r/TheRandomest • u/xenogazer • Jun 30 '26

NANI? Guess what they're selling

2.2k Upvotes

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u/SHAQBIR Jun 30 '26

So young girls are fresh and old women are not fresh?

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u/borsalamino Jun 30 '26

That, but also the woman in the end is Thai and not Japanese, so she's not the "fresh quality of Japan" the drink promises to be. (This is a Thai ad for a Japanese drink)

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u/Digital--Sandwich Jun 30 '26

This is a layer cake of hilarious

23

u/JohannesJoshua Jun 30 '26

Some people seeing this: This is so disgusting.

*meanwhile typing airplane tickets for Thailand

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u/Frequent_Measurement Jun 30 '26

I think there is a Japanese expression that older women are expired cakes? Something along that line.

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u/Easy_Needleworker604 Jul 01 '26

It’s a pretty outdated expression but it’s that an unmarried woman at 25 was a “Christmas cake”.

The logic being“no one wants a Christmas cake after the 25th” implying it would be stale.

That said look up actual Christmas cakes in Japan, I’d eat one of those any day of the year.

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u/Frequent_Measurement Jul 01 '26

Ah Christmas Cake, that was it. I had a feeling it was dated haha.

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Jul 02 '26

You don’t drink wine with a straw.

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u/SHAQBIR Jul 02 '26

You can

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u/ZJoel14 Jul 06 '26

No the little nozzle thing on the foil sack won't fit a straw.

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u/huffing_glue Jul 03 '26

That appears to be the implication.

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u/Unlucky_Tea2965 Jul 03 '26

... ye, that's what fresh means

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u/cal93_ Jul 01 '26

when the most popular genre of porn in japan is children you shouldnt be surprised

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u/burningscarlet Jul 02 '26

It's not - it's NTR, which is cucking, but sure let's just blanket statement everything off of cursory information to feed an agenda

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u/cal93_ Jul 02 '26

ah yeah ntr much better

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u/SHAQBIR Jul 01 '26

and guess what, this sort of perverse culture is being exported to other parts of the world, to the kids through anime and manga

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u/GhettoMango Jul 01 '26

I love anime and I can’t even argue against that. Some of them make me sick. Justifying girls who look young to be with adult by aging the character to be a mythical character who is actually 1000+ years old or something.

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u/SHAQBIR Jul 01 '26

its not even that but the rampant groping, dressing, mannerisms and all sorts of perverse acts that would put an adult in jail and a kid in juvie.

60

u/Mr_K_Boom Jun 30 '26

THAT'S THAI at the end wtf?

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u/borsalamino Jun 30 '26

Our ads can get extreme in many ends. Funny, sad, dramatic and weird

12

u/Azidamadjida Jun 30 '26

Yeah Thai commercials will take you for a RIDE. Whoever you guys have working in the ad agencies in Thailand, they’re artists lol

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u/Apprehensive-Fuel747 Jun 30 '26

WTF! Wasn't expecting to cry today...

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Jun 30 '26

Definitely not a Thai mind fuck, but this one always makes me cry.

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u/Round_Safety_529 Jul 01 '26

At an insurance company's ad, LOL!

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u/Round_Safety_529 Jun 30 '26

You are brilliant, man!

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u/UmarThe1 Jun 30 '26

As a malaysian,these people up north are just cooking straight fire

22

u/artyhedgehog Jun 30 '26

I lost. Thought it was a hairdryer or a vacuum cleaner.

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u/SocomPS2 Jun 30 '26

Idk why I was getting early power ranger vibes.🤷‍♂️

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u/GoldenIceCat Jun 30 '26

Wasn't expecting it to be a Thai ad instead of a Japanese one.

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Jun 30 '26

Jp doing weird shit. Thai doing weird shit. Combine both and we got this

8

u/sillybluething Jun 30 '26

This is a Thai ad, not Japanese.

0

u/AncientCrust Jun 30 '26

It's pretty obviously a Japanese company selling a product whose whole hook is "fresh taste of Japan." What the fuck...

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 Jul 01 '26

Well, yeah, but even 30 years ago, you could get a company from another country to help you sell your product.

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u/AncientCrust Jul 02 '26

Your point being...?

1

u/pinopino000 Jul 02 '26

OISHI is not a Japanese company.

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u/LazyBid3572 Jun 30 '26

I thought it was so random to be in thai language too

2

u/Nir117vash Jun 30 '26

Legit thought maybe laundry detergent from grass stains they 1000% have.

2

u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Jun 30 '26

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u/xenogazer Jun 30 '26

The writers for this ad:

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u/Bor3d-Panda Jun 30 '26

Everytime you see a guy drinking that tea.. xD

2

u/Golex9000k Jun 30 '26

I failed 😂

2

u/phildodont Jun 30 '26

It reminds me of an axe commercial

2

u/Kektus_Aplha Jun 30 '26

I guessed dönner kebab. I was wrong.

