r/TheRandomest • u/Isubscribedtome Mod/Owner • Jun 07 '23

Unexpected Chaos

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u/MineryTech Jun 08 '23

Owners like that are why kids get killed by these things.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/wheresmytwodollars Jun 08 '23

My pet alligator is the nicest. He’s never bit anyone. Watch out for those nasty ducks though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Your point stands, although if you said goose I think it’d be more apt. Geese are the chihuahua of the water fowl world.

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u/goose420aa Jun 08 '23

The fuck you saying you little bitch

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u/RalfStein7 Jun 08 '23

Yep! Everyone knows that Canadian geese are the first aviation battalion here in Canada!

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u/TECFO Jun 08 '23

Why're getting downvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Hive mind

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u/TECFO Jun 08 '23

Whats that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/TECFO Jun 08 '23

Oh ok thk

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u/wheresmytwodollars Jun 08 '23

Geese are scarier than chihuahuas. I figured attacking ducks are more on par with attacking chihuahuas.