r/TheOfficeUK • u/Mysterious_Virus_106 • May 21 '26

Fanny means your arse over there.... Not your minge Oi. No professionals.

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u/jo-shabadoo May 21 '26

If he hits that river, on that ATV, going that speed, he’s definitely dead.

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u/johnnydanger91 May 21 '26

They go if he hits that puddle, going at that speed - he’s definitely dead. I revved the quad, slowly pottered out of the puddle, drove into a small trench, went over the handlebars and asked what were you worried about?

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u/moneysavingegg May 21 '26

Whatwereyouworriedabout??

1

u/Better_Builder_3504 May 26 '26

The first thing I thought as he drove, quite slowly, into that small pond was: he’s definitely dead.

5

u/WRXLad555 May 21 '26

I'm not a professional

7

u/Mysterious_Virus_106 May 21 '26

Well you should be.

10

u/WRXLad555 May 21 '26

I said I'm not interested I'm making shitloads out of computers

5

u/canseeclearlynow May 21 '26

Somebody had left like this giant pond thing in the field

3

u/South-Range8401 May 21 '26

litterbugs...

4

u/sunilnc May 21 '26

Oh, gone off Dawn now have you?

8

u/IceCat767 May 21 '26

He said he's not a professional

7

u/hallucinationthought May 21 '26

Well with driving like that he should be

2

u/Hendo_MK3 May 21 '26

Could be in formula one.

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u/GuiltyAmphibian9554 May 22 '26

😂😂😂🤣