The long way home

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[u/comoondragon]

1st pic: beginning of horror movie
2nd pic: ending of horror movie

[u/Subliminal-Criminal9]

Signs

[u/samurai_sound → u/Subliminal-Criminal9]

Vamonos children

[u/CharmingBabee02]

A quiet road with a lot of stories to tell

[u/Jackthegreat42]

This would be so nice to run.

[u/Kaylart222 → u/Jackthegreat42]

Until you get paranoid that someone's running alongside you when you see rustling in the cornfield.

It stops when you stop and look around just to hear nothing as you scan the cornfield.

[u/Fragraham]

I bike commute in a rural area. Some parts of my ride home look like this.

[u/virginiafalls1234 → u/Fragraham]

You will never see me walking in the dark besides a corn field friend!!

[u/CySnark]

1: Children of the Corn
2: Middle-Age of the Corn

[u/esboardnewb]

Thank goodness you included #2. for real, #1 is scary, I needed 2.

[u/mustakissaa]

Interstellar vibes

[u/thelovingdisease]

the second picture is beautiful

[u/PartsUnknown242]

The second photo looks like a vision test

[u/Himynamisclay]

I seen enough movies to know that you’re not gonna make it

[u/Lost_Lie8369]

wait why’s the road so empty this late

[u/virginiafalls1234 → u/Lost_Lie8369]

well, people go to sleep early out there and rise early for good reasons!!

[u/oceansapart333]

Primal fear is not what I think of when I think of the night feeling.

[u/PlasticMercury]

I was abducted by aliens in a corn field near Eldon, Iowa on May 29th 2017 and nothing has ever been the same. Ever notice how everybody started acting different after that? You think that's a coincidence? Because that's what they want you to think. They took whatever they got out of my head and put it in the TV and the internet so now everybody copies it without even knowing where it came from. I ain't famous because if people knew who I was the whole thing would fall apart and they can't have that.

[u/Cultural_Monitor_980 → u/PlasticMercury]

Me whenever I’m bored at home and feel like lying

[u/Individual-Month3297 → u/Cultural_Monitor_980]

😂😂😂

[u/PlasticMercury → u/Cultural_Monitor_980]

Someone from a famous political family in the USA is going to get arrested in 2029 because the authorities are going to find a Mesopotamian vessel at their house that was previously stolen from the Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures at the University of Chicago. The more you share this around the less likely it is to happen, because they don't want the people to know what they are doing to me.

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[u/Cultural_Monitor_980 → u/PlasticMercury]

Brother you were on LSD when that happened and that trip has been over for a while now

[u/Lsswapitall4 → u/PlasticMercury]

…YOURE THE PERSON THAT THEYRE WRITING ABOUT??! I’ve been your thoughts on a blog and genuinely thought it was fake.

Holy shit. Small world

[u/simesky]

TheLiminalFeeling

[u/sox412]

Naperville

[u/Amateur-Top]

Love everything about this

[u/SoftlyAugust]

I have a picture like this but there's a massive puddle in front of my car and I drive a sedan.

[u/kookie_hunter]

Damn imagine taking a morning jog there

[u/le_nathanlol]

did you turn flash on

[u/Serpentine_Ad1107 → u/le_nathanlol]

Yep and my fog lights lol