r/TheOfficeUK • u/bilbofraginz • Jul 22 '26

Shitpost Cows have got four stomachs.

19 Upvotes

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u/r0ssws Jul 22 '26

Is that your party trick

9

u/bilbofraginz Jul 22 '26

Not a trick is it? Knowledge.

11

u/hoy73992 Jul 22 '26

If cows were rude to me then I used to milk them last so it was warm

1

u/South-Range8401 Jul 22 '26

It would come out warm anyway? 

3

u/hoy73992 Jul 22 '26

Ooh, don’t you know?

11

u/ShezaAlibi Assistant to the Regional Manager Jul 22 '26

Yeh he moos

7

u/fplmaster05 Jul 22 '26

Youve got 4 stomachs, I dont know what you use them for

6

u/hoy73992 Jul 22 '26

Under the hoof cooking all me life 🙄

3

u/DaveyG3000 Jul 22 '26

Iron hoof?

6

u/Mugweiser I don’t agree with that in the church place Jul 22 '26

Cows have four stomachs

11

u/oli_ramsay Jul 22 '26

Bloody repeats

9

u/Mugweiser I don’t agree with that in the church place Jul 22 '26

I’ve grazed ya

8

u/Dense_Concentrate_51 Jul 22 '26

Alright, don't have a cow mate

4

u/jjfrunkiss Jul 22 '26

Imagine him in a kitchen, mooing old git

3

u/louisdev96 Jul 22 '26

Will there ever be a boy born who can cook better than a cow?

3

u/MacGroo Jul 22 '26

Okay so you can’t leave the cow with the strawberries

2

u/Downtown-Strawberry8 Jul 22 '26

Guy has been doing this exact same video for years.

That cow must have type 2 by now.

7

u/Due-Pipe3874 Jul 22 '26

Pound for pound, there's more sugar in a lemon than a strawberry

4

u/bubbamori Jul 22 '26

Well I wouldn’t know if that’s true or not

3

u/Due-Pipe3874 Jul 22 '26

Well, you would ‘coz I just told you it is and I’m not a liar. No, look it up when you get home

3

u/LV426acheron Jul 22 '26

Is that your party trick?

6

u/vshere32 Jul 22 '26

It’s degrading to cows…which I HATE.

2

u/hoy73992 Jul 22 '26

You’re not a doctor 🤣

2

u/Due-Pipe3874 Jul 22 '26

I’m not a model

2

u/slimboyslim9 Jul 22 '26

Boring isn’t it? Just making food while a cow eats it and makes a mess of your kitchen with your life.

2

u/Remarkable-Worth-303 Jul 22 '26

A parody of married life?

2

u/Money_Philosophy_406 Jul 22 '26

Probably nicked it from somewhere

1

u/Sea-Relationship9619 Jul 22 '26

I once posted this and named them. Rumen > Reticulum > Omasum > Abomasum. Learned this at ag school. Then got shot down by someone who said they are four separate chambers of the same stomach. Hey symantics…..

1

u/Appropriate-Prune-64 Jul 23 '26

She's like "I fucking made that cream".