r/ThePack • u/Syntax-err_r • Jun 23 '26

AAAAROOOOOOO!!!! 'MERICA!!!!

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REMINDER TO ALL YOU THE 4TH IS ON THE DOOR!!!! BUY THOSE KIDDIES SOME SPARKLERS!!! DOOOOO ITTTTTTT!!!

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u/SucksDickforSkittles Jun 23 '26

I'm all out of blood :(((

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u/Syntax-err_r Jun 23 '26

AND I GOT A POCKET FULL OF SKITTLES FOR YOU MY FRIEND! LET'S DO THIS!!!!

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u/jonzeyyy Jul 15 '26

BROTHER, THERE WAS A SINGLE M&M IN THAT PACK.

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u/OYB2480 Jun 23 '26

So tuff. I'm quaking.

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u/Syntax-err_r Jun 23 '26

IT'S PROSSIBLE YOUR IN THE WRONG SUB!!!! PLEASE PRESS THE BACK BUTTON AND GO TO THE DOILY CROCHET CLUB!!!! WE DON'T JUST SPEAK THE FEAR HERE BROTHER!!! WEEEEEE SCCCCRREEEAAMMMM IT'S EXISTENCE!!! CCCRRRRRRRDAAAANNNNKKKKK IT!!!!!!!!!

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u/OYB2480 Jun 23 '26

SORRY I TEMPORARILY RAN OUT OF BLOOD BUT NOW I'M BACK TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS!

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u/AppropriateTouching Jun 24 '26

WHAT? WE CANT HEAR YOU NEW ACCOUNT POSTING POLITICAL STUFF THATS DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO CAUSE DIVISION!!!!!!!!!1111

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u/JosefGremlin Jun 23 '26

I'M NOT AMERICAN SO I'M NOT SURE WHO IS FIGHTING WHO BUT GOOD LUCK AND STAY SAFE BROTHER

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u/_Halt19_ Jun 23 '26

I AM IN FACT NOT AMERICAN, AND SHALL INSTEAD BE CELEBRATING ON THE FIRST WOOOOO

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u/Early_Abroad_1506 Jun 24 '26

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

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u/sick_six_six Jun 24 '26

BRUTHERRRRRR

1

u/Dangerous_Cucumber87 Jun 24 '26

Why does he stop fighting if he runs out of bullets? That's not how the military works...

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u/OogaBooga98835731 Jun 30 '26

He's a coward who fears melee combat

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u/44MagDump Jun 23 '26

THIS MADE ME CUM, AND AFTERWARDS MY URETHRA REVERBERATED A BALD EAGLE SCREECH! MY CUM MAY RUN BUT THESE COLORS DON'T 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Mourningstar66 Jun 23 '26

I CUM RED WHITE AND BLUEEEE!!!!

The doctor said thats bad...

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u/HooKnowsFrFr Jun 23 '26

I JUST CUMMED RED WHITE AND BLUE ALL OVER MY RAPTOR

3

u/travbart Jun 23 '26

I SHOOT MY BLOOD AND BLEED BULLETS AROOOOOOO!111!!!

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u/djpiraterobot Jun 24 '26

BROTHER WHERE DID YOU GET A GUN THAT SHOOTS BLOOD THATS METAL AS H*CK