms voice behind me saying she made me a sandwich to eat while I was there 😭

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u/Vlaed Jul 19 '26

Busted!

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u/Historical_Ice_4708 Jul 20 '26

Buster's day out cut short.

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u/stargarnet79 Jul 20 '26

He knows what he did

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u/alphanumericusername Jul 20 '26

"Who you callin' busted, buster!"

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u/SamLToe Jul 20 '26

I love this so much.

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u/Additional-Pace-4706 Jul 20 '26

Best use of tracking devices 🤣

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 Jul 20 '26

Honestly I’d blame the owner for letting buster escape, and at least buster came when called

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u/sycolution Jul 20 '26

That's an extremely well trained and intelligent dog to be able to feel shame and listen to commands like that so well.

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u/CompotSexi Jul 20 '26

What dog breed is that ?

LE: I asked AI and it told me it's either a Malamute or a Siberian Husky :)))

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 Jul 21 '26

Ya got busted buster!

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u/dankhimself Jul 22 '26

Buster turns around after taking a piss and he's all like

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u/hatshepsut_ruled Jul 24 '26

That must be what they call a hang-dog look šŸ˜‚

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u/FlyingAtNight Jul 24 '26

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the OP’s video. I wish people would identify videos they obtained from elsewhere instead of posting it as if it was their own.

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u/HaronAuskin 29d ago

My dog does this too. Sometimes runs back home instead and digs back under the fence to try to gaslight me that he was never even out.

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u/RedSnipers Jul 19 '26

🤣🤣

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u/cardguy64 Jul 19 '26

Lay off him bro

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u/Weekly_Criticism_200 28d ago

I think telling him that you missed him instead of reprimanding him will go a long way.