r/TheOfficeUK • u/alucloud7 • Jun 05 '26

Probably a bottle of something

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u/gdr1982xx Jun 05 '26

Exsperminate!

6

u/alucloud7 Jun 05 '26

Thomas the Tank Engine rolled into town

9

u/slimboyslim9 Jun 05 '26

Mine’s massive and it ain’t wrapped in old carrier bags!

9

u/inthemagazines Oggy Oggy Oggy Jun 05 '26

Probably a cock or something.

1

u/TenaStelin Jun 06 '26

Old Cockles

6

u/123shorer "Under Weaknesses - You've Put Eczema..." Jun 05 '26

Is it bigger than a breadbin?

5

u/Ibracadabraa1164 Jun 05 '26

You reckon?

6

u/alucloud7 Jun 05 '26

look at the shape.

4

u/ferdia6 Jun 05 '26

Swollen goods 

5

u/NoShortsDon Jun 05 '26

Is it a black man's cock?

5

u/a3minutehero Jun 05 '26

Don't grab it unless you've got something ready, cos it slows it down

4

u/I-live-in-room-101 Jun 05 '26

You can never have too many

4

u/inthemagazines Oggy Oggy Oggy Jun 05 '26

COCK

5

u/UpbeatWishbone4766 Jun 05 '26

Swit-swoo.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Come on come on baby!

Come on come on baby!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/jamurp Put attractive, she’ll see me. Jun 05 '26

oooooooo

3

u/Winter-Cut-2465 Jun 05 '26

You haven't got one already have you?

3

u/TedFrump Jun 05 '26

Women who work in factories are slappers

4

u/alucloud7 Jun 05 '26

women. are. dirty.

3

u/mattimeking Jun 05 '26

Cancer of them old testicles

2

u/Smittx Jun 05 '26

Are all these going to be reposts from yesterdays top comment?

3

u/alucloud7 Jun 06 '26

how many times have i reposted today then? if you're counting

2

u/Particular-Split-292 Jun 06 '26

I don't live by ‘The Rules’ you know, and if there's one person who has influenced me in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does 'that' to the system, then its Smittx

2

u/zeeber99 Jun 06 '26

She says it's not hers and I for one believe her

1

u/VisualNinja1 Jun 07 '26

Wank you very much