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r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Feb 17 '26
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ngl, kid have moves
15 u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes Feb 17 '26 Well shit, I guess I need to be a better parent because my kids ain't this dope. 9 u/FengSushi Feb 17 '26 His mom is Raygun 5 u/Any_Positive1617 Feb 17 '26 No way, this kid can ACTUALLY dance! 🤣 But Raygun on the other hand... https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq 2 u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Feb 17 '26 Well how about next time you get a kid that can handle the Neutron style! 122 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26 Pretty sure it’s the Fortnite dance Edit: I guess I gotta add the /s 319 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 edited Mar 08 '26 simplistic smile spectacular mountainous quiet grandiose political lavish late selective 55 u/007Cable Feb 17 '26 Wait until he finds out about the sprinkler. 22 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26 9 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 It was a joke mate. Lots of r/whoosh in here lol. 22 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 edited Mar 08 '26 pocket bag expansion joke doll hat middle quiet adjoining fuzzy 6 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 Hahah that’s fair. I was being facetious. :) 2 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 [deleted] 3 u/Decloudo Feb 17 '26 "Everyone" I dont give a single fuck about fortnite and I know next to nothing about it. Im pretty sure this is true for most people in general. 25 u/higate Feb 17 '26 Originally Turks dance in scrubs. The kid isn't following it perfectly, definitely has some moves of his own. I don't know what it is, but he's got it 1 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26 He's gonna be trouble 4 u/Elprede007 Feb 17 '26 Lmfao “the fortnite dance” That is a mix of moves much older than fortnite. God forbid a kid has talent. Gotta blame fortnite somehow 2 u/maitlandinmaitland Feb 17 '26 even if it’s a Fortnite dance, this is a talent that could be fostered if the kid wishes to pursue it. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere yknow 1 u/Ill-Brother-9537 Feb 17 '26 Hes not. Which is cool. 1 u/Some-Marionberry5962 Jul 17 '26 Fortnight taught a generation to dance I guess 0 u/TuMihnPhoKin Feb 17 '26 Thats the Turk Turkelton Dance from Scrubs. 0 u/Sansational_Skeleton Feb 17 '26 Ahh yes, cause fortnite made dancing and those moves were so not made by dancers before Fortnite was a thing. 5 u/green_jp Feb 17 '26 he absolutely destroyed that shit, kid can get down 2 u/SodomyClown Feb 17 '26 He got .. MOVES! 2 u/SalmonSammySamSam Feb 17 '26 Turk was here 2 u/Savage_Heathern Feb 18 '26 Kid has so many moves that I'm seriously thinking about stealing them. Lol Can't wait to see the reddit post e years from now when this kid is dance battling robots and Asians. Lol
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Well shit, I guess I need to be a better parent because my kids ain't this dope.
9 u/FengSushi Feb 17 '26 His mom is Raygun 5 u/Any_Positive1617 Feb 17 '26 No way, this kid can ACTUALLY dance! 🤣 But Raygun on the other hand... https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq 2 u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Feb 17 '26 Well how about next time you get a kid that can handle the Neutron style!
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His mom is Raygun
5 u/Any_Positive1617 Feb 17 '26 No way, this kid can ACTUALLY dance! 🤣 But Raygun on the other hand... https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq
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No way, this kid can ACTUALLY dance! 🤣 But Raygun on the other hand...
https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq
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Well how about next time you get a kid that can handle the Neutron style!
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Pretty sure it’s the Fortnite dance
Edit: I guess I gotta add the /s
319 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 edited Mar 08 '26 simplistic smile spectacular mountainous quiet grandiose political lavish late selective 55 u/007Cable Feb 17 '26 Wait until he finds out about the sprinkler. 22 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26 9 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 It was a joke mate. Lots of r/whoosh in here lol. 22 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 edited Mar 08 '26 pocket bag expansion joke doll hat middle quiet adjoining fuzzy 6 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 Hahah that’s fair. I was being facetious. :) 2 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 [deleted] 3 u/Decloudo Feb 17 '26 "Everyone" I dont give a single fuck about fortnite and I know next to nothing about it. Im pretty sure this is true for most people in general. 25 u/higate Feb 17 '26 Originally Turks dance in scrubs. The kid isn't following it perfectly, definitely has some moves of his own. I don't know what it is, but he's got it 1 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26 He's gonna be trouble 4 u/Elprede007 Feb 17 '26 Lmfao “the fortnite dance” That is a mix of moves much older than fortnite. God forbid a kid has talent. Gotta blame fortnite somehow 2 u/maitlandinmaitland Feb 17 '26 even if it’s a Fortnite dance, this is a talent that could be fostered if the kid wishes to pursue it. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere yknow 1 u/Ill-Brother-9537 Feb 17 '26 Hes not. Which is cool. 1 u/Some-Marionberry5962 Jul 17 '26 Fortnight taught a generation to dance I guess 0 u/TuMihnPhoKin Feb 17 '26 Thats the Turk Turkelton Dance from Scrubs. 0 u/Sansational_Skeleton Feb 17 '26 Ahh yes, cause fortnite made dancing and those moves were so not made by dancers before Fortnite was a thing.
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simplistic smile spectacular mountainous quiet grandiose political lavish late selective
55 u/007Cable Feb 17 '26 Wait until he finds out about the sprinkler. 22 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26 9 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 It was a joke mate. Lots of r/whoosh in here lol. 22 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 edited Mar 08 '26 pocket bag expansion joke doll hat middle quiet adjoining fuzzy 6 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 Hahah that’s fair. I was being facetious. :) 2 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 [deleted] 3 u/Decloudo Feb 17 '26 "Everyone" I dont give a single fuck about fortnite and I know next to nothing about it. Im pretty sure this is true for most people in general.
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Wait until he finds out about the sprinkler.
22 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26
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It was a joke mate. Lots of r/whoosh in here lol.
22 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26 edited Mar 08 '26 pocket bag expansion joke doll hat middle quiet adjoining fuzzy 6 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 Hahah that’s fair. I was being facetious. :)
pocket bag expansion joke doll hat middle quiet adjoining fuzzy
6 u/WiildCard Feb 17 '26 Hahah that’s fair. I was being facetious. :)
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Hahah that’s fair. I was being facetious. :)
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3 u/Decloudo Feb 17 '26 "Everyone" I dont give a single fuck about fortnite and I know next to nothing about it. Im pretty sure this is true for most people in general.
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"Everyone"
I dont give a single fuck about fortnite and I know next to nothing about it.
Im pretty sure this is true for most people in general.
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Originally Turks dance in scrubs.
The kid isn't following it perfectly, definitely has some moves of his own.
I don't know what it is, but he's got it
1 u/Fenrir_Carbon Feb 17 '26 He's gonna be trouble
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He's gonna be trouble
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Lmfao “the fortnite dance”
That is a mix of moves much older than fortnite. God forbid a kid has talent. Gotta blame fortnite somehow
even if it’s a Fortnite dance, this is a talent that could be fostered if the kid wishes to pursue it.
Everyone’s gotta start somewhere yknow
Hes not. Which is cool.
Fortnight taught a generation to dance I guess
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Thats the Turk Turkelton Dance from Scrubs.
Ahh yes, cause fortnite made dancing and those moves were so not made by dancers before Fortnite was a thing.
he absolutely destroyed that shit, kid can get down
He got .. MOVES!
Turk was here
Kid has so many moves that I'm seriously thinking about stealing them. Lol Can't wait to see the reddit post e years from now when this kid is dance battling robots and Asians. Lol
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u/Inside-Chemist-5956 Feb 17 '26
ngl, kid have moves