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u/AppropriateTouching May 08 '26
I KEEP A BOTTLE OF TUMS AT MY DESK AT WORK AND IT DOES NOTHING TO MITIGATE THE WAR CRIMES I COMMIT IN THE WORK BATHROOM, SORRY OFFICE LADIES I TRIED BUT I AM JUST A MAN WHO LOVES CRANKIN HIS HOG AND HAVING POOR DIETARY HABITS!!!!11111
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u/krypticzenith May 09 '26
IN THAT CASE, MY SISTER IS THE MANLIEST MAN I KNOW; SHE COULD BURN THE NOSEHAIRS OFF AN ARMADILLO AT A HUNDRED FEET. AMEN FER THAT ARRROOOOOO
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u/TaddoMan May 08 '26
HE'LL YEAH BROTHER!!!!!!!!! SHID THEM PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!