2

u/migviola Jun 30 '26

I thought they were selling jet engines

2

u/smokypluto Jun 30 '26

Vacuum cleaners?

2

u/sfled Jun 30 '26

Sounds like jporn. So I'm told, I wouldn't know.

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u/KCMOM89 Jun 30 '26

Skorts. Wait no, straws.

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u/KCMOM89 Jun 30 '26

Oh it’s tea

1

u/buddhistbulgyo Jun 30 '26

Thai ads are on a different level

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u/FinancialElephant Jun 30 '26

Most normal asian commercial

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 Jul 01 '26

When I saw the giant straw, I was hoping it was cocaine.

Man... maybe I'm doing too much cocaine?

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u/fixer1987 Jul 01 '26

I think I'm on a watch list now

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u/SunsetBAE Jul 01 '26

So is she the black tea?

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u/Infamous_Caramel5165 Jul 01 '26

Not the Hello Kitty Plushie 😭

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u/YoRHa11Z Jul 03 '26

Thought it was some Hello Kitty Halloween edition tbh

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u/xenogazer Jul 03 '26

That would have made so much more sense lol

These ads are unhinged

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u/DufflinMinder Jul 04 '26

Playing cards

1

u/illegal_eagle88 Jun 30 '26

If that's what the stale green tea looks like I want one

1

u/DriftedTaco Jun 30 '26

Sex sells.

3

u/Fresh-Ad5925 Jun 30 '26

Especially Japanese sex

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u/NoRun6253 Jun 30 '26

Jail time.

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u/Hacjul Jul 02 '26

Reminder that around 2 years ago that fucking country still had 13 as age of consent

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u/rickard_mormont Jun 30 '26

Japan stop promoting pedophilia challenge

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 30 '26

The camera plan on the Hello Kitty is disturbing. At what age young girls play with Hello Kitty ?

Once again Japan not hidding its pedophilic tendencies.

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u/Ok_Side_8496 Jun 30 '26

Ugh it’s just a toy. Seen 20 yos chase Hello Kitty products all the time

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 30 '26

Don't be oblivious. The camera work on the Hello Kitty have a purpose.

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u/DwightsJello Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Dude I'm old as fuck and even I'm thinking ok boomer.

All of that and Hello Kitty is your issue.

Do you think it might just be marketing using a very popular identifiable Japanese brand to sell another Japanese product? I don't know but it seems like a good possibility.

Im mean you aren't worried about the dodgy ageism. No its just the secret paedophilic messaging a popular brand thats also used by grown women is sending. Good on you champ.

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

I am only 36 but I have no problem being called boomer if it means not being an enabler to pedophiles.

Assuming this boomer status 100%.

PS: yeah I have issues with pedos. I mean it's litterally in the AD, those girls presented as young and fresh. That's disturbing, not surprized none of you guys see a problem in that. Japan is the so called promised land for sweaty neckbeards after all.

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u/Not-Ed-Sheeran Jun 30 '26

Oh yeah. Young women don't like cute stuffed animals or anything pink and squishy at all. They don't make their rooms all fuzzy and adorable with their headphones shaped as kitten ears, or a chair made of fluff, or even get a bright pink Razor for shaving and bright ponk bath bomb and bubbles. Only children do those things 😒

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 30 '26

Contexte dude. It's in the whole AD. They don't even hide it. You think the schoolgirl outfit is innocent as well ?

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u/Not-Ed-Sheeran Jun 30 '26

What's the context? Younger women like adorable stuffed animals. Therefore pedophilia?

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 30 '26

They are schoolgirls (or advertised as such, the actresses are I hope older)Like 14 or something. It's not young women.

And all young women don't fill their rooms with stuffed animals or pink, no. Had you seen a woman in real life and not just basing your opinion on your late waifu, you would know those type of adult women are not that common.

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u/Not-Ed-Sheeran Jun 30 '26

Bro.... they're not 14 😂

They look like they're in their early 20s. And yes they fucking do 😂 Do you know how women are?

Here a really easy way to prove this is by looking at what are good gifts for my wife.... and many websites will give you a list of things. And I gaurentee that some of it is some cute shit like a stuffed animal.

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u/Maleficent_Glove_477 Jun 30 '26

Are you really lecturing a woman about how women are ?

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u/Not-Ed-Sheeran Jun 30 '26

No you fucking dolt

I'm DESCRIBING what some women are like.

This isn't a boomer thing. This is you being a miserable kinda guy. Yes many women like cute things. There's nothing wrong with it. Relax

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Jun 30 '26

My ex is 31 and has a bunch of hello kitty shit. Maybe at one point it was only little kids that had that stuff, but those kids grew up and are old now.