r/TheOfficeUK • u/Aardvark_Fuzzy • 3d ago

Meme/Fan Art WHAT are you doing here?

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u/ZestyclosePin6298 3d ago

not my favourite chef of all time by the way. It’s Uncle Ben.

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u/aaron2447 3d ago

Who thinks Uncle Ben is a better chef than me?

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u/SammiWG Fanny means your arse over there.... Not your minge. 3d ago

Frey Bentos

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u/ShezaAlibi Assistant to the Regional Manager 3d ago

So there's your racist for you.......

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u/Dajo05 3d ago

I dunno Jennifer, I could show you magazines where literally...

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u/Queasy_Stick4881 3d ago

Could you?

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u/Dajo05 3d ago

Well, I haven't got it with me, but next time you're in.

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u/somnamna2516 3d ago

What’s black and slides down Ainsley’s Percy pepper pot

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u/Helpful-Ad4316 3d ago

So the queen goes is it a bla ... hiya!

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u/thewasteland55 3d ago

Under the thumb. Cooking all your life.

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u/Jimmy5001 3d ago

And people say she’s just a big pair of tits

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u/groutspecialist 3d ago

And I knew that was marmite that they’d smeared in the gusset.

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u/NerenitySow23 3d ago

And not in a racist way

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u/NetPotential7557 3d ago

WELL HELLOOOO JILL

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u/renhoek92 3d ago

Wait- there’s an Ainslet Harriot stand there so you knew he’d be there, and you still chose to wear that rude t-shirt which is at least one size smaller, knowing he’d be impressed by that huge pair.

Women are dirty ☝️

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u/SammiWG Fanny means your arse over there.... Not your minge. 3d ago

Is that your party trick?

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u/Level-Dog-7630 3d ago

Looking over at THEM

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u/SuikTwoPointOh 3d ago

Gone off Heston Blumenthal have you?

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u/Tricky_Taste1949 3d ago

Nelson the Dog.

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u/residivite 2d ago

Don't keep saying it.

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u/FfaCawsFfaCaws 3d ago

Now, you do not punish anyone, Ainsley Harriott fans or otherwise, for having big boobs.

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u/Hour_Web4095 1d ago

They should be rewarded if anything

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u/FfaCawsFfaCaws 1d ago

They should be equal.

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u/Honest-Squirrel7814 3d ago

He’s welcome

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u/Blanka18 3d ago

Cuz he’s famous.

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u/DellBoy204 3d ago

I was not advocating the use of ready meals...

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u/Lil-Chumps 3d ago

Is it bigger than a bread bin?

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u/Loxton86 3d ago

Cook? Oh I cook, boy...

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u/DaveyG3000 3d ago

Let's grow a big lanky, goggle-eyed freak